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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Spends Her 27th Birthday Bored To Tears In Her Rehab Clinic

Lindsay Lohan Spends Her 27th Birthday Bored To Tears In Her Rehab Clinic

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan has just turned 27 and she says that she can already feel that she has matured quite a bit since being in rehab. Lohan, reportedly confessed, to a fellow patient, that even though she hates every minute of rehab she kno...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Denies Any Involvement In The Tarzana Texting Sex Scandal

Kristen Stewart Denies Any Involvement In The Tarzana Texting Sex Scandal

HOLLYWOOD - The star of The Twilight Saga series Kristen Stewart recently stated that she is still hoping that ex-boyfriend Rob Pattinson will realize how much he misses her and ask her to once again become his one and only girlfriend. Stewart rec...

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Funny story: Madonna Comments On Her Alleged Charlie Sheen Bikini Line Tattoo

Madonna Comments On Her Alleged Charlie Sheen Bikini Line Tattoo

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna is certainly one individual who has been around the block a few times so she is definitely no stranger to the world of rumors. She was asked by Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors about the story circulating around that she has a...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Admits He'd Like To Do The Hokey Pokey With Katie Holmes

Charlie Sheen Admits He'd Like To Do The Hokey Pokey With Katie Holmes

SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie Sheen recently told Larry King on The Viagra View that he has probably been with more women than Hugh Hefner himself. King smiled, took a sip from his bottle of Geritol, and replied that he has no doubt about that. He ask...

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Funny story: Glee's Jane Lynch Says She May Give Up Lesbianism

Glee's Jane Lynch Says She May Give Up Lesbianism

HOLLYWOOD - Jane Lynch the star of Glee has just announced that she is divorcing her wife of three years Dr. Lara Embry. The 52-year-old Lynch told Hollywood Innuendo that there were several very personal reasons for the break up. Jane said th...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Explains Why He's Going Back To His Real Name, Carlos Estevez

Charlie Sheen Explains Why He's Going Back To His Real Name, Carlos Estevez

SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie Sheen has stated that he wants to put the feud with Two and A Half Men creator, producer, and writer Chuck Lorre in the past. The one time Space Cadet has said that he has really grown up and matured in just the past year.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan To Auction Off Bras and Panties To Help Pay For Her Rehab Stay

Lindsay Lohan To Auction Off Bras and Panties To Help Pay For Her Rehab Stay

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan has now been at The Henry & Betty Ford Clinic for three weeks. And the Hollywood starlet is reportedly so bored she is starting to chew on the bedspread. An unnamed source said that Lindsay pretty much keeps to hers...

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Funny story: Chuck Lorre Explains The Reason Why Two and A Half Men's Angus T. Jones Was Not Fired

Chuck Lorre Explains The Reason Why Two and A Half Men's Angus T. Jones Was Not Fired

MARINA DEL REY - The creator, producer, and writer of the hit sit-com Two and A Half Men recently sat down and talked about his very popular show. Chuck Lorre, who survived the adversarial confrontation with the former star of the show Charlie She...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Forced To Sell Her Home

Lindsay Lohan Forced To Sell Her Home

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan who has more problems than a high school math book has stated that she's had to put her house on the market. Lohan's home Lucky LohanLand, which is located in Venice Beach has been listed at $1.8 million. The much...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Denies The Sexting Rumors

Kate Gosselin Denies The Sexting Rumors

READING, Pennsylvania - Reality show queen Kate Gosselin says that she really misses the limelight and wants desperately to get back into a reality show. Kate said that appearing on Jon and Kate Plus 8 and then Kate Plus 8 not only helped to boost...

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Funny story: Ashley Judd Turns To Charlie Sheen For Support

Ashley Judd Turns To Charlie Sheen For Support

LOS ANGELES - It has not been a very good year for actress Ashley Judd and close friends are deeply concerned. Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that Ashley, 45, who is the sister of Wynonna Judd and daughter of Naomi Judd recently stated that sh...

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Funny story: Hollywood Shocker: Charlie Sheen Turns Down Lindsay Lohan's Marriage Proposal

Hollywood Shocker: Charlie Sheen Turns Down Lindsay Lohan's Marriage Proposal

HOLLYWOOD - In a story that has even surprised long-time celebrity maven Barbara Walters, Charlie Sheen has told the entertainment media that Lindsay Lohan asked him to marry her. Sheen said that he was at the famed Santa Monica Pier eating some b...

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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Reveals Charlie Sheen's Request

Monica Lewinsky Reveals Charlie Sheen's Request

VAN NUYS, California - The nation's most infamous White House intern, Monica Lewinsky, was spotted in Van Nuys getting a pedicure at The Fernando of The San Fernando Valley Pedicure Salon. As she was leaving the salon she was approached by Tequila...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Is Planning On Fleeing To Mexico

Lindsay Lohan Is Planning On Fleeing To Mexico

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan confessed to her hair stylist FuFi Fondue that she is not going to be couped up in a rehab clinic for no 90 days and she is seriously considering fleeing the U.S. and going down to Mexico. Lohan made a phone call to Be...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Responds To The Promiscuously Lewd Pix

Britney Spears Responds To The Promiscuously Lewd Pix

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Britney was jogging out by the famed Hollywood sign when she was approached by a member of the entertainment media. She was asked by Tequila Tallyho with Left Coast Mirror Magazine about the recent erotic photos that appeared on...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan To Star In Their Own Reality Show "Charlie & Lilo - Doing The Hokey Pokey"

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan To Star In Their Own Reality Show "Charlie & Lilo - Doing The Hokey Pokey"

LOS ANGELES - Charlie Sheen gave up making $1.8 million a week simply acting as himself on the hit sit-com Two and A Half Men to become a Space Cadet with two funky looking goddesses. The goddesses long ago hit the Tinsel Town trail and left Charl...

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Funny story: Gary Busey To Host New TV Reality Game Show - Dysfunctional Celebrities

Gary Busey To Host New TV Reality Game Show - Dysfunctional Celebrities

BURBANK - The Contempo Television Network (CTN) has just announced that it is adding a new reality game show to its viewing line up. The show is a Goodmeister-Toddheimer Production in association with XYZ TeleFilms and is titled Dysfunctional Cele...

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