Outgoing Cabinet Minister for Children, Schools and Families Ed Balls had a string of visitors to his home in the early hours of Bank Holiday Monday morning, as a squad of heavily armed police rammed his front door in and helped themselves to his com...
Education Secretary Ed's Balls has laid a twonker of a shite measuring in at 2 ft long and weighing in at 300 pounds achieving a new world record! Ed Mcsquirter from the Book of Records, who has been dead for nearly ten years, sensationally...
Pressure is growing on the Chancellor, Captain Darling, to quit his post following a series of damaging revelations over the weekend. Coming hard on the heels of allegations that he 'flipped' his second home designation forty times in four years,...
Medical experts from across the globe are converging on London this week to study a medical miracle which has affected BBC Political Correspondent Nick 'Toenails' Robinson. Doctors are meeting to study Mr Robinson and to identify the causes behind...
A new moral code will be enforced on every child, teacher, parent and social worker in England. In new lessons, children are to provided with a new "moral compass" where they will have to ask themselves: What Would Ed Balls Do? Pictures of the...
Consternation in the UK as Gordon Brown and Ed Balls announce that the current one year Post Graduate Course in Education could be cut to six months in order to recruit an army of unfortunate, former, city of London, financial weasels. "Funny mo...
Kiddy minister Ed Balls is to legally change his name to Ed X. Brown über-underling Ball has taken the decision to rebrand himself to make himself more accessible. "People say I am out of touch - but Ed X will be absolutely down with Generation...
Downing Street has sought to downplay remarks made by (soon-to-be-ex) Cabinet Minister Ed 'Blinky' Balls, in which he allegedly said something honest. Mr Balls, a former economic adviser to Gordon Brown (which says a great deal) and Brown's curren...
In a statement issued earlier today, the Secretary of State for Education, Ed T'es Tecles has actually admitted why the SATS tests for 14-year old schoolchildren have been abandoned. The Minister had to admit that they weren't abandoned because ev...
Now unshackled for the first time from the decade of abuse he endured in his fairy tale marriage to Gordon Brown, Tony Blair has revealed the real truth behind the closed doors at Number 10 (and 11), Downing Street exclusively to the...
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