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Funny story: Insects to Blame for Fires in Southwest

Insects to Blame for Fires in Southwest

College Station, Texas - This week is predicted to be the hottest week in Texas on record. While it would be a great thing normally to be considered hot, in a sexual way, it is not great to be living in one of the worst heat waves in twenty year...

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Funny story: Expectant mothers to form 'labour camps' across drought hit UK

Expectant mothers to form 'labour camps' across drought hit UK

Expectant mothers waiting to give birth are to be deployed at various drought hit locations across England in 'labour camps' to fully utilise the vital output of mother minge's waters breaking, according to reports. The unseasonably dry weather is...

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Funny story: Hosepipe Ban Will Not Affect Ryan Giggs

Hosepipe Ban Will Not Affect Ryan Giggs

With the news that certain parts of Britain are to introduce hosepipe bans from tomorrow, with some parts being named 'Drought Areas' - a spokesman for North Wet Water has stated that Manchester United footballer Ryan Giggs will not be affected. T...

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Funny story: Texas Governor Asks Texans to Pray for Rain

Texas Governor Asks Texans to Pray for Rain

Galveston, TX: This past week, Governor Rick Perry of Texas made an official proclamation for days of prayer for rain in Texas. The proclamation states that due to the drought Texas has suffered for months on end and the high winds and hot climate...

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Funny story: East Africa seeks more Nile water from Egypt; Nile gods angered

East Africa seeks more Nile water from Egypt; Nile gods angered

Four East African states have signed an agreement to seek more water from the River Nile - a move strongly opposed by Egypt and her ancient gods, including the Nile itself, long regarded as a living divinity by many Egyptians. Under a 1929 B.C.E.

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Funny story: Rockall Faces Worst Drought Since Dawn of Time

Rockall Faces Worst Drought Since Dawn of Time

Hosepipe bans might be introduced across Rockall to stave off the threat of an extinction level event drought of Biblical proportions, the island's Environment Agency has warned. Local car boot entrepreneur and official Rockall shaman, Pigswill Pe...

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Funny story: Child killers' nightmare as Spanish drought empties key reservoirs

Child killers' nightmare as Spanish drought empties key reservoirs

Spain - (Rampage Mess): A holiday timeshare cabal of European child molesters is running scared as Spain's worst drought in 500 years rages unabated, emptying key reservoirs that hold the secrets of hundreds of missing children.

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Funny story: Gov. of Georgia calls on preachers to pray for rain; ACLU files lawsuit alleging violation of Church and State; Theologians warn of wrath of God

Gov. of Georgia calls on preachers to pray for rain; ACLU files lawsuit alleging violation of Church and State; Theologians warn of wrath of God

Atlanta, Georgia - The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) announced today that it was preparing to file a lawsuit against the State of Georgia for the alleged violation of Church and State provision of the U.S. Constitution. Georgia governor, Sonn...

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Funny story: Pre-Creationist lost civilization found at bottom of Lake Okeechobee

Pre-Creationist lost civilization found at bottom of Lake Okeechobee

Miami, Florida - (Ass Mess): Archaeologists believe they have found a pre-Creationist era lost civilization at the bottom of Lake Okeechobee after a state-wide Florida drought caused virtually total evaporation of its waters and exposed a massive wea...

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Funny story: Where There's Drought, There's Brass

Where There's Drought, There's Brass

Madonna hopes to earn her weight in CFCs this week on the launch of her new song 'Oi You!' which is aimed at combatting global climate change.

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