Relatives of deceased Blues Guitarist Bo Diddley were amazed to receive a letter offering him the job of CEO of BP. Bo Diddley, who died in 2008, was a rock and roll vocalist, guitarist, songwriter, and inventor. His mother, 110 year old Mo Diddle...
Workers on the gulf coast are refusing to go back into the water after several surprise clams and oysters attack. One man had to be hospitalized after an angry clam got a hold of his "Willie" and would not let go. Several co-workers tried in v...
Breaking news: A brand new, totally separate oil disaster is unfolding off the coast of Louisiana. Monday night, a small boat hit an oil wellhead knocking the top off and allowing a geyser of oil and/or natural gas to spew 20 feet or more into the ai...
Tony Hayward BP / CEO has been officially exiled to Siberia by President Obama and Russian ex-President Putin is ecstatic to have the chance to wreak revenge on BP and their masterful leaks. After all the ex-CEO of BP's Russian operation did a mig...
London - (Crude News): His 16th century namesake was a favorite 'poodle' and a first cousin once removed of the greatest English monarch ever, Queen Elizabeth 1st. Indeed the first Earl's reputation as a Machiavellian master courtier who always we...
Bloodyvostock - (Crudité News): The possibility of being reunited with failed Russian femme fatale Anna Chapman is almost a perk, of course. But for 'demonised' BP CEO Tony Hayward the chance to see out his notice period manning the company's Sibe...
For those who have been watching the personal drama of BP's CEO, Tony Hayward play out in the media, they will be happy to know that Mr. Hayward has gotten his wish. His life, which he claims was taken from him when the Gulf oil spill threatened to l...
London - (Crude News): It's a sign-if-the-times redundancy package that includes a £10.8 million pension pot accrued during Hayward's 28 years at BP. The supermajor CEO is stepping down this week following dismal performances in front of a Senate...
It was with complete bewilderment that many people woke up to the news that British Telecom is to be summoned to a US congressional hearing to answer claims that they played a pivotal role in the release of the Lockerbie bomber. This is despite the...
EMBATTLED oil giant BP has replaced its Chief Executive with a small yappy dog called George. George will assume immediate and overall control of the day to day running of BP and will take a 'paws on' approach to the handling of the Gulf of Mexico...
BP will officially announce Monday the replacement of CEO Tony Hayward with an American by the name of Bob Dudley. BP is making the switch to put a decidedly hometown face and voice to the oil disaster that threatens to bring the company to its knees...
Everyone expected Tony Hayward, embattled CEO of BP Oil to be fired eventually over his mishandling of the Gulf oil spill, but it was a big surprise when news came out that BP is holding Hayward personally responsible for the cost of the clean up.
Western Isles - (Rotters): The 2000+ tonne MV Hellfire Hebridean Prince Ass was chartered by HM the Queen for a bargain basement rate of £20,000 per day - debited from a BP sinking fund. Its fabulous Libyan livery includes Colonel Gaddafi's person...
John Aribotis of Americablog was the first guy who caught the doctoring photos while studying the live feed being sent in. "First, the picture was showing no leakage at all and they had already admitted that there was at least one. Next, I noticed...
Washington AC/DC - (Whitewash News): A $3 million bung stashed away in Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi's secret Swiss bank account is top of the Senators' talks agenda today. The meeting will quiz Prime Monster David Cameron on B...
BP are hoping that the ban on drilling will be lifted soon, after discovering what appears to be a major oilfield, a hundred miles offshore from Long Beach, California. BP - widely criticised for its handling of the spill in the Gulf Of Mexico - s...
Washington AC/DC - (Crude News): "A rotten, putrid deal between the UK and the Libyan governments!" That's how four US senators have described smoke 'n' mirrors whorsetrading that secured the early release of the Lockerbie bomber. In a damning...
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