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Funny story: Fly Fishing: By J.R. Harty

Fly Fishing: By J.R. Harty

I 'ave bin a-fishin' for many years. I has fly fished in every stream an' lake aroun' thar country. Ev'ry one of me flies 'as bin made by me, rolled on me leg, hours an hours an hours of bendin' an' a-twining 'til I gits it reet. Then, there's me rods, 'undreds of em I ave, big ones, small ones, medium ones, ones wiv small rings, ones wiv big rings, ones wiv medium rings. Forty nine ye'rs I...

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Funny story: Dorking Crab Boat Mothballed

Dorking Crab Boat Mothballed

It's bad news from Dorking, as the town's last remaining Bering Sea crab boat has been mothballed, due to financial constraints, and being unable to compete with their Alaskan counterparts, such as those featured on Discovery Channel's 'Deadliest Cat...

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Funny story: Florida Gated Community to Host Lecture Series

Florida Gated Community to Host Lecture Series

North Port, FL - Charleston Park, a small gated community on Florida's west coast, is planning to offer a series of lectures to its residents for the purpose of "raising community standards." Taking a hint from the community newsletter, which lectur...

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Funny story: Governor Perry Loses Noodle While Noodling Catfish With His Noodle

Governor Perry Loses Noodle While Noodling Catfish With His Noodle

In Texas back in May, as thousands of teachers prepared to be layed off due to budget cuts Sen. Bob Deuell said he's never noodled, but that the bill needed to be passed for the "noodlers of Texas." What is noodling? It is simply one of the more b...

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Funny story: Snatch Clapping Outlawed In Grimsby

Snatch Clapping Outlawed In Grimsby

The tradition of Snatch Clapping has been totally outlawed in Grimsby town centre. This ancient fertility ritual was introduce to the British Isles 1200 years ago by marauding Vikings. The first recorded incidence of Snatch Clapping was recorded in 9...

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Funny story: Obama catches 7 fishes; feeds the entire East Coast with an 'Economic Miracle'

Obama catches 7 fishes; feeds the entire East Coast with an 'Economic Miracle'

Martha's Vineyard, Massachusetts -- Pres. Barack Obama made good use of day three of his summer vacation, catching seven "nice size" striped bass off the coast of this ocean island. But what happened next is being called by some "the economic mir...

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Funny story: Robson Green's Extreme Extreme Fishing

Robson Green's Extreme Extreme Fishing

In the next series of Extreme Fishing, jovial geordie actor Robson Green, will be returning to his native north east to fish in the River Wear. I intend to catch the Lambton Worm. The original worm was caught by John Lambton back in the 12th century but I believe it's descendants still live in the Wear. Even though it hasn't been seen for years, thanks to John Lambton's description, I know...

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Funny story: Ryan Giggs To Sign Up For Discovery Channel's Deadliest Catch?

Ryan Giggs To Sign Up For Discovery Channel's Deadliest Catch?

As it emerged today, veteran Manchester United football star, Ryan Giggs has signed yet another one year extension to his contract, but many people are wondering what he will do after he decides to draw the curtain on his distinguished football caree...

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Funny story: A Huge Meteorite The Size of Kirstie Alley, Gabourey Sidibe, and David Crosby Combined Just Barely Misses Hitting The 'Right Coast'

A Huge Meteorite The Size of Kirstie Alley, Gabourey Sidibe, and David Crosby Combined Just Barely Misses Hitting The 'Right Coast'

PHILADELPHIA - NASA's Office of Meteorological Unusual Incidents reported that on Valentine's Day, a huge meteorite almost hit Dover, Delaware but ended up landing in the Atlantic Ocean instead. Galahad Fenkershill, chief director of NASA's OMUI t...

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Funny story: An Anchorage Pedicurist Is Alleged To Have Massaged Todd Palin's Alaskan Salmon

An Anchorage Pedicurist Is Alleged To Have Massaged Todd Palin's Alaskan Salmon

WASILLA, Alaska - Reports coming out of the "Iceberg" state are still somewhat sketchy but it appears that a reliable, unnamed, unknown, and unpaid source has revealed that she has heard that Mr. Sarah Palin, aka Todd Palin may have received an illeg...

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Funny story: "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" Has Been Voted The Best Fishing Show In The History Of Fish

"Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" Has Been Voted The Best Fishing Show In The History Of Fish

WASILLA - The Third installment of Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska has eclipsed the viewer numbers of the first two shows. Executives for the TLC Network Burgess Flackbubble and Irving Castowitz are so thrilled with the shows amazing ratings that they...

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Funny story: Ice Fishing in Key West

Ice Fishing in Key West

Two Graton men are recovering from frostbite after the shack in which they were ice fishing fell through the ice of Otter Tail Lake in Minnesota last week. Enjoying the warmest March in 90 years of record-keeping hasn't kept the population of Fe...

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Funny story: Boy Hit by Stingray Barb in Freak Accident Gets Wise Advice from Fishermen

Boy Hit by Stingray Barb in Freak Accident Gets Wise Advice from Fishermen

OUTER BANKS, North Carolina - A young boy fishing off a pier in North Carolina with his parents was the victim of a freak accident last week when a barb from a stingray being hauled upon a fishing boat broke off from the animal and flew straight towa...

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Funny story: Canadian Writer Comes Home Smelling of Fish; Wife Almost Fillets Him!

Canadian Writer Comes Home Smelling of Fish; Wife Almost Fillets Him!

Reports are coming in from the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP) of a domestic disturbance that has sent at least one citizen to hospital, and left a shambles in a domestic kitchen on the outskirts of Toronto apparently after an outdoor sporting e...

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Funny story: Salmond and Sturgeon want to promote fishing industry

Salmond and Sturgeon want to promote fishing industry

Alex Salmond Scotlands First Minister, and Nicola Sturgeon Scotlands Health Minister want to promote the fishing industry in Scotland. Salmond and Sturgeon want to increase Scotlands position in the fishing industry to create more employment. The...

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Funny story: Iceland monetizes whalemeat

Iceland monetizes whalemeat

Reykjavík - News on the warf from the fishing captain of the Smelly Gut fishing vessel here, Captain Vjernikisivk is that his whalemeat is soon to be the coin of the realm. With the demise of the Icelandic monetary system, and the closing of all...

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Funny story: Bait Shop Holds Take a Kid Fishing Day

Bait Shop Holds Take a Kid Fishing Day

San Francisco, CA.-The Fulton Street Bait Shop, located on the fishing pier at Harbor Point, is holding it's annual "Take a Kid Fishing Day" sale this coming Saturday. There will be lots of eager children just waiting for the chance to catch that big...

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