Not Duff, she's alright, the other one - Clinton. The wife of former president William Clinton is presently on the rampage across the US in pursuit of becoming the first female Commander in Chief. Fair play to her I say but American voters should really consider basically telling her to piss off for the following reasons.
Bearded Male with GSOH seeks similar female for Naturist Morris Dancing. Must provide own stick and Bells.
(MUSICMAN PRESS) In a surprising event T.V. giant Rosie O'Donnell took a week off from debating useless topics with 'other know it alls' who actually know less than her, if that's humanly possible.
SPECTRE COUNTY, OKLAHOMA,--(BARNYARD NOOZ) Oklahoma, 'where the wind comes sweeping down the plain and drunken Indians run around insane' comes a terrifying story to report. In the small town of Pork Rind, five miles outside...
Friday. Hundreds of aircraft have had to alter their flight paths during the Wimbledon finals due to excess noises emitted by female players, it was announced this morning. The planes, which frequently pass directly over the famous courts, reported...
Michael Moore has decided to enter Farenheit 9/11 into the category of films at the Oscars. This will open up a path for him to bid for "best female actress in a comedy role". Members of the Academy were taken aback when previewing the mov...
EDISON, NJ - A thirteen year old female student at H. R. Clinton Junior High was expelled yesterday when a teacher overheard her praying loudly during a Wildcats football game. The young student was unceremoniously escorted away from the stadium and...
www.excite.com has announced plans for the delivery of a 2 GB female.
You know the ones I mean. The ones that say "Hey, look at my boobs", then, as you're reading this message, you get slapped and verbally abused.
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