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Funny story: London underground infested with donkeys

London underground infested with donkeys

A new report published today by Transport for London (TFL), the government body responsible for most aspects of the transport system in London, has warned of a sharp increase in the number of donkeys plaguing the underground rail network. The do...

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Funny story: Libertarian Party Chooses Rooster as its Animal Symbol

Libertarian Party Chooses Rooster as its Animal Symbol

The Democrats use the donkey as their symbol. The Republicans use an elephant. Until now, the Libertarians had no animal symbol to relate to. However, this past week, leaders of the party gathered the responses to a poll sent out to registered Libert...

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Funny story: Donkey Found In Wheelie Bin Near Mary Bale's House

Donkey Found In Wheelie Bin Near Mary Bale's House

In what may yet turn out to be a 'copycat incident', police say that a donkey has been found stuffed into a wheelie bin in the same area of Coventry in which cat-dumper Mary Bale lives, sparking speculation that she may have been at it again. The...

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Funny story: Anapka the parasailing donkey's guide to '25 Things a donkey must do before its 25'

Anapka the parasailing donkey's guide to '25 Things a donkey must do before its 25'

1) Make a child that's sitting on your back cry by braying as loudly as possible. 2) Make a child sitting on your back laugh by taking a dump on the feet of its parent. 3) Befriend a racehorse (preferably famous) and not just in the platonic sense. 4) Look permanently miserable even when you're not. 5) Parasail in Russia 6) Appear in a pornographic film 7) Visit Blackpool 8)...

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Funny story: Parasailing Donkey Had Something Stuck Up Its Arse

Parasailing Donkey Had Something Stuck Up Its Arse

Police in southern Russia are investigating allegations of animal cruelty after a donkey was made to parasail with something stuck up its arse, Russian media report. The donkey was sent up into the sky last week by entrepreneurs hoping to attract...

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Funny story: Pissed Off Donkey Gets Medieval on Socialist Pigs (Part 3)

Pissed Off Donkey Gets Medieval on Socialist Pigs (Part 3)

A series of debates were scheduled by the pigs and Snowball urged construction of the windmill claiming it would boost production and ease the workload of the commune but Napoleon opposed it. The animals cheered the idea and worked even harder than before. Catch up: Part 1 Part 2 When it was obvious that Napoleon was losing the support of the farm animals he unleashed his pup raised pack of...

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Funny story: Pissed Off Donkey Gets Medieval on Socialist Pigs (Part 2)

Pissed Off Donkey Gets Medieval on Socialist Pigs (Part 2)

The pigs became the conscience of the other animals and were led by Snowball Brown and David Napoleon along with a sycophant Nick Squealer who urged the other animals to embrace the new Tenets of Animalism with his eloquent grasp of voice while hiding his personal agenda. Catch up: Part 1 Their rise to power was made possible from the reflective and philosophical Old Major Blair whose prema...

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Funny story: Pissed Off Donkey Gets Medieval on Socialist Pigs (Part 1)

Pissed Off Donkey Gets Medieval on Socialist Pigs (Part 1)

The simplicity and blessed routine of the family farm took a hideous turn outside of Edinburgh when details emerged of an incredible event giving new meaning to hostile takeover. The end result was that a Donkey by the name of Benjamin Orwell Falkes was euthanized in response to a rampage that left a menagerie of dead beasties in its wake. The harsh reaction and quick manner of his disposition...

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Funny story: Donkey With Large Penis Gets 7-Yr. Old Student In Trouble

Donkey With Large Penis Gets 7-Yr. Old Student In Trouble

In Memphis, Tennessee, a young second grade student has gotten into trouble after the teacher asked the students to draw a Holiday scene. The boy handed his in, showing a manger scene with a donkey with a huge penis that fell to the floor. Th...

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Funny story: Zac Efron Creams Pants at Illegal Donkey Show

Zac Efron Creams Pants at Illegal Donkey Show

Heat-throb actor Zac Efron spilled ice cream all over his tartan slacks while attending an illegal donkey exhibition in downtown Los Angeles. The High School Musical star was wiped down by two muscular tanned bodyguards and escorted from the venue...

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Funny story: Zac Efron: I am Not An Ass-Bandit!

Zac Efron: I am Not An Ass-Bandit!

Teen heart-throb Zac Efron has denied outright that he is responsible for the theft of a donkey from the set of High School Musical 4: The College Years. Pretty boy Efron explained how shocked he was to read in the tabloid press the claims that he...

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens Photographed Trying to Sell her Ass Down a Back Alley

Vanessa Hudgens Photographed Trying to Sell her Ass Down a Back Alley

High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens was photographed by a paparazzo attempting to sell her ass to a burly Latino male in an alleyway beside a seedy Los Angeles donut shop. The actress was then overheard asking the man if he was interested in...

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Funny story: Aspartame Helps Tame Donkeys Used to Pull Golf Carts

Aspartame Helps Tame Donkeys Used to Pull Golf Carts

TIBET - Aspartame controversy aside, new facts from Tibet reveal where the name aspartame (pronounced "ASS" "par" "tame") came from. When golf became quite popular in Tibet in 1970, there was just one problem. No golf carts. But, there were plenty...

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Funny story: Almost a two-horse town!

Almost a two-horse town!

Amid rising petrol prices, the villagers in a Gloucestershire village have come up with an entirely eco-friendly solution. The steep slopes (sometimes 1 in 2) of Chalford have long been a problem for cars to negotiat...

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Funny story: Carmen Elekra Sells Her Ass On The Streets To Make A Quick Buck

Carmen Elekra Sells Her Ass On The Streets To Make A Quick Buck

Busty beauty Carmen Elektra has taken to the streets of Hollywood in an effort to raise some hard cash for her donkey sanctuary. The former Baywatch babe hopes to raise $500,000 for her 'Asses Of Fire' charity which takes car...

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Funny story: Early Home Movies Reveal Hillary Clinton Played Part in Christmas Nativity Plays

Early Home Movies Reveal Hillary Clinton Played Part in Christmas Nativity Plays

Hillary Clinton, the Democratic Senator from New York, Presidential candidate, former First Lady, and husband of President Bill Clinton was once a young, aspiring actress. Early home movies from a former neighbor show that, for four consecutive year...

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Funny story: Braying Donkey to sue Ronan Keating

Braying Donkey to sue Ronan Keating

Sugar, a retired Donkey is to sue Ronan Keating for the Lion's share of his royalties, claiming to have sung the lead vocals on the vast majority of Keating's singles.

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