Slow Cookers, whilst excellent at cooking good food, can also be used for many other things. With a little know-how and a bit of imagination, a slow cooker can have a multitude of uses. It's all very well simply using your Slow Cooker to create your favourite hot-pot, or if you are a more experienced slow chef a super fresh slow roast chicken, but to maximise the benefits of having multiple...
With millions of people in the UK falling ill with flu or stomach bugs, a Birmingham corner shopkeeper whose grandfather came from Pakistan has been arrested and charged with releasing germs into the atmosphere in the name of Allah. Zaffar Ali Kha...
As the weather turns cooler and the leaves begin to change, the Center for Disease Control is getting progressively more concerned about the Bieber Fever. "What we're seeing is potential pandemic situation just as the flu season is approaching," s...
The Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta (CDC) has come out with warnings this week of a new strain of flu that is already showing signs of being a real problem this coming fall flu season. The reports claim the flu is related to elephants. Unlike...
Doctors in the Icelandic capital, Rejkjavic, say they have recorded the first known fatal case of Volcano Flu, a man who lived only about 3 miles from the Eyjafjallajoekull volcano which has been belching black, acrid smoke and ash into the skies ove...
Public health authorities around the world are warning the public not to use 'hand sanitizer' lotions which advertise protection from illness. 'It's bad enough that hand sanitizers offer people a false sense of security', said Bertram Beecham of t...
US President Barack Obama has declared the common cold a national emergency. The President signed the Taking Ourselves 2 Seriously proclamation at a jousting tournament in Washington DC last Friday, wearing a crown and surrounded by knights and serva...
Stovington, Vermont - Dr. Denninger of the Center for Disease Control has confirmed that this latest strain of flu, know as "SuperFlu" or "Captain Tripps" is now at the level of a national emergency. Government officials have heretofore been retic...
Washington DC - President Obomba released details of his "killer" health pogrom today to a jeering crowd. The noise level was so high, only the written press release can be used as an information source. So says the release: The new health pogrom...
After the recent spread of swine flu which has engulfed the world becoming the dominant form of flu, it seems yet another blow has been struck for world health. Almost ten thousands cases of 'Man Flu' have been confirmed among pigs. It is not yet...
The Board of Health in Maggoty, Arkansas report the very first case of Chicken Nugget Flu ever as far as records are concerned. "It apparently mutated between Swine Flu and Chicken Flu", stated one state health official. Maggoty, which has 12...
Atlanta - The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued a warning for Nickelback Flu. In recent months thousands of people across the country have gone to the hospital with flu like symptoms. Tests on those patients came back negativ...
If you think that you have had enough of swine flu madness and that after frequent promising-moon-but-leaving-you-with-a-worthless-mound (i.e. foretelling millions of deaths but supplying only few hundred corpses) bouts of worldwide pandemics, the w...
Farmers worldwide are "gravely concerned" after the first fatal case of man-flu in pigs was confirmed in a report, written by scientists, yesterday. The news validates the anxieties of thousands of farmers - who have reported unusual swine behavio...
BEIJING, CHINA According to reports which are receiving a lot of word play, an outbreak of the virulent mnemonic plague has killed three people in Ziketan, China this week. Ziketan is a remote town in a Qinghai province which has been sealed in resp...
In Iran some scientists who have been working in a secret laboratory for a year have finished the development of a new and very dangerous form of a virus which they have called Camel Flu. The virus has been given the chemical name H1N1C. It has...
There will be no more bacon until Cherie Blair reveals where she got her swine flu. The probability exists that Ms Blair has used undue influence to obtain a better virus than that available to the man in the street. Parliamentary Expenses investi...
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