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Funny story: Tree Injured in DWI Crash Sues Ex-Nets' Jayson Williams. "If you are shrubbery or a foreign-born limo driver, expect to be killed," said D.A.

Tree Injured in DWI Crash Sues Ex-Nets' Jayson Williams. "If you are shrubbery or a foreign-born limo driver, expect to be killed," said D.A.

Former shotgun murderer and NBA also-ran Jayson Williams will have to pay $16,433 to the estate of a tree he killed in January, says a Kings County, NY Judge. In January, mere days after being sentenced for ventilating the torso of his limo driver...

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Funny story: Russell Brand taken up the rear by Big Dick - Katy Perry Livid

Russell Brand taken up the rear by Big Dick - Katy Perry Livid

Katy Perry is livid at the news that her new husband, and wild man of comedy, Russell Brand has been shunted up the rear by a lorry driver in Los Angeles. Brand was driving Perry's £165,000 Lamborghini Moustache along the Freeway in Los Angeles wh...

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Funny story: Pensioner survives being dragged by car

Pensioner survives being dragged by car

Octogenarian Mervyn Forstwerth is toasting his good fortune today after literally walking away from a serious car accident. Mr Forstwerth scrambled underneath the car in a busy garage forecourt in Kent after seeing a 20p piece beside the rear wheel.

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Funny story: Irishman involved in car crash write off

Irishman involved in car crash write off

Irishman Cillian Murphy known to friends and family as Silly was on his way back to Dublin for St Patricks Day, when unfortunately he was involved in a serious car crash when a woman driver drove out in front of him. Amazingly although the cars we...

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Funny story: Noddy involved in fatal car crash

Noddy involved in fatal car crash

Popular children's character, Noddy, was involved in a fatal car crash this morning. His passenger and life long friend, Big Ears, was pronounced dead on the scene; whilst Noddy himself has been taken to Toy Town hospital and remains in critical cond...

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Funny story: Peaches Geldof Car Crash

Peaches Geldof Car Crash

The world was in shock today on hearing the terrible news that Peaches Geldof was involved in a serious head-on collision with a pensioner. Peaches, daughter of Sir Bob Geldof of Ethiopia and the late Paula 'I Sucked Off Hutchence' Yates was driv...

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Funny story: C.D.C. Determines Asparagus Causes Traffic Accidents

C.D.C. Determines Asparagus Causes Traffic Accidents

Experts and researchers at the Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta have determined that the vegetable asparagus may be the cause of most traffic fatalities in the United States. This information has been relayed to Congress and legislation bannin...

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Funny story: Naked Man Crashes School Bus, Interrupts Chicken and Beer Session w/Ludacris

Naked Man Crashes School Bus, Interrupts Chicken and Beer Session w/Ludacris

ATLANTA, GA - A man in the nude hijacked a school bus full of teenagers Thursday in Atlanta, said police. Students were only able to laugh and torment their naked captor for a couple of minutes before he finally had to confront a student, accordin...

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Funny story: Miss Whiplash 'found arse over tit' in slime-filled ditch

Miss Whiplash 'found arse over tit' in slime-filled ditch

Risbury, Herefordshire - (ReUterus & Sordid Ass Mess): Former brothel madam Lindi St Clair spent nearly 24 hours upside down in a fetid contaminated ditch after pranging her motor down a ravine according to West Mercia reports. Miss Whiplash -...

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Funny story: Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo crashes second car

Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo crashes second car

Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo has crashed a second car in as many days. It appears that on this occasion it was the inclement weather to blame, causing him to write off his £12,000 Skoda Favourit Cosworth in the driveway of his home.

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Funny story: Ronaldo denies diving in front of a car

Ronaldo denies diving in front of a car

Manchester United striker Cristiano Ronaldo today denied diving in front of a car in Manchester. 'I no dive', he said, 'I walk along street when this Ferrari mount the pavement and crash into my feet, so I fell to the ground. Was very sore, but I...

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Funny story: Ronaldo in horror smash

Ronaldo in horror smash

Cristiano Ronaldo, the Manchester United winger and World Player of the Year walked away from a total write off of his £150,000, two day old Ferrari. The United number seven had a lucky escape as he was driving to the Carrington based training gro...

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo In Ferrari Smash

Cristiano Ronaldo In Ferrari Smash

Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo was at the centre of a new controversy today, when the Portugeezer ploughed his Ferrari into a pillar in a tunnel at Manchester Airport. The whinger was leaving Ringway, when he lost concentration, and smashed...

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Funny story: Two Billionaires from Manchester Quizzed in Car Crash

Two Billionaires from Manchester Quizzed in Car Crash

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Macedonia - TWO billionaire businessmen from Greater Manchester are being quizzed by police after their Porsche was involved in an accident during the famous Gumball 3000 rally.

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Funny story: Diego Maradona Killed in Car Crash, Radio Station Implicated.

Diego Maradona Killed in Car Crash, Radio Station Implicated.

Diego Maradona, hero of Argentine football, is dead... or is he? According to an Argentine Radio Station, he died in a car crash which also killed his Nephew.

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