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Funny story: Donald Trump To Buy Madison Square Garden

Donald Trump To Buy Madison Square Garden

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump in a surprise move has made an offer to purchase the world's most famous arena Madison Square Garden. The billionaire who still is considering running for the office of president of the United States told a close frien...

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Funny story: Donald Trump To Acquire Central Park And Build The World's Largest Mall

Donald Trump To Acquire Central Park And Build The World's Largest Mall

MANHATTAN - Word filtering out of Trump Towers is that billionaire Donald Trump is finalizing plans to purchase New York City's world famous Central Park. The 843-acre park which was built in 1857, served as a staging area during the Civil War for...

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Funny story: Shah of Iran's relatives cock-a-hoop at fugitive NYC peacock's freedom flight

Shah of Iran's relatives cock-a-hoop at fugitive NYC peacock's freedom flight

New York - At his Park Avenue home this afternoon wannabe Shahanshah Reza Pahlavi, son of deposed Peacock Throne ex-incumbent Mohammad Reza Pahlavi, was seen rummaging around for birdseed in a bid to woo the magical creature to his roofgarden oasis.

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Funny story: Evidence of Possible UFO Activity Found in Central Park

Evidence of Possible UFO Activity Found in Central Park

Joe Carmichael was enjoying the crisp fall air as he raked leaves in Central Park alongside his fellow park volunteers one weekend last month. The sky was blue and the holidays, being just around the corner, lent an air of glee to the entire scene. W...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Runs Naked Through Central Park

Kirstie Alley Runs Naked Through Central Park

Kirstie Alley says she is sick and tired of reporters following her around to take pics for tabloids and publish their latest fat story, so she had finally had enough and ran naked through Central Park yesterday, nearly catching pneumonia. "I-I-I'...

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Funny story: Emerald Ash Borers Loose in Central Park

Emerald Ash Borers Loose in Central Park

Local New York officials apparently misinterpreting a threat warning from two Midwestern state governments,had beefed up police security around Manhattan but more specifically, Central Park. Police were instructed to be on the "look out" for susp...

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Funny story: Brenda Song & Keith Richards to Kick Off Collaboration Nude at Central Park

Brenda Song & Keith Richards to Kick Off Collaboration Nude at Central Park

Central Park, New York -- Publicists for both Keith Richards and Brenda Song are confirming Internet rumors that the two plan a nude photo shoot, whilst ice skating together, for the cover of the duo's upcoming collaborative album. "I'm just sooo...

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Funny story: UFO's Spotted in Central Park

UFO's Spotted in Central Park

New York - Low flying UFOs were spotted yesterday in Central Park. Mysterious coloured disks were reported at extremely low altitudes from zero to 6 metres, extremely rare for UFO sightings. More rare yet, the unidentified disks made direct physic...

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