In a scene right out of the film "Hannibal," a still-breathing Italian villager was fed to pigs by a frugal Italian farmer named Inutile Germanotta. Germanotta who couldn't afford pig feed, developed an innovative method to increase his profits an...
YAZOO CITY, Mississippi - A representative for North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has informed the American news media that the North Korean president wants to buy an authentic Civil War plantation. Kang Won Goo talked with the owner of the famed Cot...
Old Trafford Farm, Manchester: The ring-leader of some muddied oafs who chase a bladder of wind across a farm meadow for a living, has got into trouble. Farmer Ferguson is his name and he has been shouting and getting red faced over Christmas. Rum...
ATLANTA, Ga. - State representative Terry England regaled the state house with stories of the olden days when he worked on a farm delivering dead pig and cow fetuses. Equating these barnyard friends with human females, England argued that what's good...
Anger took hold within the local farming community this weekend, when a vandal ruined their annual ploughing match. The event, designed to reward the best ploughmen for their craft, was to be held in fields just outside a small village in Kent on...
Justice Secretary and Lord chancellor Kenneth (Ken) Clarke has issued a full and frank apology in attempt to clarify his position on Oilseed Rape. Mr Clarke was forced into the embarrassing climb-down because of comments he made on Radio 4's 'Far...
The National Trust wants to persuade 10,000 consumers to become "virtual farmers." The organisation wants them to run a 1,200-acre site via the internet in a bid to teach families more about where their food comes from. It has turned over Wimpo...
An Essex landowner has built an opera house in the middle of the countryside that will showcase some of the great operattas and classical works this summer. Christopher Stewart-Smith has converted a barn into an amphitheatre that should prove a magnet for orchestras from all over the globe. Some of the works that will be featured this year include : The Garage of Figaro The Tractor o...
Continuing the pioneering work of legendary turkey farmer extraordinaire Bernard Matthews, Irish chicken breeder Patrick O'Feckit has come up with an ingenious scheme which may answer the ever-increasing demand for chicken. For many years he has...
Independent MP Frank Thomson has resigned from the Land and Agriculture Sub Committee after being overheard "dissing" rape seed production in the United Kingdom. Rape seed is one of the most popular crop in the country and is used in the productio...
British agricultural colleges were today accused of failing to teach the basics of farming. 'They've become centres of excellence in the teaching of many skills and crafts,' said the Government Chief Inspector of Colleges, 'but the management of c...
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