Crappers: 03/17/2008 Today congress is considering a bill to fight global warming today. The bill will cover every single aspects of your life. The tax will add another $2.00 per gallon of gasoline, diesel, kerosene, and heating oil. Also included in...
U.S. Congress has advised the citizens of the U.S. that a new tax is in the works and will begin immediately. Rep. Rich Mann stated that this new tax should bring forth extra money needed to expand military needs and allow Congress members to receive...
On Monday, the United States Supreme Court ordered the Crusty Crab restaurant, and specifically, the sole proprietor thereof, one Eugene Crabs, to provide equal access to land based, oxygen breathing patrons.
In what is surely the most sensational discovery of the year, a half-man half-fish has been found alive and well, breathing and living his life at the bottom of the Marinas Trench, in the eastern Pacific Ocean.
Is Breathing Safe? Is the question being asked by the world's leading scientists today.
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