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Funny story: Bravo Launches "Real Housewives Of Low Income Housing"

Bravo Launches "Real Housewives Of Low Income Housing"

Bravo spokesman Andy Cohen announced today that the reality based, network heavy weight will be launching another housewives reality show in the fall of 2014. "The Real Housewives of Public Housing" will be based on the south side of Chicago in t...

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Funny story: Chicago Bans Dart Boards In All Drinking Establishments

Chicago Bans Dart Boards In All Drinking Establishments

CHICAGO - The Chicago City Council has just issued a city mandate that will prohibit all drinking establishments including bars, lounges, clubs, and cantinas within the city limits from having a dart board on the premises. The CCC took this measur...

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Funny story: Chicago Water Supply In Jeopardy... Republicans Push For Another Bail Out

Chicago Water Supply In Jeopardy... Republicans Push For Another Bail Out

CHICAGO, IL - Scientists have determined that Lake Michigan will soon be empty due to erosion of Niagara Falls. Chicago currently gets 83% of their water from Lake Michigan. Congressional Democrats have proposed spending $136T to "regulate" the ou...

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Funny story: Whole Foods Go Ghetto

Whole Foods Go Ghetto

On Wednesday, a manufacturer of "Whole Foods" announced that it plans to build a store in the poorest and most dangerous section of Chicago. The Englewood neighborhood, 10 miles south of downtown, experienced a 40% increase in homicides last year...

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Funny story: Chicago Baseball Fans Are Mad As Hell

Chicago Baseball Fans Are Mad As Hell

CHICAGO - Lately it seems that once the National Anthem ends at Wrigley Field, home of the Cubs and Comiskey Park, home of the White Sox, it is all downhill from there. Die-hard fans are furious with both the Cubbies and the Sox due to the fact th...

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Funny story: Monday Morning Commute: Noticeably Quieter!

Monday Morning Commute: Noticeably Quieter!

Chicago, IL - Commuters on Monday morning were taken aback at just how noticeably quiet their journey was. This report comes after a apparently much more jovial Friday morning L ride. "This is definitely...a lot quieter than Friday." said con...

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Funny story: Trump: I have new evidence in JonBenet Ramsey case.

Trump: I have new evidence in JonBenet Ramsey case.

Donald Trump today made an astonishing claim today that President Barack Obama was behind the murder of child beauty queen JonBenet Ramsey in 1991. Trump who has spent most of the last five years attempting to prove that Obama was born in Kenya sa...

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Funny story: Rihanna and Chris Brown Say They're Happier Than Most Couples

Rihanna and Chris Brown Say They're Happier Than Most Couples

CHICAGO - Rihanna and her former boyfriend Chris Brown were recently spotted at the Windy City's infamous Crocked Crocodile Club having a fine old time giggling, laughing, and touching each others privates. Several patrons reported that the pair o...

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Funny story: Jerry Springer's New Reality Show Will Be Crazy-As-Hell!

Jerry Springer's New Reality Show Will Be Crazy-As-Hell!

CHICAGO - Jerry Springer is regarded by many in the television industry as the Father of Televised Free-For-All's. His tabloid talk show The Jerry Springer Show which premiered in 1991, soon became a setting for the untamed world of the dysfunctio...

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Funny story: Chicago Police Raid Underground Restaurants

Chicago Police Raid Underground Restaurants

Chicago IL: Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel has to deal with a high murder rate in the inner-city, a school teacher strike and now illegal horse meat restaurants. Horse meat slaughter (including government inspection) is again legal in the USA as of N...

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Funny story: Pilot Blinded by Solar Panel Crashes Into Compost Pile

Pilot Blinded by Solar Panel Crashes Into Compost Pile

Chicago,IL-Efforts to go green at the nation's busiest airport have met with tragic results when a C-7 Cargo jet crashed on approach to O'Hare International Airport after the pilot was blinded by the reflection of sunlight off of a solar panel array...

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Funny story: "Night Lake Inspector" Job Found in Audit.

"Night Lake Inspector" Job Found in Audit.

A "deep audit" of Chicago municipal employee records has revealed a bizarre surprise: Chicago has been funding a "Night Lake Inspector" position for over 30 years. The only problem? There's nobody there, and never was. The position was created d...

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Funny story: NATO leaders decide to keep Chicago

NATO leaders decide to keep Chicago

Chicago - According to our source, a low-level employee at the NATO venue, the leaders of the Western World have decided that they like Chicago, and plan to maintain a military presence so that they can continue to enjoy it in true peace and security...

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Funny story: Kobe & Kate? - Kobe Bryant Denies The Kate Gosselin Romance Rumors

Kobe & Kate? - Kobe Bryant Denies The Kate Gosselin Romance Rumors

LOS ANGELES - Well it looks like jolly olde St. Nick wasn't too good to jolly olde St. Kobe as his Los Angeles Lakers were beaten by the Chicago Bulls 88-87 in their NBA Christmas Day season opener in Tinsel Town. Bryant playing with a torn wrist...

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Funny story: Rod Blagojevich has sold his future prison cell bunk

Rod Blagojevich has sold his future prison cell bunk

CHICAGO Il - Former governor Rod Blagojevich has a prison sentence. No worries; he has already sold his seat in the cell for a tidy profit. According to our discrete source, a made man, the deal is done. Found guilty of graft, marketing the O...

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Funny story: Herman Cain's "PizzaGate" Gal #4 Says He Offered Her A Deluxe Pizza With Extra Sausage

Herman Cain's "PizzaGate" Gal #4 Says He Offered Her A Deluxe Pizza With Extra Sausage

CHICAGO - Noted defense attorney Gloria Allred who specializes in cases involving various degrees of sexual harassment, product placement in movies, and statutory frolicking at the beach, has just been hired by a Chicago woman who has stepped forward...

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Funny story: Rod Blagojevich Begins New Bribe Business called Blago-Paypal

Rod Blagojevich Begins New Bribe Business called Blago-Paypal

CHICAGO - It's one thing if you get caught transferring money around to disguise a bribe scandal, it's another thing if you pursue income from bribes and don't get caught. That's what former Governor Rod Blagojevich thinks as he awaits his sentence d...

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