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Funny story: Mad Farmer Carves 'Googe' into Wheat Field After Sun Hat Blows Away

Mad Farmer Carves 'Googe' into Wheat Field After Sun Hat Blows Away

In what seems to have been a fit of pique, a farmer in Devon has cut a message into his own crops after a freak wind blew his favourite sun hat away. The single word, Googe, is thought to be a slang word for rough sex, and why he thought this was a...

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Funny story: Massive hummingbird crop circle 'is Aztec war god Huitzilopochtli'

Massive hummingbird crop circle 'is Aztec war god Huitzilopochtli'

Barbury Hill - (X-Files Mess): A three hundred foot Wiltshire hummingbird crop circle has been identified as an etching of the ancient Aztec war god and weaponry wizard Huitzilopochtli. The phenomenon has triggered frantic UNESCO speculation that...

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Funny story: Aliens, UFOs exonerated as Tasmania attorney general blames 'stoned wallabies' for crop circle formations

Aliens, UFOs exonerated as Tasmania attorney general blames 'stoned wallabies' for crop circle formations

Tasmania - (X-Files Mess): Forget those pesky, much-maligned crop circle-etching alien UFOs, they are entirely blameless. That's the verdict of Tasmania attorney general Lara Giddings who says 'mashed on opium wallabies' are the real perpetrato...

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Funny story: Phoenix crop circle predicts Summer Solstice shocker!

Phoenix crop circle predicts Summer Solstice shocker!

Devizes, Wilts - (Armageddinouttahere! Mess): Count on it. Mayan calendar wingnuts are in for one helluva cataclysmic shock. The sudden appearance in a Devizes rapeseed field of a 400 foot Phoenix rising-from-the-asses crop circle has sparked wid...

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Funny story: Jellyfish crop circle 'an occult warning' for P2 Lodge Grand Master Licio Gelli

Jellyfish crop circle 'an occult warning' for P2 Lodge Grand Master Licio Gelli

Wiltshire - (Satanic Ass Mess): As he rots in his Rome maximum security prison cell, seething with rage that badass nephew George W Bush failed to deliver on that free-get-out-of-jail-card the P2 Lodge's Grand Master Licio Gelli is gobsmacked by the...

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Funny story: Royal Banksy of Scotland probed as 'Grim Reaper' crop circle appears on Buckingham Palace lawn

Royal Banksy of Scotland probed as 'Grim Reaper' crop circle appears on Buckingham Palace lawn

London - (Signs & Portents Ass Mess): Mystery street artist Royal Banksy of Scotland is the top official suspect following the appearance of an ominous Grim Reaper crop circle on the lawn of Buckingham Palace. The sight of the cosmic etching i...

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Funny story: Octomom And The Portent Of The Giant Jellyfish Crop Circle

Octomom And The Portent Of The Giant Jellyfish Crop Circle

Wiltshire - (Fishy Tales Mess): Are alien implant transmissions from Octomom's vagina responsible? The sudden apparition in a Wiltshire rapeseed field of a gigantic jellyfish crop circle this week has left the CIA thunderfucked. The 250-metre p...

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