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Funny story: New Arsenal Manager to be selected by competition

New Arsenal Manager to be selected by competition

The online version of the popular football management simulator, Premiership Management is expected to get a sudden upsurge in applicants to join after the shock announcement from Arsenal that they will be replacing Arsene Wenger with anybody who can...

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Funny story: John Terry Happy With Hughes or Hiddink

John Terry Happy With Hughes or Hiddink

John Terry has told a press conference that he would be quite happy if either Guus Hiddink or Mark Hughes replaced Carlo Ancelotti as the Blues boss after the latter was released prematurely from his Stamford Bridge contract. " Guus Hiddink, Mark...

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Funny story: Gordon Strachan Helps Neil Lennon Out

Gordon Strachan Helps Neil Lennon Out

Despite being in between clubs at the moment, Gordon Strachan has launched a new body - the Tenacious Ginger Managers Association. Strachan has formed the TGMA as he feels that the League Managers Association does not provide enough protection or...

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Funny story: Keane Apply For West Ham Post

Keane Apply For West Ham Post

Award winning rock band Keane have thrown their hat in the ring for the West Ham manager's job left vacant after Avram Grant's sacking. Lead singer Tim Rice-Oxley explained : "Although we come from East Sussex, we became very fond of the Hammer...

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Funny story: Avram Grant Gets His Hammers In A Twist

Avram Grant Gets His Hammers In A Twist

Avram Grant was last night embroiled in a legal battle the likes of which this country has never seen. After West Ham's owner's David Short-And-Stubby and David Albino-Malnourished-Lion-Face made clear to Grant that his tenure had come to an end,...

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Funny story: Brown and Boyle Face SFA Probe

Brown and Boyle Face SFA Probe

Aberdeen manager Craig Brown and Motherwell owner John Boyle are to face a Scottish Football Association hearing after their touchline altercation at the end of last week's SPL fixture. The SFA's Disciplinary Committee confirmed that the two men's...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp In Schedule Blooper

Harry Redknapp In Schedule Blooper

In breaking sports headlines, it has just been announced that Tottenham Hotspur manager Harry Redknapp will not be making a media appearance of any kind this coming Tuesday. Harry, 39, from Bristol, has made either a radio or television interview...

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Funny story: Celtic's Lennon Facing 3 Year Ban

Celtic's Lennon Facing 3 Year Ban

Glasgow Celtic's manager Neil Lennon is facing a 146 game ban under a controversial new disciplinary procedure introduced by the SFA. The Irishman has just reluctantly accepted a revised 4 game ban for an offence committed earlier on this season,...

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Funny story: Hodgson Sacking Shock

Hodgson Sacking Shock

West Brom manager Roy Hodgson has sensationally been sacked after just 48 hours in charge of the Premiership strugglers. A spokesman for the club stated that "after much soul searching and many sleepless hours, the directors of West Bromwich Footb...

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Funny story: Celtic Conspiracy Theory Latest

Celtic Conspiracy Theory Latest

The increasingly boring question of whether or not there is conspiracy in Scottish football against Glasgow Celtic took on a sinister turn with the rumour that manager Neil Lennon is set to reveal some even more bizarre claims. Its understood that...

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Funny story: Allardyce on Allardyce

Allardyce on Allardyce

Former Blackburn boss Sam Allardyce believes he is good enough to manage any of Europe's top clubs. Allardyce, once a candidate for the England manager's job, arrived at Ewood Park in 2008 having survived at Newcastle for less than half a season.

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Funny story: Staggies 2 Glasgow Celtic 0

Staggies 2 Glasgow Celtic 0

Speechless and frustrated, Celtic, the boys in green, trooped off the pitch at Hampden Park, Glasgow this afternoon. They have lost in the Scottish Cup semi final to Ross County. Downed 2 - 0 by a team of teuchters (please note this IS the correc...

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Funny story: 'Arthur Daley and the Scottish Managers'

'Arthur Daley and the Scottish Managers'

[Scene: The Winchester Club, London] 'So get round to the lockup as soon as you've had your drink, Terry, I've got a large delivery of Scottish managers needing unloading.' 'Do what?' 'You know, lots of Scottish football managers. There'll be a few crates of Moyeses and Coyles, and if we're lucky maybe a Ferguson or two. But don't let them Jocks sell you short, you know how canny they like to b...

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