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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Sends Drew Lachey and Helio Castroneves Home

Dancing With The Stars Sends Drew Lachey and Helio Castroneves Home

HOLLYWOOD - The top brass at Dancing With The Stars are starting to get a bit concerned. It seems that just like the last time that Bristol Palin was a contestant she has consistently received the lowest scores from the judges but she is still man...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Bristol Palin The Ditsy Diva Disses Dance Partner Mark Ballas

Dancing With The Stars: Bristol Palin The Ditsy Diva Disses Dance Partner Mark Ballas

HOLLYWOOD - For the second week in a row the Dancing With The Stars judges have given Bristol "The Pistol" Palin the lowest score out of all the celebrity dancers. Palin and her partner Mark "Tattoo Boy" Ballas danced a paso doble to the song "You...

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Funny story: Joey Fatone Upset That Bristol Palin Is Still On Dancing With The Stars

Joey Fatone Upset That Bristol Palin Is Still On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Joey Fatone, former boy band member, is reportedly extremely upset at the fact that he was eliminated from Dancing With The Stars. The former 'NSYNC member spoke with Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo and told him that he could not...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: The Story Behind Kirstie Alley's Lip Lock on Tom Bergeron

Dancing With The Stars: The Story Behind Kirstie Alley's Lip Lock on Tom Bergeron

HOLLYWOOD - In what is being called "The Kiss of The New Television Season," millions of fans are wondering what caused Kirstie Alley to suddenly grab Dancing With The Stars host Tom Bergeron and lock lips with him for what seemed to be quite a while...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Kicks Off Season #15

Dancing With The Stars Kicks Off Season #15

HOLLYWOOD - Thirteen couples are competing for the coveted Mirror Ball Trophy on this season's edition of Dancing With The Stars: The All-Stars. Ling Chow Rangoon is covering the celebrity contestants and the professional instructors for iRumors.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Wins $75,000 On Celebrity Jeopardy

Lindsay Lohan Wins $75,000 On Celebrity Jeopardy

CULVER CITY, California - Lindsay Lohan is most definitely one very lucky young lady. She has recently been involved in two automobile accidents where she ran into the back of an 18-wheeler loaded with Russian Roulette Vodka and then into the back of...

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Funny story: Levi Johnston To Fight Bristol Palin For Full Custody of Son Tripp

Levi Johnston To Fight Bristol Palin For Full Custody of Son Tripp

WASILLA, Alaska - Levi Johnston, 22, has finally come out and told it like it is. The baby daddy of Bristol Palin's son Tripp Johnston spoke with Bedroom Pillow Talk and revealed some rather interesting facts. Levi told Carolina Chipotle that he d...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin and Pamela Anderson Are 2 of The 12 Celebrities Picked For Dancing With The Stars' The All-Stars

Bristol Palin and Pamela Anderson Are 2 of The 12 Celebrities Picked For Dancing With The Stars' The All-Stars

HOLLYWOOD - After months of speculating as to which celebrities would be appearing on Season 15 of Dancing With The Stars the wait is finally over. DWTS Host Tom Bergeron announced that the suits (bosses) at ABC have picked 12 former contestants t...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin Says "No Sex" Until Marriage

Bristol Palin Says "No Sex" Until Marriage

WASILLA, Alaska - Bristol Palin, the 21-year-old unmarried mother of 3-year-old Tripp Johnston has suddenly become the unofficial spokesperson for young teen girls. Bristol "The Pistol" as her mother, Sarah "The Snowflake" Palin calls her, got pre...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin's New Reality Show "Bristol Palin: Life's A Tripp" Is Headed For The Reality Show Trash Bin

Bristol Palin's New Reality Show "Bristol Palin: Life's A Tripp" Is Headed For The Reality Show Trash Bin

LOS ANGELES - Sarah "Snowflake" Palin's daughter Bristol's new reality show Bristol Palin: Life's A Tripp (sic) had its premier. The shows executives were hoping to get 3 to 4 million viewers but it appears that they overestimated a bit as only 4,...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin's Baby Daddy, Levi Johnston And His Pregnant Girlfriend "Sunny" Reveal The Extremely Unusual Name of Their Unborn Baby Girl

Bristol Palin's Baby Daddy, Levi Johnston And His Pregnant Girlfriend "Sunny" Reveal The Extremely Unusual Name of Their Unborn Baby Girl

WASILLA, Alaska - Levi "The Hockey Dude" Johnston, as his ex-future mother-in-law Sarah "The Loose Moose" Palin nicknamed him is back in the celebrity spotlight. Johnston, who is 22, revealed to Macadamia Honeysuckle with LaLaLand Limelight, that...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers Tells Bristol Palin To Go Back To Alaska And Stalk Something Like A Moose, A Caribou, or Nanicka Zapalicka

Joan Rivers Tells Bristol Palin To Go Back To Alaska And Stalk Something Like A Moose, A Caribou, or Nanicka Zapalicka

HOLLYWOOD - Joan Rivers, the "Undisputed Queen of Mean" has some advice for Sarah Palin's oldest daughter Bristol, "Get your Alaskan bottom back on up to the Iceberg State now!" Rivers made her very strong comment on The Ellen DeGeneres Show after...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin Is Depressed - She Leaves Arizona And Returns To Daddy and Mommy Palin's Home In Alaska

Bristol Palin Is Depressed - She Leaves Arizona And Returns To Daddy and Mommy Palin's Home In Alaska

WASILLA, Alaska - Bristol Palin, the eldest daughter of Todd and "Snowflake" Palin really and truly believed that when she finished in third place on Dancing With The Stars that she was going to have all kinds of doors open up to her. Well "Shotgu...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Stages Coup Within Michele Bachmann's Campaign Headquarters

Sarah Palin Stages Coup Within Michele Bachmann's Campaign Headquarters

MINNESOTA - Pundits are calling this the most unexpected political narrative in an already failing presidential hopeful campaign. The GOP contender, Michele Bachmann has been called many names, she's been put on people's 'I wish she wore a witch hat'...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Announces The 12 Celebrities For Season 13

Dancing With The Stars Announces The 12 Celebrities For Season 13

HOLLYWOOD - The twelve contestants who will be appearing on season 13 of Dancing With The Stars have been announced and most are not exactly household names. DWTS Producer Bernadette Penderlicki stated that it is getting harder and harder to get c...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Not Worried About The Mass Exodus of Tea Bag Party Members

Sarah Palin Not Worried About The Mass Exodus of Tea Bag Party Members

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin has admitted privately that her Nationwide Bus Tour did not generate anywhere near the turnout that she and her campaign strategists and advisors had hoped. She said that the media really hammered her on her lack of g...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Replaces Bristol with Lady Gaga; Plans to Use New Daughter as Her Opening Act

Sarah Palin Replaces Bristol with Lady Gaga; Plans to Use New Daughter as Her Opening Act

Sarah Palin announced today that she is disowning her daughter Bristol and replacing her with Lady Gaga. The move is seen as an indication that Palin is about to seriously pursue the Republican nomination for president. "America is undergoing grea...

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