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Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI Plays April Fool's Joke with a Condom

Pope Benedict XVI Plays April Fool's Joke with a Condom

In a quick visit to the U.S. before Holy Week, Pope Benedict XVI decided to play a little joke. Pope Benedict XVI stopped in several Midwestern cities to voice his support for the Catholic Church's crusade against "reproductive health" and the so...

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Funny story: Contraception Banned To Replenish The Slave Trade

Contraception Banned To Replenish The Slave Trade

While at a banquet in honor of the new "Broken Promises By a President Record", President Obama had one too many and let the real reason as to why America is planning out outlawing contraception slip to the shock of few but delight of many. Allegedl...

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Funny story: Republicans to Pass Sex Tax - Mandate Weekly Sex Testing For Women Only

Republicans to Pass Sex Tax - Mandate Weekly Sex Testing For Women Only

WASHINGTON DC (AP) Late yesterday, Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-Hooterville) announced stiff new legislation that would enact a national sex tax by "sex testing" all women every week. The Congressman explained that women would be require...

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Funny story: Obamacare Church Compromise Carves Out Muff-Diving And Buggery

Obamacare Church Compromise Carves Out Muff-Diving And Buggery

BILLINGSGATE POST - Arguments over the proclamation by President Obama that mandates church affiliated employers provide birth control benefits to their employees reached a high fever pitch in the House of Representatives yesterday as lesbians and ga...

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Funny story: Republicans to Outlaw Birth Control for Single Women

Republicans to Outlaw Birth Control for Single Women

WASHINGTON, D.C. (UPI) Following the recent congressional hearings on the inclusion of birth control pills under health insurance prescription coverage, republican committee members co-sponsored new legislation to address what they called the "religi...

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Funny story: Santorum Prohibits Possession of Birth Control Pills at Campaign Events

Santorum Prohibits Possession of Birth Control Pills at Campaign Events

RED BANK, NJ (AP) Former senator Rick Santorum (R-13th Century) drew criticism from both wings of the political bird yesterday when his campaign spokesman, Cardinal Ignatius Glick, held a news conference to announce that no birth control pills would...

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Funny story: Pope reaches deal with Obama on birth control

Pope reaches deal with Obama on birth control

Washington DC - According to local nuns here, Catholics will not be required to carry birth-control devices in plain-sight when they leave home. In a special ceremony conducted behind closed-doors, a resolution was reached at the White House. Ac...

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Funny story: Durex make worlds smallest condom!

Durex make worlds smallest condom!

Scientists at the worlds leading prophylactic factory have been working night and day to produce a condom that will fit the smallest penis known to mankind. The project has been kept under wraps for many years and has only come to light after an...

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Funny story: Cabinet Minister causes storm in a condom

Cabinet Minister causes storm in a condom

A senior government figure has provoked a storm of indignation from the population of Essex. His remarks were made at a luncheon hosted by a local Family Planning Association. Culture Secretary Jeremy Blunt suggested the bleeding obvious, when he...

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Funny story: George Osborne Proposes '1.9 Children Per Family' Limit

George Osborne Proposes '1.9 Children Per Family' Limit

Conservative Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne has caused outrage in a speech in which he says that, rather than scrapping Child Benefit, he is to put a proposition to the House of Commons that a 'childbirth limit' is to be set, to prevent p...

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Funny story: Condom Cameron strikes again

Condom Cameron strikes again

David Cameron has hit the headlines again in a bold, but controversial move to cut the burgeoning world population by cutting all foreign monetary aid and sending condoms and morning after pills instead, with full instructions on the packets. And no,...

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Funny story: China Moves From "One Baby" to "One Woman" Policy

China Moves From "One Baby" to "One Woman" Policy

China is celebrating thirty years of their one child policy by taking an even harder stance to control their population - shifting to a one woman policy. The one baby principle limits families to just one child, and the government claims to have p...

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Funny story: New Vaginal Gel Prevents Aids, Pregnancy!

New Vaginal Gel Prevents Aids, Pregnancy!

Scientists say they have come up with a vaginal gel that will prevent aids and even pregnancy 100%. "If people will use this gel, it is a big breakthrough", Doctor Alicia Huckaby. "It works in all our tests but it does have a few drawbacks." Fi...

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Funny story: Provincetown, Massachusetts School District To Provide Free Condoms To Six Year Olds

Provincetown, Massachusetts School District To Provide Free Condoms To Six Year Olds

The School District in Provincetown, Mass. has decided to be proactive in preventing unwanted teenage (and pre-teen) pregnancy and the spread of unwanted sexually transmitted diseases. To combat these growing problems among first and second graders,...

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Funny story: New Chinese Birth Control Pills Banned!

New Chinese Birth Control Pills Banned!

A new pill that is cheap and guaranteed not to make you gain weight has been banned by a U.S. Public Health Agency. "There have been thousands of reports already", stated Jean Radcliffe, a spokesperson for the Bradshaw Organization and a retired h...

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Funny story: New Six-Month After Birth Control Pill Allows Kid Back Into Mother

New Six-Month After Birth Control Pill Allows Kid Back Into Mother

Many are hailing a new form of birth control that allows a mother to absorb her six-month old baby back into her womb under doctor's supervision. "It was completely painless", stated Alice Blooberg of Cleveland, Ohio. "I was still all stretched ou...

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Funny story: Abortionists discover "Flickering Babies"

Abortionists discover "Flickering Babies"

Stovington, Vermont - Abortionists in America have discovered that babies are magical creatures that flicker into and out of existence, depending on legislator's laws or women's whims. This shocking, but true report comes from the examination of...

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