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Funny story: Marmite in a jar. Royal Glums to exile Andy and Sarah to Falklands to "conduct business away from prying media". Princess Di offers advice from the beyond

Marmite in a jar. Royal Glums to exile Andy and Sarah to Falklands to "conduct business away from prying media". Princess Di offers advice from the beyond

"Fergie facing bankruptcy" - "Andrew must answer questions" Media headlines are screaming for answers to yet another sordid £500,000 Fergie saga coupled with the dubious role played by Randy Andy - Britain's "roving" Trade Ambassador. Suddenly...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Cackles: "Peace in Our Time" after Hen Party in Argentina Lays an Egg in UK!

Hillary Clinton Cackles: "Peace in Our Time" after Hen Party in Argentina Lays an Egg in UK!

Before leaving Buenos Aires after a two hour Pep Rally with current Argentinean President Christina Fernandez de Kirchner, she and her husband take turns at the job, a triumphant Clinton held up a wrinkled parchment and shouted to the ecstatic crowd...

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Funny story: Obama Threatens to Cancel London Embassy Plans & Build it in Argentina. Irish Consortium in 'Shock'!

Obama Threatens to Cancel London Embassy Plans & Build it in Argentina. Irish Consortium in 'Shock'!

Reacting in petulant anger over the release of classified terrorist documents, President Obama has threatened to scrap plans to construct a $1B embassy outside of London and instead build it in Argentina. The threat has significant impact on the f...

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Funny story: Argy Bargy

Argy Bargy

The Argentinian foreign minister, Diego Maradona, has greased himself up for a round of talks with neighbouring countries about the future ownership of the Falkland Islands (or Las Malvinas as Diego's called them). Many South American leaders, in...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown Would Love To Give Chavez A Slap

Gordon Brown Would Love To Give Chavez A Slap

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has aroused the ire of British PM Gordon 'The Gorgon' Brown by calling on Britain to return the Falkland Islands (Las Malvinas) to Argentinian sovereignty at a summit of South American nations. Looking a bit comica...

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Funny story: Brown's Falklands Oil War Plan Revealed

Brown's Falklands Oil War Plan Revealed

A leaked memo today revealed plans by Gordon Brown to engineer a second Falklands War between the UK and Argentina, in order to boost his ratings before the up-coming election. It is widely believed Mr Brown will face almost certain defeat unless som...

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Funny story: Falklands Conflict To Escalate Just Before Election

Falklands Conflict To Escalate Just Before Election

The row between Argentina and the UK over the Falkland Islands is expected to worsen in the lead up to a general election. Gordon Brown is said to be considering "doing a Maggie" and engineering a small war against a much weaker enemy in a bid to win...

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Funny story: Malvinas Leader Starts Tour In Buenos Aires

Malvinas Leader Starts Tour In Buenos Aires

The exiled leader of the Malvinas, also known as the Falkland Islands, will start his tour of Buenos Aires today.

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Funny story: Gordon Brown to send task force to defend Falkland Islands

Gordon Brown to send task force to defend Falkland Islands

Gordon Brown has been consulting widely to find a way to reverse his disastrous showing in the polls. It would seem that Margaret Thatcher has come up trumps.

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Funny story: Falklands On Red Alert as Labour Turns to Saatchi & Saatchi

Falklands On Red Alert as Labour Turns to Saatchi & Saatchi

LONDON (Grouters) - Saatchi & Saatchi, whose "Labour Isn't Working" slogans and the Falklands War ensured Margaret Thatcher trounced Old Labour in three successive humiliating landslide election victories, will handle New Labour's a...

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Funny story: British Marines Yielding to Verbal Abuse, Surrender Falklands

British Marines Yielding to Verbal Abuse, Surrender Falklands

London, April 6 -- An hour into a news conference on Iran's stunning release of 15 British marines and sailors it had captured in the Persian Gulf and held for almost two weeks after repeatedly saying "Nih, Nih, Nih," two British marine...

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Funny story: Swastika slave girls in Argentina's no escape brothel camps

Swastika slave girls in Argentina's no escape brothel camps

Buenos Aries- The proud Argentine nation may be best known for the Tango, Evita, beef and cheating soccer midgets.

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