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Funny story: Tom Cruise Announces Merger With Katie Holmes

Tom Cruise Announces Merger With Katie Holmes

The Little Wedding Chapel On The Corner, Las Vegas, Nevada and Scientology Headquarters, Scientology, California---Latest reports are that Tom Cruise has proposed a marriage merger with Katie "The Cutie" Holmes, mother of his latest scienti...

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Funny story: Wilbanks to host new show, "The Amazing Chicken Race"

Wilbanks to host new show, "The Amazing Chicken Race"

Duluth Georgia- After arriving back in her home town, Jennifer Wilbanks was instantly whisked away by officials who wanted to get their money's worth in publicity. Not before Jennifer could sign a TV contract for her own show. Fox was hot on her...

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Funny story: Dr Who Trades In Tardis

Dr Who Trades In Tardis

In an embarrassing statement issued earlier today, the BBC has confirmed that the real reason Christopher Ecclestone has not renewed his contract for the next series of Dr Who is that the Beeb has decided to trade in the Tardis. The statement handed...

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Funny story: EDU BREAKS SILENCE

EDU BREAKS SILENCE

EPL team Arsenal's wantaway Brazilian Edu has broken his silence on recent contract problems with the club. Negotiations have been ongoing for 6 months with the midfielders current deal due to expire in the summer, though an agreement has not bee...

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Funny story: Makin' Whoopie

Makin' Whoopie

Whoopie Goldberg is a gas! Or at least she could have been. In a bizarre attempt to get her Slim-Fast contract renewed, Whoopie charged through the gate of the diet corporation in a 2005 Hummer H2, (which everyone later agreed was a fine piec...

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Funny story: Pee Wee Herman is Back !!!

Pee Wee Herman is Back !!!

"Is it you or is it me?" Paul Reuben has been awarded a contract with WDLC-TV in Denmark to resurrect his old TV show "Pee Wee's Playhouse". It was near the tail end of his five-year syndicated Saturday morning television seri...

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