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Funny story: Northerners More Dirty

Northerners More Dirty

Scabies, England - New research has found that northerners are dirtier than southerners. The study, conducted by the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine, says the further north people live, the less likely they are to wash their hands afte...

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Funny story: Purrell Unvails Hand Epidermal Incinerator

Purrell Unvails Hand Epidermal Incinerator

The Purrell company today introduced the latest weapon in their war against hand bacteria.

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Funny story: Kate Bosworth is a Prisoner

Kate Bosworth is a Prisoner

Kate Bosworth is a prisoner. It's a guilded cage for sure, but she's a prisoner. The starlet of Blue Crush has become a pawn in the hands of a mysterious and powerful woman. That woman by the name of Robin Baum (know as Darth Baum to many) has her under her thumb and forces her to portray a certain image. We got a lot of anonymous tips from people who work and know Kate, however, they refu...

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Funny story: James Dean's hands used as door stop

James Dean's hands used as door stop

The severed hands of deceased movie star James Dean, were being using as a door stop in an Arizona diner.

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Funny story: Hungry Bauer orders a sandwich

Hungry Bauer orders a sandwich

7:43:00 AM Jack Bauer's hands grip the wheel of the Escalade, white knuckles steering the way toward CTU. "The Mark Has Been Mad...

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Funny story: Ruth Madoc windscreen sticker blamed for sharp rise in car accidents.

Ruth Madoc windscreen sticker blamed for sharp rise in car accidents.

A novelty car sticker depicting the popular TV actress Ruth Madoc has been blamed for a 500% increase in road traffic accidents. The sticker shows the 'Hi-de-hi' star with her hands outstretched and a look of surprise on her face, as if a ra...

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Funny story: New Service available: Rent-A-Pizza!

New Service available: Rent-A-Pizza!

A new service has become available worldwide allowing pizza fanatics to get their hands on a pizza for just a pittance of the normal cost of a pizza.

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Funny story: Marlboro Man update

Marlboro Man update

Marlboro Man is riding through grasslands empty and void. His hands are bloody his matches are wet. He is pissed. He had to kill and sell the calf he liked to kiss the most, ┬┤cause the damn Krauts had raised the cigarette tax. $ 4.25 is what they now...

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Funny story: Safest hands in Britain drops basket of eggs

Safest hands in Britain drops basket of eggs

Jed Masterson, PE Teacher at Columnworth Primary School in Cheshire, today dropped a whole basket of eggs on his way home from work. The eggs were to be part of an important "egg and spoon" race.

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