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Funny story: Blue people demand to be treated as equals

Blue people demand to be treated as equals

Blues United For Freedom (BUFF) have approached the British government and demanded that they no longer be treated as second class citizens in the UK. "We're people too!" exclaimed BUFF's spokesperson, Papa Smurf. "We are fed up of being excluded...

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Funny story: Equality watchdog claims Aussies are victims of discrimination

Equality watchdog claims Aussies are victims of discrimination

The National Institute for Pointless Comparisons of Assorted Populations (NIPCAP) has released a report comparing the incomes of Australians and Germans living in London. The shocking results show that native German inhabitants of the city earn almos...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole to Sue Fox for Racial Discrimination

Cheryl Cole to Sue Fox for Racial Discrimination

Having been dumped from the judging panel of X-Factor USA because of her accent, Cheryl Cole has instructed her legal team to pursue litigation against the Fox TV network. Any case will hinge on whether it can be proven that Geordie can be classed...

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Funny story: Equal Rights Uproar

Equal Rights Uproar

The Equal Rights Commission is to sue any U.K. local authority education department which allows the use of the traditional poem "2 Little Dicky Birds" in the classroom. The ERC, which aims to 'combat discrimination and promote equality', is homin...

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Funny story: Short men demand the right to wear high heels without ridicule

Short men demand the right to wear high heels without ridicule

The Japanese Institute of Short Men have approached the Japanese government to make it illegal to ridicule their members for wearing high heels. "In a nation typified by shorter people," said Masahiko Nagamoto, sporting a glorious pair of four and...

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Funny story: Racial discrimination in India rife!

Racial discrimination in India rife!

Bangalore Herald, Bangalore, India: A disturbing report is circulating foreigners and ex-patriots visiting or living in India. Foreigners in India are being discriminated against and many feel that India is taking a racist direction similair to th...

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Funny story: Policy Challanged

Policy Challanged

Ching Mao Woo, with the law firm of Woo, Jablonski, Hidalgo and Schlembechler, announced today that his firm had been retained by a group of employees from the Franklin School of English, located in Washington, D.C., to start proceedings on a lawsuit...

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Funny story: Politicians told to stop using the F-word

Politicians told to stop using the F-word

The Office of Fair campaigning (OFC) has intervened in the election campaign following scores of complaints from your intrepid reporter. BubblyIan is completely sick of the over-use of the F-word in campaigning. All the parties have been saying th...

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Funny story: A new campaigning organisation gets Labour Party backing

A new campaigning organisation gets Labour Party backing

The Labour Party have publicly endorsed a new campaigning organisation called the Heterophobes Against Heterosexuals Army (HAHA) who have been targetting male-female couples who have been seen in public together without a chaperone. HAHA have bee...

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Funny story: Tourists to UK Warned to be "vigilant' as Political Correctness Soars to New Heights!

Tourists to UK Warned to be "vigilant' as Political Correctness Soars to New Heights!

The US Embassy today upgraded their Tourist Alert to "Ridiculous" from "Slightly Amusing" today, as the assault against common sense continued to threaten UK-US relations. According to a spokesman from the Embassy the upgrade became necessary afte...

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Funny story: Feminist complain that society is using men as sex objects

Feminist complain that society is using men as sex objects

New York - At a news conference in New York City, feminist complained that sexual objectification of boys and men in U.S. culture that was so indignantly challenged by many Second Wave feminists and masculanist is now present, normalized and even emb...

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Funny story: Squeaky discriminated against

Squeaky discriminated against

Ft. Worth, Texas - After thirty years of being systematically discriminated against for her political beliefs, "thought criminal" Squeaky Fromme was finally released by our repressive regime. Originally, back in 1975 when butterfly collars, paisl...

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Funny story: Obama Has Joint Chiefs Arrested For Religious Discrimination

Obama Has Joint Chiefs Arrested For Religious Discrimination

United States Premiere Barack Obama, enraged at the actions of The Joint Chiefs of Staff of the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, and Coast Guard, had the group arrested on charges of religious discrimination after the annual Memorial Day concert on th...

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Funny story: 'Too old' Selina Scott sues Porn Mag for £1million

'Too old' Selina Scott sues Porn Mag for £1million

Wannabee soft porn star Selina Scott is fighting for up to £1million in compensation from a softcore men's publications, claiming her pictures were rejected because she was too old. Mrs Scott 76, says she has been sending pictures of herself in th...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Fights Right-Handed Discrimination in Baseball

Rush Limbaugh Fights Right-Handed Discrimination in Baseball

Rush Limbaugh, political bloviator and William F. Buckley "wanna-be," has decided to shift gears from "Operation Chaos" and aim his bombastic AK-47 at The National Pastime. Yesterday, at his 200-room mansion-cum-humidor in Palm B...

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Funny story: Top seeds in uproar at blatant BBC nepotism of weedy Mark-2 Henman player Murray

Top seeds in uproar at blatant BBC nepotism of weedy Mark-2 Henman player Murray

Wimbledon - (Balls Up Mess): "Strewth, everybody knows that weedy, gormless, desperate, red-haired little git is Gorgon Brown's bastard, that's why!"...

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Funny story: White Male Workers Banned in Britain

White Male Workers Banned in Britain

After centuries of dominance, the British white male worker has been banned from applying for any jobs that could be done by women or by ethnic workers.

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