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Funny story: Crop Circle Discovered In Pensioner's Garden

Crop Circle Discovered In Pensioner's Garden

[Burnley Echo] Conspiracy theorists were buzzing today after photographs were published of what appears to be a crop circle in a pensioner's garden. The out-of-this-world design, which resembles a giant penis, was first spotted by eager-eyed grandmot...

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Funny story: Independence Day crop circle sprouts on Holyrood Palace lawn

Independence Day crop circle sprouts on Holyrood Palace lawn

Edinburgh - A Stars and Stripes crop circle composed entirely of the reviled Christmas Day brassicas has sprung up outside the Queen's bedroom window in Scotland. Its appearance on Holyrood Palace's lush turds - er...turves! - came within minutes...

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Funny story: Mobile hacking probe cops hunt 'Al Qaeda' mole

Mobile hacking probe cops hunt 'Al Qaeda' mole

London - Is a War on Terra double agent the shadowy string-puller behind some of the UK's Red Top snoopers? An attempted break-in at a Met mobile hacking unit caravan bears all the hallmarks of high tech skullduggery police sources warned today.

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Funny story: Solstice manifests St John's Cross crop circle

Solstice manifests St John's Cross crop circle

Wiltshire - The King's Somborne crop circle 'omen' is perfectly aligned with the local medieval Church of St John the Baptist two miles away at Upper Eldon. It sprang up overnight in a barley field during the Solstice crossover ahead of Mid-Summer...

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Funny story: Swarming NYC killer bees 'go mental' ahead of lunar eclipse

Swarming NYC killer bees 'go mental' ahead of lunar eclipse

New York - Millions of bees are converging on New York ahead of Wednesday's lunar eclipse. Swarms have been spotted flying in bizarre geometric formations likened to crop circle patterns seen in the UK's Wiltshire/Hampshire UFO beltway. Yesterd...

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Funny story: 'Croak' Park two-finger crop circle says The End Is Nigh

'Croak' Park two-finger crop circle says The End Is Nigh

Dublin - A geometrically fiendish crop circle depicting a classic 'Up Yours' V-sign has appeared on the pitch at Dublin's Croak (sic) Park. It emerged from the nethers just as the Queen arrived to gawp at the scene of the 1920 Bloody Sunday massac...

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Funny story: Emma Watson and the return of the pixie crop circles.

Emma Watson and the return of the pixie crop circles.

Hairstylists the world over are attempting to recreate the crop circle/pixie cut combo but are unable to reproduce an authentic look, like the real deal. Emma Watson, who first came to media attention with long flowing locks recently switched to a...

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Funny story: Coleen Rooney ' weeping madonna' crop circle appears on Old Trafford pitch

Coleen Rooney ' weeping madonna' crop circle appears on Old Trafford pitch

Manchester - (Theatre of Nuptial Dreams Mess): A naked, pre-lactating and heavily pregnant Colleen Ruini pitch etching has appeared on the club's famous Stretford Wives End. The 100ft diameter image depics Wayne Rooney's missus talking on a mobile...

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Funny story: 'Jesus Wept!' crop circles are just a cosmic bead curtain design say locals

'Jesus Wept!' crop circles are just a cosmic bead curtain design say locals

Hungerford - (Cereal Hoax News): A cereal parody of a notorious Vatican hoax? Religious nutters were going into raptures today as two 'Jesus' crop circles sprang up beside the M4 in Berkshire. The wheat field etchings were immediately hailed by...

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Funny story: Google Blamed for Crop Circles Stunt

Google Blamed for Crop Circles Stunt

Following a recent spate of crop circles in Wiltshire, it has all turned out to be one massive hoax! It has long been thought that it is the work of extra terrestrials, but the real culprits have now been identified. The circles have become more e...

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Funny story: Crop Circles Found In Woman's Hair

Crop Circles Found In Woman's Hair

A Shropshire woman had the shock of her life yesterday, when she woke from her slumbers to find crop circles in her hair. Half-asleep mother-of-two, Mary Smith, was making breakfast for her children Amy, 4, and Jack, 2, when her daughter suddenly...

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Funny story: Royal Ascot bombs as serpent crop circle appears in royal enclosure

Royal Ascot bombs as serpent crop circle appears in royal enclosure

Ascot, berks - (Snake-in-the-Grass Mess): A huge Carla Bruni-faced serpent crop circle has suddenly appeared in Royal Ascot's unsaddling enclosure prompting the immediate cancellation of next week's five day race meeting.

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Funny story: Another swastika crop circle discovered in US field

Another swastika crop circle discovered in US field

Mercer County, New Jersey - (Ass Mess): Another swastika crop circle has been discovered in a remote Mercer County corn field prompting fears 'aliens' are making a political statement about the state of affairs in the Bush Administration'...

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Funny story: Aliens Drop Crop Circles, Start Striping Streets

Aliens Drop Crop Circles, Start Striping Streets

It seems the aliens responsible for the famous crop circles of the past have updated their methods to reflect the increasing urbanization of the world population. Anywhere there is pavement, chances are it has been "street striped."...

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Funny story: Mystic Merlin, the Royal Wizard, forms all the Crop-Circles

Mystic Merlin, the Royal Wizard, forms all the Crop-Circles

The royal wizard, Mystic Merlin, is responsible for forming all the crop-circles in the fields of wheat-shire England. The wizard says he does this with pure mind over matter, just like Uri-Geller bends spoons, except MERLIN Bends corn and forms larg...

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Funny story: Strange Field Found In Crop Circle!

Strange Field Found In Crop Circle!

Yesterday morning a strange field was discovered in the middle of a farmer's crop circle. The crop circle, belonging to Farmer B. Rownian-Motion, was just an ordinary everyday...

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