Miley Cyrus needed a break so her dad, Billy Ray decided to go home to northern Kentucky and go on a three-day fishing and camping trip. Of course, they did allow me, a reporter for $tat$, to go with them and use the photographs for a Family Type article. After the first day, they didn't catch a thing and, although Billy took it in stride, Miley seemed upset. "Look at that guy, Pops. Hey,...
JACKSON, Mississippi - The Mississippi senate has just passed a bill that makes it illegal for anyone to shoot catfish with a shotgun. State Senator Roy LeRoy Witchboro, 64, [R-Pascagoula] informed the news media that the bill passed by a vote of...
Aug 2, 2013, was a historic day in Ashland, WI, when seniors in a breakfast diner learned about the iPhone. The story of an iPhone in the diner was quite a shock to the local retired residents. "What's an iPhone?", asked George Bodin. The you...
PASCAGOULA, Mississippi - Long time Mississippi Game Warden Jefferson Jackson Boothbarker reported that a local fisherman identified as Tibideaux "Tibby" Figginfaust has just caught one of the most amazing catfish in the history of catfish catching.
Toledo, OH - At the end of a long day on Toledo Bend Lake with very little luck, master baiter Sam Bigton finally caught the winning fish of the day at the annual statewide competition. After three hours of struggling with a 36" Black Bass, he won th...
Crackpot evolutionists are today pulling their hair out following the annoying news that a new Coelacanth fossil has been discovered. The Coelacanth is already a particular pain in the evolutionists bottom as it is still alive and well today. The...
I 'ave bin a-fishin' for many years. I has fly fished in every stream an' lake aroun' thar country. Ev'ry one of me flies 'as bin made by me, rolled on me leg, hours an hours an hours of bendin' an' a-twining 'til I gits it reet. Then, there's me rods, 'undreds of em I ave, big ones, small ones, medium ones, ones wiv small rings, ones wiv big rings, ones wiv medium rings. Forty nine ye'rs I...
It's bad news from Dorking, as the town's last remaining Bering Sea crab boat has been mothballed, due to financial constraints, and being unable to compete with their Alaskan counterparts, such as those featured on Discovery Channel's 'Deadliest Cat...
North Port, FL - Charleston Park, a small gated community on Florida's west coast, is planning to offer a series of lectures to its residents for the purpose of "raising community standards." Taking a hint from the community newsletter, which lectur...
In Texas back in May, as thousands of teachers prepared to be layed off due to budget cuts Sen. Bob Deuell said he's never noodled, but that the bill needed to be passed for the "noodlers of Texas." What is noodling? It is simply one of the more b...
The tradition of Snatch Clapping has been totally outlawed in Grimsby town centre. This ancient fertility ritual was introduce to the British Isles 1200 years ago by marauding Vikings. The first recorded incidence of Snatch Clapping was recorded in 9...
Martha's Vineyard, Massachusetts -- Pres. Barack Obama made good use of day three of his summer vacation, catching seven "nice size" striped bass off the coast of this ocean island. But what happened next is being called by some "the economic mir...
In the next series of Extreme Fishing, jovial geordie actor Robson Green, will be returning to his native north east to fish in the River Wear. I intend to catch the Lambton Worm. The original worm was caught by John Lambton back in the 12th century but I believe it's descendants still live in the Wear. Even though it hasn't been seen for years, thanks to John Lambton's description, I know...
As it emerged today, veteran Manchester United football star, Ryan Giggs has signed yet another one year extension to his contract, but many people are wondering what he will do after he decides to draw the curtain on his distinguished football caree...
PHILADELPHIA - NASA's Office of Meteorological Unusual Incidents reported that on Valentine's Day, a huge meteorite almost hit Dover, Delaware but ended up landing in the Atlantic Ocean instead. Galahad Fenkershill, chief director of NASA's OMUI t...
WASILLA, Alaska - Reports coming out of the "Iceberg" state are still somewhat sketchy but it appears that a reliable, unnamed, unknown, and unpaid source has revealed that she has heard that Mr. Sarah Palin, aka Todd Palin may have received an illeg...
WASILLA - The Third installment of Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska has eclipsed the viewer numbers of the first two shows. Executives for the TLC Network Burgess Flackbubble and Irving Castowitz are so thrilled with the shows amazing ratings that they...
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