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Funny story: Clinton Wields Sharp Objects in Debate

Clinton Wields Sharp Objects in Debate

Senator Barack Obama found himself consistently on the defensive as he and Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton met Wednesday night for tense debate and furious swordplay that left him parrying questions and criticism on issues including patriotism...

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Funny story: GLAAD: Fox reality show 'Election 2008' homophobic, badly written

GLAAD: Fox reality show 'Election 2008' homophobic, badly written

Fox Network's successful reality show Election 2008 has drawn harsh fire this week from gay activists.

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Funny story: Obama's Support (and Hillary's Behind) Grows Broader

Obama's Support (and Hillary's Behind) Grows Broader

WASHINGTON - In the last two months, Barack Hussein Obama has built a commanding coalition among U.S. voters and is now viewed as the candidate best able to beat war veteran John McCain in the 2008 election.

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Funny story: Giuliani Attacks Ron Paul

Giuliani Attacks Ron Paul

Presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani today responded to persistent criticism from rival Ron Paul's campaign. In the process, Giuliani just might have unleashed a firestorm from Paul supporters known for fervent devotion to their candidate.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Fundraising Back to $0

Ron Paul Fundraising Back to $0

WASHINGTON - Sean Hannity tried to tell us. In a fitting show of irony, the Ron Paul camp today learned that the "Paulites," vehement supporters of Congressman Ron Paul's 2008 Presidential Election campaign and advocate...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Is The Greatest Candidate Evar!!!11!!eleventyone!!!

Ron Paul Is The Greatest Candidate Evar!!!11!!eleventyone!!!

DAYTON, OH (AP Newsliar) -- This "The Spoof" reporter would like to publicly proclaim that Ron Paul is the greatest candidate who ever lived. Even better than Ronald Reagan. Way, way better than those hacks Romney and Giuliani.

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Funny story: Lyndon LaRouche Refuses To Run in 2008, Dubs Dennis Kucinich "The Next Me"

Lyndon LaRouche Refuses To Run in 2008, Dubs Dennis Kucinich "The Next Me"

Lyndon LaRouche has run for the U.S. Presidency 63 times, including some years when there was not presidential election. He begin running 43 years before he was born (against Thomas Jefferson) and has in every election since. LaRouche recently anno...

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Funny story: Travel Restrictions to Affect Republican Officials, Says Pelosi

Travel Restrictions to Affect Republican Officials, Says Pelosi

A Republican amendment to an appropriations bill, added by Iowa Representative Steve King, would forbid the use of government funds for officials traveling to Cuba, Iran, Sudan, Syria or North Korea.

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Funny story: 2008 Election goes Turkey

2008 Election goes Turkey

Worldwide Animal Rights campaigners have been granted permission to let a Turkey run for President in the 2008 Election.

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Funny story: Open Grunting Season on Mitt Romney

Open Grunting Season on Mitt Romney

Inquiries with officials in the states where Mitt Romney has lived cannot confirm the Republican presidential contender's claim to be a lifelong grunter.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton already locking in votes.

Hillary Clinton already locking in votes.

Even though she isn't officially running for election in 2008 yet, Hillary Clinton is already locking in votes from a key group of voters. Her target audience? Feminists.

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Funny story: Edwards Campaign to Involve Dying Wife

Edwards Campaign to Involve Dying Wife

Senator John Edwards announced that his wife is dying of incurable bone cancer that was thought to be in remission. In an interview televised on Sixty Minutes, he told Katie Couric that he will stay on the campaign trail and not drop out of the race...

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Funny story: Sarkozy tells France "You're going to be my bitch"

Sarkozy tells France "You're going to be my bitch"

Paris - Yesterday, in a major speech setting out his radical vision for a new France, nouveau Thatcherite plastic Blair model, Nicolas Sarkozy told a delirious crowd of sycophantic Parisians of his second hand, slightly used vision for the country.

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Funny story: Coke Bushes for votes, Pepsi Kerryes in response

Coke Bushes for votes, Pepsi Kerryes in response

In the first major and historical politico-business alliance, Coke decided to sponsor Bush's election campaign. In a press briefing held at State Department where George Bush and Coke's President of Operations were present on the same dais, c...

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Funny story: Actor Will Ferrell to stand in for Bush in debates

Actor Will Ferrell to stand in for Bush in debates

DAVENPORT, IOWA - Today, the Bush re-election campaign made a surprising announcment, as they have tabbed popular Saturday Night Live alumnus Will Ferrell to appear as President George W. Bush in the upcoming presidential debates.

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Funny story: George W Bush resorts to shock tactics.

George W Bush resorts to shock tactics.

George W Bush today took the unprecedented step of using "shock and awe" on the American public in order to get support for the presidential re-election campaign.

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Funny story: Police Academy Star Runs for Presidency

Police Academy Star Runs for Presidency

That Guy Who Made Sound Effects, star of seven ‘Police Academy' films is 15% ahead in the polls in the Presidential election campaign.

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