SHERMAN OAKS - Police were recently called to the Mulholland Estates Mansion of actor Charlie Sheen after reports of some kind of explosion was called in by a neighbor. According to Sherman Oaks Police, a call was received at police headquarters f...
Nigerian Amur Farouk the so called "Underpants bomber" has pleaded guilty after being accused of being very combustible on a flight from Amsterdam to Detroit. "I had very explosive underpants on because at Schiphol Airport I had plenty of baked b...
A spider triggered an evacuation of Manchester Airport today when it was mistaken for a terror attack. It was not a massive mutated beast crushing planes under one of it's eight feet. It wasn't even a venomous spider. Or hairy. It was an ordinary...
Boston - Genetically modified high-octane potatoes 'mutated by global warming emissions' were being blamed for the illicit still blast today. Firemen fought throughout the night as a 50,000-gallon distilling vat erupted close to Boston town centre...
Shades of the Ventriloquist dummy turning against it's owner. There is a report out this morning that a Kristen Stewart look-alike blow-up doll has turned on it's owner and blew them both to bits. "I thought the whole apartment complex was goin...
Harry Caster, through his attorney C. Brewton Collier revealed today that a family Thanksgiving Dinner was ruined when a "breast implant" was discovered in their turkey. "It was devastating for the family," Collier stated, "You can just imagine, t...
Scotland - (Big Bang Theories): The details remain unclear whether it's Scotland's secret underwater mini-Hadron Collider that's exploded or if it's the missing Russian Akula-class submarine, sent potty by Stuxnet! Commenting on the incident Stra...
An explosion which caused the destruction of three houses in Salford, Greater Manchester, is being blamed on faulty gas work by a local builder. But Ron Badger, the accused workman, is claiming it was al-Qaeda. "I noticed a new printer in the h...
Reportedly furious after losing his role to Liam Neeson in the sequel to "Hangover", and learning of ex-girlfriend Oksana's offer to appear in Playboyz Magazine, Mel Gibson's personality time bomb is about to explode. Neighbors of Gibson as far as...
A suicide bomber disguised as a Sainsbury's coffee machine cleaner secretly planted a device at their supermarket in Farnsborough, UK today. He actually wanted to be blown up with the coffee machine, but a waitress spotted him behaving suspiciousl...
Emergency teams were called to Mel Gibson's home after they were called by Gibson's ex-girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, telling them that something was seriously wrong with Mel and he may need medical help. When the teams arrived at Gibson's mansion...
A new telescope facility in Hawaii designed to search for asteroids and comets which could threaten Earth has been destroyed in a freak accident. The Pan-STARRS 1 telescope was built primarily to map large portions of the sky each night to track...
Three people have been taken to hospital with injuries resulting from a huge gas explosion. There are around 20 ground floor flats affected in Bentley, North Yorkshire. All three emergency services are still on the scene, and are assessing the str...
Rush Limbaugh exploded live on the air today while ranting against the Obamas administrations New health care bill. Doctors are citing an impacted colon for the reason of explosion. Some were quoted as saying "This takes being full of shit to...
San Francisco CA: SFPD officers were called to a parking garage in the 2700 block of Lombard Street in the early morning hours of April 12, 2010. A neighbor had called 911 saying "she heard loud noises, laughter and some screaming." The officers r...
Horror erupted in the course of routine back surgery on hospital patient Morris Murcheon, 31, and he slept through the entire ordeal. Mavis Brincheton, M.D., said that the explosion, triggered by the laser cautery device she was holding at the ti...
It's happened before, now it's happened again. At the Russian Open Weightlifting Championships in Moscow, Ukrainian lifter Vaseline Rocksov took to the stage to attempt a personal best lift of 351 kgs. All went well as Rocksov squared up to the...
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