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Funny story: Larry King Energy Drink Now Available

Larry King Energy Drink Now Available

How does energetic Larry King keep going on and on with the wild theatrics on his show every week night? It's his own special energy drink, "King's Bing". "One shot of this stuff will make you ding dong!", states Larry in a commercial break from h...

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Funny story: Cola company about to get away with it

Cola company about to get away with it

Detroit, Michigan - Two men had an idea back in 1981 for bottling water. They shared it with a giant soda company who promptly stole it. Having sued and won over a billion dollars, due to the Phizz Cola Company not contesting it, the two are about...

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Funny story: Norfolk man attempting to sue major drinks companies

Norfolk man attempting to sue major drinks companies

After a night of excess Terry Spalding, 32, is launching a legal attack on four producers of alcoholic beverages for not listing the possible side effects that may occur when consuming their product. Mr Spalding, of Gumford near Kings Lynn, feels...

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Funny story: Scotland's other National Drink Stink

Scotland's other National Drink Stink

Everybody knows that Scotland's National Drink is whisky, but in Scotland there is a drink that is referred to as Scotland's other national drink a soft drink called Iron Bru. If you go anywhere in the world the top selling soft drink is cola but...

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Funny story: Innocent Drinks Loses Its Cherry to Coca-Cola

Innocent Drinks Loses Its Cherry to Coca-Cola

British soft-drink and smoothie manufacturer Innocent Drinks has announced that it has sold a 20% stake in itself to the Coca-Cola Corporation. Co-founders Richard Reed, Adam Balon and Jon Wright said the investment would be used to take the busin...

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