With a Cabinet-generated Cabinet reshuffle now well and truly underway, and the Prime Minister fighting for his political life, sources within Downing Street say that the PM is ready to embrace radical new methods to engage in the political process.
Due to the recent MPs' expenses scandal the entire Labour Cabinet was sacked, and here are the new Ministers:
Chancellor of the Exchequer - Ronald Biggs
Home Secretary - Robert Maxwell
Foreign Secretary - Thomson Tours
Minister for Legalised Theft - Hazel Blears
Minister Without Portfolio But Still With Two Free Homes And Two Daimlers - John Prescott
Minister For Ham Acting And F...
Gordon Brown announced a cabinet reshuffle today, which was being touted as his last chance to address his waning popularity ratings.
Some of the moves had been predicted, however some other announcements which appear to be a desperate attempt to...
First, there was the Illinois Governor attempting to sell Barack Obama's Senate seat. Then, Governor Bill Richardson resigned as the nominee for Secretary of Commerce over irregularities in New Mexico. Now, a third scandal has rocked the Obama Pres...
At a private meeting in Westminster, Prime Minister Gordon Brown revealed that his recent cabinet reshuffle is only temporary until such time as he fills all the various posts on a more permanent basis later in the week.
His spokesman said:
As a result of Labour's local election disaster, Gordon Brown has taken advice from his management team and announced a major reshuffle of his cabinet.
Burdened by the daily game of 'Jab Hillary-Jab Obama,' Obama now feels obligated to read celeb mail and take celeb phone calls while on his rigorous political stump.
In a stunning new development, it has been revealed that a high-level position will be added to the President's cabinet.
Today it was revealed that the UK cabinet is considering banning the tasteless meat substitute known as Quorn.
I try an not see it as a waste of my time cause she is my mother and it really wasn't her fault.
Some of you have certainly experienced the way mother has veered a bit off course. For instance, she'll call on the aid of her able bodied sons and convey the urgency, replete with theatrics, to move a television cabinet 1 1/2 inches to the right, only to discover her folly and restore sa...
A government official, who declined to be named for this article, announced Today the formation of a new cabinet-level position overseeing a new department, the Department of Unfunded Mandates and Empty Rhetoric. The Department will be housed in an u...
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