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Funny story: Ancient Civilization Accurately Predicts When Their Calendar Will End

Ancient Civilization Accurately Predicts When Their Calendar Will End

MEXICO CITY-People around the world are now saying "Mayan who?" as it appears that the ancient civilization known as the Mixtec have miraculously foretold the exact time and day when their calendar will come to an end. The Mixtec, who originated...

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Funny story: Spoof Writers planning a Sexy Nude Spoofers' Calendar for 2012

Spoof Writers planning a Sexy Nude Spoofers' Calendar for 2012

We have only just heard the breaking news that some Spoof Writers are planning to put together - and sell - a 2012 Calendar featuring sexy nude photos of Spoof Writers themselves posing in a variety of positions. There will, of course, be a screening process by a panel of 'judges' because it is well know that there are some pretty ugly Spoofers out there who think they are 'all that' and MORE.

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Funny story: Reshuffled Week Puts End To Tuesday Blues

Reshuffled Week Puts End To Tuesday Blues

The Home Office has announced plans to reshuffle the week in a bid to do away with the 'Tuesday Blues.' Sources close to Prime Minister David Cameron say the plans are a pet project, part of his design to creat the 'Big Society' with a happier pop...

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Funny story: Coalition Government To Release 'Sexy Calendar'

Coalition Government To Release 'Sexy Calendar'

The U.K's coalition government are set to release a 2011 sexy calendar, sources say. The photo shoot has already begun, with sessions taking place in Hyde Park and the Houses Of Parliament. Exact details of the pictures are being closely guarde...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole's 2011 Semi-Nude Calendar Will Definitely Break Some Records

Cheryl Cole's 2011 Semi-Nude Calendar Will Definitely Break Some Records

LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole and her Dancing With The Stars boyfriend Derek Hough recently had a great time at Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion. The happy couple attended Hef's Summertime Lingerie Party where they got to meet the featured guest Anna Cha...

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Funny story: Redheaded Spy Anna Chapman To Do Special 2011 Calendar For US, European Markets

Redheaded Spy Anna Chapman To Do Special 2011 Calendar For US, European Markets

Famed Russian spy Anna Chapman says she will be paid over one million dollars by a certain U.S. magazine to pose for a new calendar for next year. Anna basically says that she never had much to report for her spying efforts even though she sought...

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Funny story: Derek Acorah Calendar 2011

Derek Acorah Calendar 2011

Derek Acorah, the world famous physic medium is to take advantage of his phenomenal good looks, and produce a calendar for 2011, with him in various athletic and tasteful poses for each of the months. This particular calendar has a twist on ordina...

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Funny story: New Calendar Required

New Calendar Required

After a series of earthquakes in the southern hemisphere, the earth's rotation has been speeded up by six minutes a day. In itself, this makes barely any difference, however, those six extra minutes a day add up to one and a half days over the cou...

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Funny story: The Queen "To Go Nude" For 2011 Calendar

The Queen "To Go Nude" For 2011 Calendar

The Private Secretary to the Queen has confirmed reports that the Queen Elizabeth has agreed to go nude for the 2011 Royal Family calendar. The Queen's secretary also said that the shoot will be tastefully done, although no specifics were revealed...

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Funny story: 'Tiger Babes' nude calendar a Christmas best-seller

'Tiger Babes' nude calendar a Christmas best-seller

Just in time for Christmas, twelve of Tiger Woods' mistresses rolled out a calendar which features one of them 'in the buff' for each month in 2010. 'Too bad the year doesn't have 14 months', said Mark Reacher, vice president of XXX-Rated Calendar...

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Funny story: 'Hot Mormon Muffs' calendar pokes fun at missionary position

'Hot Mormon Muffs' calendar pokes fun at missionary position

Salt Lake City - (Mmmmm!): A 'Hot Mormon Muffs: A Taste of Motherhood' calendar is all the rage with Utah residents known for their espousal of the traditional missionary position. The $15.95 calendar is jam-packed with tasteful booby pics, scanty...

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Funny story: New Aztec Calender Predicts New Date for the End of the World

New Aztec Calender Predicts New Date for the End of the World

Anthropologists have adjusted a new date for the end of the world to Jan 13, 2013, Barack Obama's last day in office. It is now believed by many scientists that the only way to continue the existence of the universe is to reelect Obama as President o...

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Funny story: April Fool's Day!

April Fool's Day!

Happy April Fool's Day to all The Spoof! readers Did you notice the tricks we played on you to celebrate April Fool's Day this year? Have a look through the articles on the main pages of TheSpoof.com and I'm sure you will notice that all is not as it first appears. Found the April Fool's stories? They are mixed up with all the others, but you will probably be able to pick them out if you c...

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Funny story: Steamy Centerfold Calendar, "Sexy Sirens of the GOP" Will Top All Holiday Wishlists

Steamy Centerfold Calendar, "Sexy Sirens of the GOP" Will Top All Holiday Wishlists

Wahington DC- Still not sure what to get your husband for Christmas? How about a calender featuring a few of the hottest, sexiest ladies...of the Republican Party! The steamy and controversial 2009 calender, "Sexy Sirens of the GOP" will be on sto...

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Funny story: Gordon's Fruity Calender

Gordon's Fruity Calender

Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay is set to cash in on his sexual escapades with the release of the Gordon Ramsay "Big Boy" Calender featuring twelve erotic shots of the culinary king doing inappropriate things with food. "It'll be out before the new y...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown Calendar Gesture

Gordon Brown Calendar Gesture

Opponents of the change from the Julian to Gregorian calendar are to posthumously get their eleven missing days back Gordon Brown has announced.

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Funny story: Vlad Gone Wild

Vlad Gone Wild

MOSCOW (Beloglazov News Agency) - Russian Federation President Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin recently performed a topless photo shoot while fishing as part of an up-and-coming Women's Interest Calendar entitled "Men of the Kremlin".

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