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Funny story: Financial Meltdown in Prospect as Panic Takes Hold

Financial Meltdown in Prospect as Panic Takes Hold

In the face of global panic, stock market analysts today warned of further problems to come. "This is no doubt a serious situation," warned fiscal analyst Hernst Sprank, of Deutsch Bank Der Bolloks "for sure, there has been a 62.3% rise in the mea...

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Funny story: Sebastian Vettel Was Asleep At The Wheel In Canadian F1 Practice Crash

Sebastian Vettel Was Asleep At The Wheel In Canadian F1 Practice Crash

Montreal, Canada - Reigning F1 champion, Sebastian Vettel was allegedly asleep at the wheel today when he crashed his Red Bull racing car into the wall at the Circuit Gilles Villeneuve during practice. The crash happened at The Wall Of Champions w...

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Funny story: Facebook crashed

Facebook crashed

Last night, at about five to ten (GMT), Farcebook, the popular Social Networking site, crashed. The crash last ten minutes, until just before five past ten (GMT). Unfortunately, ten million people suffered crop failures, eight million failed to up...

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Funny story: George Soros Bet to Obama: "You Can't Ruin US in One Term"

George Soros Bet to Obama: "You Can't Ruin US in One Term"

NEW YORK CITY - Recently, some have argued that Obama is completely, utterly incompetent and clueless, to include comments that infomercial pitch-men Billy Mays and "the Slap-Chop guy" would have been "a thousand times better." At the same time, fina...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Mystery Car Crash Explained

Tiger Woods Mystery Car Crash Explained

The questions surrounding the mystery of Tiger Woods' car accident may have moved closer to being answered. Woods wife, Elin Nordegren, has stated she believes her husband has been abducted by aliens, and the man who she found unconcious on the ro...

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Funny story: Dizzney Offs Monorail Driver

Dizzney Offs Monorail Driver

ORLANDO, FL - As predicted, the horrific Metro crash in Washington D.C. two weeks ago was finally duplicated, though on a much smaller scale, in Orange County, Florida today when a Dizzney World monorail train smashed into the rear of another that wa...

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Funny story: Well Street Crash! Latest!

Well Street Crash! Latest!

Just coming in - A crash occurred seconds ago in Well Street, Hackney, London E9. Incoming reports suggest that a VW Golf shunted into a Renault Kangoo. No reports as yet of any injuries. The drivers are currently exchanging insurance details. An...

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Funny story: Intersection named after Bernanke in Dillon

Intersection named after Bernanke in Dillon

DILLON, South Carolina (Doomberg) -- Federal Reserve Chairman Ben S. Bernanke returned to his hometown today where an intersection was named after him as hundreds gathered to honor their native son. As hundreds of people watched in amazement, hono...

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Funny story: Sugar's Crash Landing Screw-up

Sugar's Crash Landing Screw-up

Sir Alan Sugar, known to sycophants and business associates alike as 'Sweetie,' has told accident investigators he made a wrong call when he landed his plane tits-up alongside a Greater Manchester airstrip. The famously-cantankerous Apprentice st...

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Funny story: Aircraft Demolision Derby Sunday

Aircraft Demolision Derby Sunday

X-treme sports seem to be all the rage in the new millennium and the aircraft community is jumping on the bandwagon. Sunday, at Los Angeles International Airport, runway 3 West will be the site of the first annual "Aircraft Demolition Derby." Par...

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Funny story: Stunt plane crash costs hundreds of lives

Stunt plane crash costs hundreds of lives

Emergency services were today stretched to the limit following a crash involving one of two stunt planes over Shropshire. Visitors to the Shropshire summer festival and airshow were shocked when one of two bi-planes crashed in a nearby cemetery.

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Funny story: News Helicopters' Collision Blamed on Car Chase Suspect and not Pilot Error

News Helicopters' Collision Blamed on Car Chase Suspect and not Pilot Error

Phoenix, Arizona (Kazinform, Kazakhstan Staff Writer) - The blame for two news helicopters colliding on Friday has been placed squarely on the man being chased on the ground by police, rather than pilot error.

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Funny story: Accident Kills Cartoon Frog

Accident Kills Cartoon Frog

The entertainment world is mourning today, following the tragic death of Warner Brothers icon Michigan J. Frog. Mr. Frog was killed when he was hit by a car.

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Funny story: NHS provides Noel Edmonds with work

NHS provides Noel Edmonds with work

Following the shocking news of how the NHS found a patient work as a chip shop person last week, it has been revealed that the NHS has also given a former TV entertainer permission to gate crash a party. Holding a bunch of 7-inch records Noel Edmund...

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Funny story: Crash-test dummies endorse Nader

Crash-test dummies endorse Nader

Ralph Nader's controversial quest for the presidency received a major boost today as the nation's crash-test dummies pledged their silent support. Nader, best known in political circles for helping George W. Bush reach the White House in the 2000...

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