The Super Scouts of USA in a late night meeting yesterday voted to only accept new members who have blue eyes and blond hair. Current members who are not of this description will be asked to turn in their uniforms, merit badges, and to never give the...
The National Association for the Advancement of Green People (NAAGP) has started protesting outside a Minot, North Dakota elementary school over the fact the school's Christmas play Grinch has never been played by a green kid. The elementary schoo...
Children's author, evolution crackpot and atheist fundamentalist Richard Dawkins has been given the cold shoulder by the Wyndgate Country Club in Rochester Hills, Michigan. The club wants nothing to do with Dawkins atheist dogma and has cancelled the...
Blues United For Freedom (BUFF) have approached the British government and demanded that they no longer be treated as second class citizens in the UK. "We're people too!" exclaimed BUFF's spokesperson, Papa Smurf. "We are fed up of being excluded...
The National Institute for Pointless Comparisons of Assorted Populations (NIPCAP) has released a report comparing the incomes of Australians and Germans living in London. The shocking results show that native German inhabitants of the city earn almos...
Having been dumped from the judging panel of X-Factor USA because of her accent, Cheryl Cole has instructed her legal team to pursue litigation against the Fox TV network. Any case will hinge on whether it can be proven that Geordie can be classed...
The Equal Rights Commission is to sue any U.K. local authority education department which allows the use of the traditional poem "2 Little Dicky Birds" in the classroom. The ERC, which aims to 'combat discrimination and promote equality', is homin...
The Japanese Institute of Short Men have approached the Japanese government to make it illegal to ridicule their members for wearing high heels. "In a nation typified by shorter people," said Masahiko Nagamoto, sporting a glorious pair of four and...
Bangalore Herald, Bangalore, India: A disturbing report is circulating foreigners and ex-patriots visiting or living in India. Foreigners in India are being discriminated against and many feel that India is taking a racist direction similair to th...
Ching Mao Woo, with the law firm of Woo, Jablonski, Hidalgo and Schlembechler, announced today that his firm had been retained by a group of employees from the Franklin School of English, located in Washington, D.C., to start proceedings on a lawsuit...
The Office of Fair campaigning (OFC) has intervened in the election campaign following scores of complaints from your intrepid reporter. BubblyIan is completely sick of the over-use of the F-word in campaigning. All the parties have been saying th...
The Labour Party have publicly endorsed a new campaigning organisation called the Heterophobes Against Heterosexuals Army (HAHA) who have been targetting male-female couples who have been seen in public together without a chaperone. HAHA have bee...
The US Embassy today upgraded their Tourist Alert to "Ridiculous" from "Slightly Amusing" today, as the assault against common sense continued to threaten UK-US relations. According to a spokesman from the Embassy the upgrade became necessary afte...
New York - At a news conference in New York City, feminist complained that sexual objectification of boys and men in U.S. culture that was so indignantly challenged by many Second Wave feminists and masculanist is now present, normalized and even emb...
Ft. Worth, Texas - After thirty years of being systematically discriminated against for her political beliefs, "thought criminal" Squeaky Fromme was finally released by our repressive regime. Originally, back in 1975 when butterfly collars, paisl...
United States Premiere Barack Obama, enraged at the actions of The Joint Chiefs of Staff of the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, and Coast Guard, had the group arrested on charges of religious discrimination after the annual Memorial Day concert on th...
Wannabee soft porn star Selina Scott is fighting for up to £1million in compensation from a softcore men's publications, claiming her pictures were rejected because she was too old. Mrs Scott 76, says she has been sending pictures of herself in th...
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