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Funny story: Manchester Riots: MP's Enraged

Manchester Riots: MP's Enraged

Manchester has suffered the worst riots and public unrest in the city's history. Yobs, youths, and grown men that should know better, laid siege to the centre of Manchester last night. A government spokesman said early this morning: "These fol...

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Funny story: England Riots: Public Enemy Number One

England Riots: Public Enemy Number One

England was tonight bracing itself for yet another night of civil unrest and rioting. Violence and destruction is no longer confined to London and the London boroughs, and has now spread as far as Manchester and Leeds, Bristol, Wolverhampton and Birm...

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Funny story: Criminals to have their sentences stretched!

Criminals to have their sentences stretched!

Following the recent misunderstandings in Tottenham, North London, the government is to consider bringing forward changes designed to increase the amount of prison places available. The new system, thought up by High Court judge Sir Henry Parsnip-Bro...

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Funny story: Cheques Bounce Back - Crooks Celebrate!

Cheques Bounce Back - Crooks Celebrate!

Cheques have been saved following a public outcry and the intervention of MPs. The Payments Council, which represents banks and payment groups, yesterday announced that plans to scrap them have been dropped. They were due to be banned from October...

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Funny story: Burglars breaking in can now be stabbed, but only if there's a knife available and the burglar has no gun!

Burglars breaking in can now be stabbed, but only if there's a knife available and the burglar has no gun!

The laws allowing burglars to do their dirty deeds is about to be radically changed according to "man of the people" Ken Clark. In fact he has told all innocent houseowners, scared grannies, home alone children, etc, "grab a bread knife as big as you...

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Funny story: Criminals no longer to be offered "two for the price of one" on serious crimes

Criminals no longer to be offered "two for the price of one" on serious crimes

A controversial scheme in which criminals were allowed to commit two crimes but only go to prison for one of them has been scrapped. Minister of Justice Herbert Folly has said he will no longer try to get the law enacted, explaining that when he had...

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Funny story: IMF Head Discovers 'Rikers Island' Is Not Plush Co-op Apartment in the Hamptons!

IMF Head Discovers 'Rikers Island' Is Not Plush Co-op Apartment in the Hamptons!

Temporarily 'indisposed' IMF head Strauss-Kahn (DSK) is said to be shocked, dazed and confused after finding out Rikers Island was not the day spa in the Hamptons where he would be waited on hand and foot at the government's expense. Checking his...

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Funny story: Lawyer Serves Court Order Via Facebook - legally.

Lawyer Serves Court Order Via Facebook - legally.

A lawyer has served a court order over Facebook recently. The person being served could not be reached any other way apparently. It's legal and is one one way technology is being used by police worldwide. Now there is NOWHERE you can hide. So if you are a criminal, or in anyway wanted by police or interpol.....GET OFF FACEBOOK NOW.... Behind in alimony payments? cancel your facebook accou...

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Funny story: Police Cutbacks - 'Brilliant Idea' Say Criminals

Police Cutbacks - 'Brilliant Idea' Say Criminals

Criminals across the UK have greeted the news of radical cutbacks in Britain's police service with a resounding thumbs up. "That'll do for me," Freddie 'Fatfingers' Kosilikit of the Russian Mafia told us. "They're a pain in the arse, the Dibble. I...

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Funny story: Criminals file lawsuit against World's Dumbest Criminals on TruTV

Criminals file lawsuit against World's Dumbest Criminals on TruTV

A group of criminals, offended at the notion of being called dumb, have filed a class action lawsuit against the TruTV network, the producers of the show World's Dumbest Criminals and all of the celebrity commentators that mock criminals on each epis...

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