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Funny story: Test 'spots anemia danger'

Test 'spots anemia danger'

Liverpool, UK - UK experts say they have found a way of predicting which emergency room patients are going to develop anemia. The technique, according to Dr. Arberbey, uses a photo scanner to measure the light level reflected from their skin, whic...

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Funny story: Drunk Justice: ASBOs, springs and Safaris in London

Drunk Justice: ASBOs, springs and Safaris in London

Frank Miller investigates past and present Police methods of tackling the increase of drunken behaviour on the streets of the UK. Another ASBO You may have heard about the Drunken ASBO launched this week, but this isn't the whole story. In a less publicised initiative, the streets of Newport in Wales have become the arena for a new pilot scheme which about to begin its six month trial.

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Funny story: 'I'm not a vampire', Hillary Clinton claims

'I'm not a vampire', Hillary Clinton claims

The new American Secretary of State Hillary Clinton made the surprising claim that she is not a blood-sucking vampire. Speaking from the White House, as the sun went down over Washington DC, Mrs Clinton said: 'I don't know where these crazy rumors...

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Funny story: Vampire suspected in case of missing blood

Vampire suspected in case of missing blood

The Monroe County Blood Bucket Facility was robbed last night by a pale-skinned vampire just after midnight. The nocturnal thief stole every single container of Type A blood, leading authorities to believe the bloodsucker is in fact Type A himself. I...

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Funny story: Archaeology Journal "Dig, baby, Dig" Announces Jerusalem Find: Jesus Donated Body and Blood

Archaeology Journal "Dig, baby, Dig" Announces Jerusalem Find: Jesus Donated Body and Blood

Who knew that This is My Body and This is My Blood would become not only the words of consecration in the Roman Catholic Liturgy of the Eucharist but also the title of a scientific paper in a professional archaeological journal called: Dig, baby, Dig...

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Funny story: Rays out Spit Red Sox to no Avail

Rays out Spit Red Sox to no Avail

Tampa Bay, FL - UPDATE 1 - Actually, this story comes from St. Petersburg, Florida. It is not clear why the baseball team bears the initials TB on their caps. The TB team lost by two runs. They did manage to out-spit the Red Sox 532 to 345. How...

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Funny story: Love to Love You Baby

Love to Love You Baby

The Vic Sailboat was afloat. Rowers, chained to the floor. Blood-stained chain had badly bruised Kevin's shin; the white bones, exposed. Soon the tendons would snap. The slave driver, whipping the rowers.

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Funny story: New Alternative Energy Source: Your Own Blood!

New Alternative Energy Source: Your Own Blood!

A brand new, efficient fuel for our energy addicted nation - Blood. This new idea is coming straight from the scientists right here in our own city, Hell Hole, Texas!...

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Funny story: A cut above the rest

A cut above the rest

A London Estate Agent has successfully sued a men's magazine after he received a rather nasty paper cut whilst reading the November 2007 issue.

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Funny story: OPEC Out for...Blood?!

OPEC Out for...Blood?!

Leaders of OPEC have been rumored to have had recent meetings on combining their efforts to market and produce a new fossil fuel alternative.

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Funny story: Self-Help Guidance on How to Write a The Spoof! Article (Part One)

Self-Help Guidance on How to Write a The Spoof! Article (Part One)

1. Stand on your head. The flow of blood to your cranium will help the flow of ideas.

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Funny story: Curt Schilling Silences Doubters of Bloody Sock

Curt Schilling Silences Doubters of Bloody Sock

In 2004, Curt Schilling pitched the Boston Red Sox to a World Series victory. He did this with damage to his right foot that caused his socks to fill up with blood. Doubters (read as "Yankee Fans") now believe that the sock was faked to m...

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Funny story: Bill of Rights Updated for the 21st Century

Bill of Rights Updated for the 21st Century

Life is about revisions and change. Just think if we still used leaches to drain the blood of those who are ill. Or if our dictionary were the same dictionary used centuries ago (Of my konnyng that vnneth I it steere). Or if we settled our dispute...

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Funny story: Surgical Procedure Allows Family of Four to Share One Computer

Surgical Procedure Allows Family of Four to Share One Computer

A physician at a major teaching hospital in the Northeast has perfected a relatively simple procedure that allows a family of four to share one computer, one dial-up modem, and one e-mail address without a significant increase in heart rate, blood pr...

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Funny story: New Blood Welcomed in Iraq

New Blood Welcomed in Iraq

The United States is getting ready to send a reply to United Nations Secretary General Kofi Annan's proposal for an expanded UN role in the U.S. Protectorate of Iraq.

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