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Funny story: The Shockingly Stunning Reason Why Barbie Roberts Is Divorcing Ken Carson

The Shockingly Stunning Reason Why Barbie Roberts Is Divorcing Ken Carson

HOLLYWOOD - One of the most celebrated marriages in America is sadly coming to an end. Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that the marriage between Barbara Millicent "Barbie" Roberts and Ken Carson will soon be over. "Barbie" Roberts, 51, spoke...

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Funny story: Man Caught Masterbating With Barbie-Type Doll In Toy Department Of Wally World

Man Caught Masterbating With Barbie-Type Doll In Toy Department Of Wally World

A man who would only give police his last name as "Blick" has been arrested in the toy department of Wally World in Sarasota, Florida. "We caught him wiping his goop off onto two more dolls when we got back to that part of the store. No one in the...

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Funny story: Laredo Border Patrol Agents Confiscate 2 Million Nude Counterfeit Vampire Dairies Action Figure Dolls

Laredo Border Patrol Agents Confiscate 2 Million Nude Counterfeit Vampire Dairies Action Figure Dolls

LAREDO, Texas - Agents of The United States Border Patrol stationed in Laredo have just confiscated what they are calling one of the largest counterfeit smuggling rings of all time. Border Patrol Director Aspinwall L. Tiffinmiffin, 53, stated that...

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Funny story: Original Star Wars Figure sells for record £50,000

Original Star Wars Figure sells for record £50,000

An original star wars figure has sold at auction for a record £50,000. It is believed to be one of the first figures ever made and has been in a private collection for over 20 years. The figure was a gold C3PO figure, and had been considered the...

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Funny story: New Barbies Announced!

New Barbies Announced!

A New Series of Barbies were announced today at the National Toy Convention. The new Barbies are Gothic Barbie, and Barbie Smokes alot. "I believe these new Barbies will make alot of money" says the ghost of Ruth Handler (founder of the Barbie).

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Funny story: The Jennifer Thompson Action Figure Doll Has Been Banned In Italy, Iraq, and Iowa

The Jennifer Thompson Action Figure Doll Has Been Banned In Italy, Iraq, and Iowa

LONDON - The Hasbroken Toy Company has reported that world wide sales of its brand new Jennifer Thompson Action Figure Doll are going through the roof. Hasbroken spokesperson Lionel Drawbridge stated that the doll is really selling like hot cakes...

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Funny story: The Monica Mint Inflatable Doll Is Destined To Be This Year's #1 Christmas Gift For Men

The Monica Mint Inflatable Doll Is Destined To Be This Year's #1 Christmas Gift For Men

CHICAGO - One of America's leading toy manufacturers, the Hasbroken Toy Company, has just announced that they are stepping up production 24/7 on their Monica Mint Inflatable Doll. A spokesperson for Hasbroken, Ava F. Bongbuffer, stated that they t...

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Funny story: Growing Up Skipper: The Doll That Grows Breasts

Growing Up Skipper: The Doll That Grows Breasts

A multi-national toy manufacturer who most recently came under media scrutiny for selling lead-covered baby toys, will again try to fill its coffers with a controversial toy when they release Growing Up Skipper. 1975's original Growing Up Skipper...

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Funny story: The Anna Chapman Russian Spy Action Figure Doll Is The #1 Seller In America

The Anna Chapman Russian Spy Action Figure Doll Is The #1 Seller In America

REDONDO BEACH, California - The Hasbroken Toy Company, with West Coast offices in Redondo Beach, has just informed the toy media that their brand new Anna Chapman Russian Spy Action Figure Doll has gone to #1 in American sales. The doll which reta...

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Funny story: Mattel & Apple team up to make "iBarbie"

Mattel & Apple team up to make "iBarbie"

Apple CEO, Steve Jobs, released an official statement today, confirming the release of iBarbie, Apple's newest product. It will 'hopefully make Mattel look like they make good products again' and 'will not poison children with lead inhalation dangers...

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Funny story: The Miley Cyrus Anatomically Correct Action Figure Doll Is Flying Off The Shelves

The Miley Cyrus Anatomically Correct Action Figure Doll Is Flying Off The Shelves

CHICAGO - The Hasbroken Toy Company is reporting that their latest toy, The Miley Cyrus Anatomically Correct Action Figure Doll is literally flying off the department store shelves. Wal-Mart says that they ordered 9 million of the dolls and they s...

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Funny story: Doll Manufacturer Adds New "Tickle Me Massa" Doll to 2010 Line

Doll Manufacturer Adds New "Tickle Me Massa" Doll to 2010 Line

The proud folks that have brought the world such doll world stalwarts as Jihad Barbie, Suicide Ken and the Cabbage Patch Terrorists announced from their headquarters in El Segundo California the roll out of a new product which its board of directors...

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Funny story: Black Dolls Sell For Less Than White Dolls In Louisiana

Black Dolls Sell For Less Than White Dolls In Louisiana

MONROE, Louisiana - Shoppers at a local store have expressed surprise, outrage, and segregated anger at the fact that black dolls are selling for $3, whereas white dolls are selling for $5.93. Long time shopper, Vynetta May Portington, who is an...

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Funny story: Toy Company gets complaints on "Talking Tiger"

Toy Company gets complaints on "Talking Tiger"

Toys That Talk - This new toy industry is just beginning to reap the harvest of the Tiger Woods saga in it's new creation, "The Talking Tiger". Parents are somewhat dismayed with the toy company's representation of their newest talking creation si...

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Funny story: Historians Discover Barack Obama's Old G.I. Joes

Historians Discover Barack Obama's Old G.I. Joes

Historians and archaeologists at a dig in Nigeria have discovered the boyhood toys of United States President Barack Obama. The group, digging at a remote site about eighty miles from the capital, unearthed an old ammo box with the President's name...

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Funny story: Toy maker to release new American Girl doll

Toy maker to release new American Girl doll

NEW YORK CITY, New York - In the wake of the wildly successful release of Gwen Thompson, a doll billed as a Homeless Girl who lives in a car with her mother, toy makers Tammel is unveiling their latest, just in time for some pre-season selling. L...

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Funny story: The New Kanye West Talking Action Figure Doll Hits The Stores

The New Kanye West Talking Action Figure Doll Hits The Stores

NEW YORK CITY - The Hasbroken Toy Company's brand new Kanye West Talking Action Figure Doll is flying off the department store shelves faster than you can say "Taylor I'm gonna let you finish but." The very life-like doll stands a full two feet ta...

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