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Funny story: Has Ainge Put Rajon Rondo Up for Auction on e-Bay?

Has Ainge Put Rajon Rondo Up for Auction on e-Bay?

Out of town reporters are scooping the Boston press yet again. Locals have been checking Craig's List for the best bargain, but the Celtics are moving product over at e-Bay. Danny Ainge insists that he has made "zero" calls to anyone in an att...

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Funny story: Bobby Brown storms out of Whitney Houston funeral as ghost of Elvis makes speech

Bobby Brown storms out of Whitney Houston funeral as ghost of Elvis makes speech

Bobby Brown, the ex-husband of tragic music star Whitney Houston left her star studded funeral early last night after an argument about seating. In a statement released to CNNN he revealed "I was invited to the funeral but once seated I was asked to...

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Funny story: Balotelli Stool Sample to be Auctioned on Ebay

Balotelli Stool Sample to be Auctioned on Ebay

Controversial footballer, Mario Balotelli, has been at it again. It appears that he popped into a Manchester sixth form college to use their toilet. Catholic Sixth Form College, The College of the Holy Water, have identified the toilet in question an...

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Funny story: Cocklers rescued from an eBay boat

Cocklers rescued from an eBay boat

Seven cocklers were rescued from Morecambe Bay yesterday after they got into difficulties due to their boat bought from eBay earlier in the week being completely unsuitable. "Ah, yeah, well, yeah," said local fisherman Neal Lamprey. "I was walkin...

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Funny story: Halos for Sale on eBay

Halos for Sale on eBay

The auction bid site, eBay has sold some unusual items over the years, but recently, an unknown seller has been auctioning off halos. Halos are the golden hoops around Catholic saints and angels. A search for 'halo' on eBay reveals that several...

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Funny story: Russian version of eBay closes

Russian version of eBay closes

eBay, the auction bidding site has been forced to close their Russian version after it was discovered that the site was being used to sell harvested body parts. "It certainly upped the yuck factor," said Chief of Police Yuri Trubble. "Contrary to...

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Funny story: HMS Ark Royal lost in the Post

HMS Ark Royal lost in the Post

Further embarrassment has been heaped on the Royal Mail today, when it emerged that the historic aircraft carrier, HMS Ark Royal, had been lost in the post. The retired former aircraft carrier had been listed for sale on the auction website, Ebay...

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Funny story: Tess Sends E-bay in to Meltdown

Tess Sends E-bay in to Meltdown

Internet auction site E-bay went in to meltdown on Friday night when Tess Daly co-host of BBC's Children in Need announced that the underwear she was wearing that night would be auctioned on their web site with the proceeds going to Children in Need...

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Funny story: The Green Bay Packers Clobber The Dallas Cowboys 45-7: Jerry Jones Says He May Put The Team Up For Sale On eBay

The Green Bay Packers Clobber The Dallas Cowboys 45-7: Jerry Jones Says He May Put The Team Up For Sale On eBay

GREEN BAY - Jerry Jones sat in his executive's box at Lambeau Field and during the course of the game an inside source said that he shook his head dejectedly a total of 293 times during one of the most lopsided losses in Cowboy history. Jones, who...

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Funny story: Shock: Man Buys Liver On Ebay

Shock: Man Buys Liver On Ebay

A person, so far known only by his screen name Britvic3953, has sold his liver on ebay for £6.52. The seller, who has refused to respond to emails, put up the listing for seven days. Advertising the liver as 'one careful owner, never subjected to...

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Funny story: Britain Is at the Brink of War with Italy, Thanks to Cheri Blair

Britain Is at the Brink of War with Italy, Thanks to Cheri Blair

History probably will not relate the account of how close Britain came to war with Italy. Not content with her husband's dealings with Iraq, Cheri Blair decided to stir up trouble with the Ities. In what would appear to be a case of "keeping up wi...

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Funny story: Chilean mine rocks start appearing on E-Bay.

Chilean mine rocks start appearing on E-Bay.

Fresh from greeting the 33 rescued miners, Chile's President Sebastian Pinera arrived in the UK with gifts of rock for the Prime Minister and the Queen. In other news, Rocks from the Chilean mine have started appearing on E-Bay, the online auc...

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Funny story: Gadget Show Winner Is Jailed

Gadget Show Winner Is Jailed

A teenager from Shropshire has been jailed for two years for selling stolen property. In a bizarre turn of events, Terry Jones, 17, from Ludlow in Shropshire, has been found selling items on eBay that are identical to the main prize on this week's...

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Funny story: Pentagon Buys J.D. Salinger's Toilet for $1 Million

Pentagon Buys J.D. Salinger's Toilet for $1 Million

The Pentagon today announced that in keeping with the President's unofficial request to keep spending to a minimum, it would henceforth be purchasing many items used from the popular auction site, eBay at considerably less than they would cost if bou...

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Funny story: Priest Offers Mel Gibson's Confessional on eBay

Priest Offers Mel Gibson's Confessional on eBay

Father Thomas McBlarney, a priest at Mel Gibson's personal Catholic Church in Malibu, The Church of the Broken Family, is trying to sell the confessional Gibson frequents at the church on eBay for an undisclosed sum of money. Taking his cue from a...

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Funny story: David Cameron to put UK on Ebay

David Cameron to put UK on Ebay

In a private conversation with Phoenix Joe at a House of Commons bar, Prime Minister David Cameron revealed that the economic plight of the UK is actually far worse than he had dared to think. Dave finished his large G&T, stared into the empty...

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Funny story: Iraq's "Weapons of Mass Destruction" found on eBay

Iraq's "Weapons of Mass Destruction" found on eBay

Alert CIA officers have discovered the missing Iraqi missiles being advertised for sale on the internet marketplace eBay. The existence of the missiles was hotly disputed before and after the invasion of Iraq in March 2003 by a coalition of forces in...

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