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Funny story: Democracy is "undemocratic"

Democracy is "undemocratic"

Left wing think tank Jizzmop have released a report in which they say that modern democracy is not compatible with the ideals of modern democracy. Spokesman Leonardo Jizzmop explained that the problem lies with majority rule. "In a democracy, the majority can out-rule a minority, and that's really unfair on minorities." One example Mr Jizzmop likes to give is that of Hitler, who was democrat...

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Funny story: Mubarak's Wife Has Heart Attack

Mubarak's Wife Has Heart Attack

Deposed Egyptian leader Hosni Mubarak's wife Susanne has suffered a suspected heart attack after being arrested for her part in an alleged corruption case. Ex President Mubarak has also been receiving hospital treatment for a heart attack after co...

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Funny story: Democracy in Danger

Democracy in Danger

Sir Algernon Carstairs-Brown, known to his friends as 'Algae', is on the warpath on behalf of 'all right thinking people'. In a speech to his local Conservative Party in Tunbridge Wells he let loose on those who had protested against the cuts and who threatened to upset the Royal Wedding. 'We have a choice between Violent Anarchy and Constitutional Monarchy' he told his audience 'we know al...

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Funny story: The King of Saudi Arabia Tells His Subjects to Eat Cake

The King of Saudi Arabia Tells His Subjects to Eat Cake

King Abdullah, ruler of Saudi Arabia, declared the government's new Let them eat cake policy today to an angry mob in the Saudi capital, Riyadh. Every male Saudi Arabian subject will have a variety of delicious bakery goods to choose from. Ki...

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Funny story: Democracy - A Good Thing? Depends How You Look At It...

Democracy - A Good Thing? Depends How You Look At It...

As pro-democracy demonstrations flourish across the Middle East and North Africa, the general concensus among western laymen is to cheer the demonstrators on from their armchairs, as they watch people in far away lands dodging rocks and ducking bullets, as they seek democracy. Democracy is a good thing, right? Well...that depends on how you look at it. Being sort of democratic, the west p...

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Funny story: Middle East Turmoil Set To Continue

Middle East Turmoil Set To Continue

In the wake the inevitable resignation of Egyptian leader President Mubarak, the wind of change is set to blow through the whole of the Middle East, a prominent political analyst has warned. Sol Goldstein, Emeritus Professor of Politics at Stanfor...

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Funny story: Egyptian Tour Brochure To Now Read 6Days/7Nights And One Riot

Egyptian Tour Brochure To Now Read 6Days/7Nights And One Riot

Since Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak bizarrely decided that the protesters in Cairo hated everyone in the government except him, things have gone south. "In fact, Hosni Mubarak's ability to draw innately incorrect inferences is incredible. The peop...

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Funny story: Aung San Suu Kyi Joins TheSpoof.com

Aung San Suu Kyi Joins TheSpoof.com

Burma's pro-democracy leader Aung San Suu Kyi has obtained internet access two months after she was freed from years of house arrest, and has decided to sign up for membership of satirical news website, TheSpoof.com. Technicians set up wireless br...

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Funny story: Treasury baulk at 'Rent-a-Mob' costs

Treasury baulk at 'Rent-a-Mob' costs

The treasury today told David Cameron, according to inside sources, that they could no longer fund the 'Rent-a-mobs' that the government hire to create violence at peaceful demonstrations to undermine the protesters' causes. This follows three lar...

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Funny story: Alternative view: How to get a Democracy

Alternative view: How to get a Democracy

Totally peed off with the brainwashing, three party, brain washing, crap system, that they keep shoving down our throats? Then its time to speak up. If any of these unscrupulous bastards comes to your door during the election tell them where to go and tell your family and friends do not vote for any of the three horsemen of the Apocalypse. They all are responsible for fiddling their expense...

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Funny story: Britain declared most Undemocratic Democracy ever

Britain declared most Undemocratic Democracy ever

Britain or The UK, or sometimes just called England, has been declared as the most undemocratic place on planet earth and that's what is being said by an Englishman. Robert Smith from Manchester who leads the campaign to get true Democracy said to...

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Funny story: New election process in Cuba

New election process in Cuba

December 16, 9009- Ernesto Sanchez the president of Cuba announced in a lengthy speech that his country was going to change the election process in Cuba to meet the demands of the future. In the old democratic system from earths primitive past, pe...

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Funny story: EU Official Confused by Democracy

EU Official Confused by Democracy

A new exhibition opened yesterday at the European Commission in Brussels charting the progress of democracy on the continent since the year 1900. "Essentially it charts the way in which national and international institutions have become more acco...

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Funny story: Waterboarding - Olympic Squads Selected

Waterboarding - Olympic Squads Selected

All the competing democracies have now selected and announced their Waterboarding teams. With a history stretching back to the Pol Pot regime in post-Vietnam Kampuchea and perfected by a number of countries since, Waterboarding is about to become...

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Funny story: Iraq Impregnated with Bastard Democracy After US Pulls Out Too Late

Iraq Impregnated with Bastard Democracy After US Pulls Out Too Late

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Citizens celebrated Tuesday in the streets of Iraq as the U.S. began withdrawing its 130,000 troops from the troubled country. As it turns out, the celebration may be short lived, as America's violation of Iraqi sovereignty alread...

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Funny story: Prime Minister says "Elections are bad for democracy"

Prime Minister says "Elections are bad for democracy"

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has revealed his strategy for taking the United Kingdom forward into a new age of prosperity and good fortune. Pointing to recent election results for the European Parliament and English local government, he points out...

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Funny story: Democracy under threat

Democracy under threat

The results of the local elections were reported to be decided in advance by Simon Cowell it was announced by a shocked Alistair Darling - with his arm round Gordon Brown who was unable to speak himself because he was so shocked. The discovery o...

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