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Funny story: Dumb Brit Wrinkly Finally Discovers Miley Cyrus

Dumb Brit Wrinkly Finally Discovers Miley Cyrus

Breaking news from Broke Britannia - A wrinkly old fart of a cleaner at the UK's Wigan University, Donald Skoob 97, today told us that he'd finally found out who Miley Cyrus is. The doddery old git, who smelled quite strongly of urine and boiled c...

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens And Brenda Song Fight For UK Recognition

Vanessa Hudgens And Brenda Song Fight For UK Recognition

London. Just after breakfast time. - US teen queens Vanessa Hudgens and Brenda Song today walked the streets of London town in a bid to gain recognition in the UK. The pair buried the hatchet in an attempt to crack the UK market, and hung around T...

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens and Brenda Song fighting over Twilight role!

Vanessa Hudgens and Brenda Song fighting over Twilight role!

Teen queens, Vanessa Hudgens and Brenda Song are reportedly feuding because of the Leah Clearwater role in Twilight's highly anticipated follow-up, Eclipse. Brenda and Vanessa, both 20, reportedly want to play Leah Clearwater. The starlets have both...

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens, Brenda Song, And Rob Pattinson Turn Down Parts In Spielberg Pirate Blockbuster

Vanessa Hudgens, Brenda Song, And Rob Pattinson Turn Down Parts In Spielberg Pirate Blockbuster

Consternation in the UK this evening as details filter through that talentless Hollywood teen actors, Brenda Song, Rob Pattinson and Vanessa Hudgens have actually had the temerity to turn down parts in Steven Spielberg's upcoming pirate blockbuster m...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Given Severe Reprimand By Site Administrators

Spoof Writer Given Severe Reprimand By Site Administrators

An unnamed writer for TheSpoof.com was today issued with the sternest warning available to site administrators. The Spoof writer was accused of pandering for points by inviting readers to view stories featuring Hollywood teen idols whom he had nev...

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens And Brenda Song Kidnapped By Pirates - Rob Pattinson Too; Panic In Hollywood

Vanessa Hudgens And Brenda Song Kidnapped By Pirates - Rob Pattinson Too; Panic In Hollywood

In the 'Oh my GOD!' with hand covering mouth stakes, it doesn't come much more 'Oh my GOD!' than this. This evening, teen queens Vanessa Hudgens and Brenda Song were abducted in broad lamplight by a pirate raiding party on Hollywood Boulevard, in...

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Funny story: Teen queens, Vanessa Hudgens & Brenda Song cast in Twilight's Eclipse

Teen queens, Vanessa Hudgens & Brenda Song cast in Twilight's Eclipse

Vanessa Hudgens and Brenda Song have been recently cast in Twilight's third movie Eclipse. Vanessa and Brenda, both 20, reportedly have a major part in the third movie a source has revealed. Vanessa will portray Lauren Mallory, who is a silver blonde...

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Funny story: Brenda Song & Selena Gomez named the new Marilyn Monroes

Brenda Song & Selena Gomez named the new Marilyn Monroes

Teen queens, Brenda Song and Selena Gomez have been recently named the new Marilyn Monroes of their generation. The starlets have not done any serious steamy photo shoots yet, but have showed interest in becoming sex symbols. Earlier this week, B...

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Funny story: Brenda Song & Keith Richards to Kick Off Collaboration Nude at Central Park

Brenda Song & Keith Richards to Kick Off Collaboration Nude at Central Park

Central Park, New York -- Publicists for both Keith Richards and Brenda Song are confirming Internet rumors that the two plan a nude photo shoot, whilst ice skating together, for the cover of the duo's upcoming collaborative album. "I'm just sooo...

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Funny story: Brenda Song, Rob Pattinson Stories To Be Banned In UK

Brenda Song, Rob Pattinson Stories To Be Banned In UK

Here in the UK, media watchers have been baffled by a flood of press releases relating to alleged 'teen queen' Brenda Song, and somebody called Rob Pattinson. The Press Council of Great Britain has intervened on behalf of journalists and spoofolog...

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Funny story: Brenda Song, Rob Pattinson to appear nude on Magazine Cover

Brenda Song, Rob Pattinson to appear nude on Magazine Cover

Teen queen, Brenda Song and Twilight star Rob Pattinson are reportedly set to appear nude on the cover of a magazine. Song's front will be covered with a bed sheet, but her bare back will be fully exposed. Pattinson on the other hand may appear fully...

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Funny story: Teen queen, Brenda Song & Rob Pattinson Dating

Teen queen, Brenda Song & Rob Pattinson Dating

Brenda and Rob, both 20, are set to star in the upcoming indie film, Burning Star. The pair have been seen on a date and apparently, they been seeing each other for several months. The pair reportedly wear matching rings, and have kept their relat...

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Funny story: Brenda Song & Rob Pattinson vow to stay virgins till marriage!

Brenda Song & Rob Pattinson vow to stay virgins till marriage!

Teen queen, Brenda Song and Twilight hottie Rob Pattinson have vowed to stay virgins till marriage. The teen sensations wear purity rings, Brenda and Rob, both 19, reportedly wear metal bands on their fingers to symbolize. Rob thinks of it as, "a pro...

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Funny story: Teen queen, Brenda Song & Rob Pattinson spotted on a date!

Teen queen, Brenda Song & Rob Pattinson spotted on a date!

Teen queen, Brenda Song and Twilight hottie Rob Pattinson have been spotted on a romantic date in Studio City, Hollywood. Earlier this week, Brenda was seen at Rob's new $3 million apartment in Tribeca. The stars shared an ice cream bowl. The paparaz...

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Funny story: Teen queen, Brenda Song and Rob Pattinson spotted kissing!

Teen queen, Brenda Song and Rob Pattinson spotted kissing!

Teen queen, Brenda Song and teen heartthrob Rob Pattinson have been spotted at Central Park in Manhattan. The two teen sensations were earlier spotted at Barney's and Saks Fifth Avenue, were Brenda reportedly bought a purse costing over $100,000 at...

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Funny story: Teen queen, Brenda Song & Rob Pattinson: Set to Appear Nude!

Teen queen, Brenda Song & Rob Pattinson: Set to Appear Nude!

Teen icons, Brenda Song and Rob Pattinson are set to appear semi-nude in their new indie film, "Burning Star". The film is about a young adult couple who are struggling emotionally an insider has spilled that there will be a semi-nude scene. The...

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Funny story: Brenda Song & Rob Pattinson To star in Indie film, ''Burning Star''

Brenda Song & Rob Pattinson To star in Indie film, ''Burning Star''

Brenda Song and Rob Pattinson are set to star together in a new porn independent film called, "Burning Star". The new couple would like to appear in serious films for 20 year olds. Pattinson has one other movie to shoot and Song has one more seas...

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