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Funny story: Irish lose their friendliest nation title...to the Scots

Irish lose their friendliest nation title...to the Scots

The world's friendliest people, the Irish, are no longer the world's friendliest people after a survey revealed that the Scottish are more friendly. "We have been sending the Scottish people on a friendliness course," said Hamish Bacon, Scottish F...

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Funny story: Science Reports Good News and Bad News About Meaning of Life

Science Reports Good News and Bad News About Meaning of Life

Are you a spiritual seeker? Hundreds of Americans reportedly are. For instance, for his whole life, Josh Carlton of New York City has been trying to find love. Stephanie Lambert of San Francisco wants to find the meaning of life. For Leigh Shields o...

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Funny story: Happy Monday? Don't Make Me Laugh, Says Local Grump

Happy Monday? Don't Make Me Laugh, Says Local Grump

A local man has pooh-poohed the notion that today is the first happy day of the year. Psychologists claim that today, Monday, January 30, is the first happy day of the year because most Britons have just had their first pay cheque and have also pr...

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Funny story: Spend, Spend, Spend is the advice of bankers and politicians to punters!

Spend, Spend, Spend is the advice of bankers and politicians to punters!

There has been a massive upturn in the world economy as Europe, Japan, China, India, the US, Russia and others who thought they were heading for a recession now are heading for a "BOOMING" time ahead. Greek, Spanish, French, Italian, UK and US fin...

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Funny story: Government Introduces New "Wear A Funny Mask Day"

Government Introduces New "Wear A Funny Mask Day"

The government has introduced a new holiday called "Wear A Funny Mask Day" in order to boost the country's morale. Even government ministers will be wearing them. Earlier today we saw Minster for Education Michael Gove come in to No. 10 wearing a...

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Funny story: Google and Microsoft Pursue the Secret of Happiness

Google and Microsoft Pursue the Secret of Happiness

Google and Microsoft have teamed up to create a secret computer programme that they think will reveal one of the secrets of the Universe. It was created last year and will be fitted into every computer by the end of the Summer. The purpose of t...

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Funny story: The Secret of Happiness?

The Secret of Happiness?

It's official. The happiest people on earth are in the small independent province of Paxovia in Russia. It is so safe there that doors are left unlocked, car keys can be left in the ignition and if you lose your wallet or purse it will be returned to you within hours or still be in the place you left it. I went there to find out for myself. As soon as I arrived in Solacia the capital, I was am...

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Funny story: China Bans Happiness

China Bans Happiness

BEIJING - As Britain undertakes a happiness index level, China will do the opposite. "Smiling is against glorious nation of China!" said propaganda minister Lou Ser-Gai. "It is immoral western filth! Happiness against productiveness of China!"...

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Funny story: Cameron's £2m quest to measure nation's happiness

Cameron's £2m quest to measure nation's happiness

Although the country is skint, David Cameron is set to spend £2m on a project on how best to measure the nation's happiness. Labour also attempted to measure quality of life when it was in power. But then Prime Minister Tony Blair eventually aband...

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Funny story: Pleasure does not make you beautiful

Pleasure does not make you beautiful

Cosmetics companies are to be banned from 'making up' funky sounding ingredients by regulators who are calling global pharmaceutical companies "One step away from Victorian 'quackery'". "We've had enough of companies dreaming up 'newly discovered'...

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Funny story: Statistically six out of seven Dwarfs are not Happy

Statistically six out of seven Dwarfs are not Happy

Studies have shown that six out of seven dwarfs are not Happy. Literary experts announced their findings after three years painstaking analysis of children's classic; Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Master Antonio Cherry, who led the research, sa...

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Funny story: Manic Depressive Cheers Up

Manic Depressive Cheers Up

A manic depressive today emerged from a London clinic and announced to the world that after years of suffering from this debilitating condition, he has officially cheered up. Doctors couldn't specify what brought about the sudden change in the pat...

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Funny story: New study blurs future for millions

New study blurs future for millions

An exhaustive study carried out by experts from two British Universities over three years has shown that there is now only an 13% happiness difference on the Mallard-Roberts scale, comparing achievement/satisfaction/lifestyle. The respected measu...

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Funny story: The Killer Smile

The Killer Smile

Western State Mental Hospital in Kentucky and Bellevue Hospital in New York City agree, the human smile, a facial expression traditionally used to convey joy, pleasure, or amusement in the past, is now mainly used to suppress rage, according to a ten...

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Funny story: Men with Big Penises Live Longer, Happier, More Satisfying and Productive Lives

Men with Big Penises Live Longer, Happier, More Satisfying and Productive Lives

Duke University, NC- After decades of research by sociologists, psychologists, statististions, anthropologists and astrologers it has been determined, without any doubt, that men with large penises live longer, happier, more satisfying and productive...

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Funny story: Revealed - Diet For A Happy Life

Revealed - Diet For A Happy Life

Doctor Seymour Kuntz of the University of Alabama today announced that dietary choices have a direct correlation with a state of happiness. Previous wisdom has dictated that diets are usually depressing things, reliant on such antiquated concepts...

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Funny story: PayPal Employees to Wear Mandatory Smile Generators

PayPal Employees to Wear Mandatory Smile Generators

San Jose Ca., Non-FDIC insured PayPal, a payment method use by sellers and buyers worldwide to buy, sell and trade on eBay, announced today that all employees will be fitted for and required to wear "smile generators." "This device is designed t...

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