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Funny story: Nick Clegg too busy doing Cameron's chores to participate in Big Society

Nick Clegg too busy doing Cameron's chores to participate in Big Society

In a radio interview Nick Clegg has exclusively revealed that he will not take part in David Cameron's Big Society as he's "too busy" doing the Prime Minister's chores. As well as undertaking his duties as Deputy Prime Minister and leader of the L...

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Funny story: David Cameron Takes Further Forestry U-Turns

David Cameron Takes Further Forestry U-Turns

Controversial plans to sell 258,000 hectares of state-owned woodlands have been abandoned, then taken up again, then abandoned again. Environment secretary Caroline Spelman told MPs, "actually, we got it right", when David Cameron's government re...

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Funny story: Coalition Agree To Disagree

Coalition Agree To Disagree

Prime Minister David Cameron and Deputy Prime Minster Nick Clegg have both made statements emphasising that the upcoming referendum on changing the voting system will not wreck the Coalition. Although the Liberal Democrat leader has called for the...

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Funny story: Big Cat to Clear Downing Street of Vermin

Big Cat to Clear Downing Street of Vermin

London, UK: After a number of complaints that Downing Street has become overrun with vermin, a big cat is to be brought in to remedy the situation. "We first started to see them around May of last year, skulking around in the shadows, but now they...

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Funny story: Harry Potter and the Coalition Government, part 2

Harry Potter and the Coalition Government, part 2

Chapter Two: The Lost Wizard Generation The Hogwarts Express pulled up to the railway station and Harry and his friends got off, stretching. Owing to the recent cuts made by the company who now owned the magical train, it had been standing room only from London to Scotland for the late arrivals. Harry didn't mind though, as he had just noticed who was standing on the platform. "Ron!" he sai...

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Funny story: Eric Pickles a deep pan pizza in a suit

Eric Pickles a deep pan pizza in a suit

It is his mission to cut hard and cut often. He will search out every corner of his department and he will be savage. Nothing is safe from his beady eyes. The Right Honourable, Eric Pickles, MP, UK Local Government and Communities Secretary, a ro...

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Funny story: Harry Potter and the Coalition Government

Harry Potter and the Coalition Government

The author has been given access to new material written by JK Rowling. This book takes place after Harry defeated Voldemort and decided to go back to school and finish his studies. Chapter One: The New Ministers Harry Potter packed his trunk for school slowly, deciding to read through old newspaper articles before he threw them away. Luckily for narrative purposes, these all involved the ex...

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Funny story: Asbos On The Way Out

Asbos On The Way Out

Following constant and large scale criticism of Anti Social Behaviour Orders (otherwise known as ASBOs), the coalition government has finally announced replacement measures aimed at ridding the U.K. of one of the greatest scourges of the 21st Century...

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Funny story: George Osborne Does The Weather Forecast

George Osborne Does The Weather Forecast

Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne was defiant yesterday in the teeth of Opposition calls for an economic policy U-Turn. Britain's output fell by 0.5% in the last quarter of 2010. Expectant experts had expected a small amount of growth.

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Funny story: VAT Survey Carried Out in Nottingham

VAT Survey Carried Out in Nottingham

A survey carried out in Nottingham, to ascertain the views and queries about VAT (Value Added Tax) and it's increase to 20%, was carried out this week by the Spoofs Gazette. Here are some of the more printable responses: Grizelda Ondrugs (short skirted lady on the corner of the street): "Oh yea... it a shame innit?" Donald Cluck (Security Guard at Tesco, Hucknall): "Ther're all %ankers,...

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Funny story: Coalition government 'endeavours' to change lots of things

Coalition government 'endeavours' to change lots of things

Many are now saying our government are 'big on promises but short on delivery.' 'We are considering a cap on immigration, We plan to ban vehicle clamping,' and 'We don't intend to raise VAT,' have all been heard in the last 12 months but what went...

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Funny story: Coalition Government Disbands Over Shambolic Secret Santa

Coalition Government Disbands Over Shambolic Secret Santa

The UK has tonight been plunged into yet another political crisis as the coalition government has dramatically disbanded over a shambolic Secret Santa involving the most senior government ministers. According to breaking reports, the Secret Santa...

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Funny story: Nelson's Column down. Dubious replacement up.

Nelson's Column down. Dubious replacement up.

A highly controversial decision to replace Nelson's Column with a column dedicated to Nick Clegg has been met with displeasure throughout the United Kingdom. Clegg's Column, which is scheduled to be erected in Trafalgar Square by the end of 2012,...

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Funny story: Dave and Nick Finally Separate

Dave and Nick Finally Separate

A major breakthrough in medicine was made today when doctors finaly managed to remove Nick Clegg's tongue from David Cameron's posterior. Mr Clegg's tongue had been stuck there since the coalition was formed back in May. David Cameron was said...

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Funny story: Coalition abandons cuts, says 'what were we thinking?'

Coalition abandons cuts, says 'what were we thinking?'

Chancellor George Osborne admitted defeat last night in his bid to impose a series of debilitating public sector cuts. A government spokesman announced to a hastily assembled crowd of journalists and fishwives that the proposed budget cuts were to...

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Funny story: Coalition on course to be "greenest government ever"

Coalition on course to be "greenest government ever"

A new study has revealed that the coalition government is on course to be the greenest government in the world, ever. It also reveals that far from selling all LibDem members and supporters down the river for a whiff of power, Nick Smegma in fact ins...

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Funny story: UK Spending Cuts Latest: Summer Is Slashed.

UK Spending Cuts Latest: Summer Is Slashed.

The sun, big, orangey, fiery ball in the sky, has been ordered to leave the UK amid the coalition governments latest round of spending cuts. Residents of the United Kingdom noticed the weather becoming a little chilly last week, but reports today...

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