Doncaster man Isaac Hunt has lived with an extraordinary medical condition all his life, but until now has never felt the need to consult the medical profession. And now he has, doctors admit that they're baffled and completely at a loss as to how to...
Scientists at the University of New England have finally debunked the ancient myth that "It's all good fun until somebody loses an eye." The group of psychologists monitored the behaviour of two hundred children at a primary school in inner Sydne...
Anybody remember one hit wonder Kim Carnes? You know, that gravel voiced masculine looking blonde woman who had a huge hit in the early 80's with "Bette Davis Eyes"? Well, according to the latest issue of Boredbill magazine, she is making a comeback.
Despite the controversial nature of the desire, some Asians have long longed for the round eyes of westerners. Surgery and injections have been employed to try and remedy the slated eye appearance of easterners. To the shock and awe of plastic surgeo...
For your eyes only.
Bill O'Reilly opened his eyes once the make-up girl had finished powdering his forehead, and looked quickly from one side of the studio to the other. "Margo?" he yelled when he couldn't find who he was looking for. "Margo? Where the hell are you?"...
Orlando- Five days after successful knee surgery, golfing champion Tiger Woods underwent reverse-Lasik surgery at an Orlando clinic and is said to be in pretty-good condition. "While his knee recovers, Tiger thought this would be a perfect time...
HYPCRITES (Helping Your Prayers to Christ Receive Infinite Treasures Extended by our Saviour): Your conservative Christian Watch Dog has been havin his eyes and snout on the goins' on in Del-a-ware.
Humans sometimes blink their eyes. It lubricates the surface of the eye, and gives a welcome break in the monotony to the visual cortex.
Researchers at the University of Florida studied what people actually look at when the objects are beautiful people reports the September issue of the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology.
It was after midnight, when I, Lt. Russell Justin, Cavalry, 4th Regiment, Duty Officer, heard clatter of many horses' hooves: so clear, so loud, so near that I thought the fort was taken by the Red Guard. Hand on my .45 pistol, I rushed out of the guardhouse in order to assess the situation. I could not believe my eyes. In the dead of the night, I saw hundreds of horses and men on-foot, neighi...
In a week that the fairytale dreams of the nation crumbled before tear moistened eyes, we look back with fondness on this love that dare not speak its name.
As the eyes of the world turn to the bonny hills of Scotland, G8 participants are gearing themselves up for their Highland Fling under the folds my own voluminous skirts.
Brusells (Spoof International News Syndicate)-President Bush arrived in Brussels today amidst a chorus of boos, raspberries, catcalls and rolling eyes. No European leaders had gathered to greet him though; it was simply baggage handlers unloading ba...
Meteor storms and meteor showers are among some of the most beautiful sights one could hope to witness with your own or someone elses eyes. Certainly, anyone who has experienced a meteor shower and not been impressed may very well be described as bli...
You know, Mr. Moore has been getting a lot of mean comments lately about his weight, but I personally think he's a great looking man. Plus, he's definitely got the brains to boot; he's a writer and a director! How many other people can say that? Not many! First of all, let's talk about that face. He's got a real friendly face with those beautiful eyes, and whenever he l...
As I stand in line in the supermarket waiting patiently behind some woman and her entire Sunday ad coupon clippings ("Wait! I have a manufacturer's coupon for that! "), my eyes wander towards the tabloid racks. Usually, I see the typic...
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