The financially strapped US government have decided that the misery they and their bankers caused has nothing to do with them and decided to carry on just like they did before the crisis started; living a life of audacious decadence. The US govern...
LOS ANGELES - Kirstie Alley took second place on Dancing With The Stars, but the 60-year-old dancing diva says that she plans to make up for it when she appears on an episode of The Cake Boss. Buddy Valastro, The Cake Boss called up Kirstie and in...
Pop culture and YouTube singing sensation Justin Beiber took to Twitter today to express his complete and utter disdain for cake. This was in response to recent revelations by CSI "star" Marg Helenberg on French television about his on-set antics, wh...
King Abdullah, ruler of Saudi Arabia, declared the government's new Let them eat cake policy today to an angry mob in the Saudi capital, Riyadh. Every male Saudi Arabian subject will have a variety of delicious bakery goods to choose from. Ki...
Twas the mouse before Christmas and all through the night, spoof writers keyboards seized up in mid-type cos the men were all sozzled and totally half-baked while the ladies grew randy and threw out the cake So while I can still see and somewhat spell Merry Whatever to all and Bingle Jell - hic Sssssh....sharing a shecret repice sent by besht fren'- recshipe creator name unknown, thanks...
A six year old boy genius has sensationally found a cure for hunger and starvation throughout the world. Kenny Fringe, 6, has been hailed as the next Einstein by people who make predictions about things like that. He has already taken his GCSE's a...
CHICAGO, Illinois - Patrons of Chicago's Nouveau Moon Pattisserie were shocked this afternoon when Rob Pattinson's face suddenly appeared on a five-tiered wedding cake iced in Italian Meringue buttercream. "I told you to tie your shoelaces," said...
Bakewell, Hampshire - The Kipling family announced today that Lionel Kipling, father to a nation of obese diabetics, died peacefully at home on Wednesday. He was 79. Although Mr Kipling was greatly admired by a cake-munching public, he had not in...
Britain's favourite cake character Mr Kipling is to unveil his wife to TV viewers for the first time in a controversial new advertising campaign. Viewers have never seen Mr Kipling. His existence has only been known through the words of his friend...
Worker gets creamed - The food industry is taking a long look at an "oldie but goodie" treat known as the Tasty-Treet. This age old cream filled cupcake of sorts, largely a rip-off of the ever more popular Twinkie, has been a household favorite fo...
They're back! Cupcakes are on the market again, and they're back with a vengeance. No more nice cupcake - these cupcakes are mean! Watch out when you're taking off their paper - they will give you a paper cut! They'll piss in your mouth while y...
Two postal workers sparked a worldwide data theft alert after stealing a Christmas cake and replacing it with a different package. The courier workers gobbled the cake down and simply put its address label on a parcel that was supposed to be going...
Philadelphia PA-- Holiday fruitcake was recalled in dozens of states after millions of people were sickened. The ingredients of the fruitcake were found to be both highly toxic and "possibly extraterrestrial" according to the Center for Diseased Cak...
Four men were arrested last night in the most extraordinary circumstances in Ealing, west London. Apparently the men were enjoying a private party when the police raid was initiated, despite no complaint being made. A door was broken down and s...
Houston TX-- NASA scientists were astonished today by a new discovery from the Phoenix Mars Lander. The little spacecraft landed at the martian north pole ten days ago. Yesterday, the lander placed a small sample of martian soil in a heated oven for...
Haiti's President Déficit has ordered people to stop rioting over soaring bread prices.
The Guardian reports: A man taking part in an "Eating contest" has died after several fairy "Cakes" became lodged in his throat.
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