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Funny story: Donald Trump Wants To See Condoleezza Rice's Birth Certificate

Donald Trump Wants To See Condoleezza Rice's Birth Certificate

NEW YORK CITY - In the interest of fair play, billionaire talking head, Donald Trump says that if Mitt Romney picks Condoleezza Rice to be his vice-presidential running mate that he will insist on viewing her birth certificate. Political Salad Bar...

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Funny story: President Obama Warns Donald Trump To Drop The Birth Certificate Issue Or Risk Being Deported

President Obama Warns Donald Trump To Drop The Birth Certificate Issue Or Risk Being Deported

PEACHTREE CITY, Georgia - President Obama was in Savannah speaking in the Peach Pit Auditorium before a gathering of the Retired Peach Pickers of Peachtree City. He told them that he was proud of the tremendous job that they had done and told them...

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Funny story: Obama retaliates against Trump, claims Trump's hair made in China

Obama retaliates against Trump, claims Trump's hair made in China

HARFOLD, Vt. - President Obama, obviously tired of Donald Trump's same old accusation that the president was born in Kenya, has fired back with both guns. Mr. Obama's focus of attack centers on Trump's head. "I don't doubt," said Mr. Obama while s...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney to Make Necessary Changes to Son's Birth Certificate

Mitt Romney to Make Necessary Changes to Son's Birth Certificate

Mitt Romney, under increasing pressure to keep certain details about his past a secret, decided to sit down with his son, Matt Romney, and have a chat last week, according to a witness. "First of all, don't talk about Mormons," said the Republican presidential hopeful. "I do not wish to address that issue, so keep quiet! Not even a BYU co-ed joke, do you understand?" His son replied, "Okay,...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Linked To Monty Burns

Mitt Romney Linked To Monty Burns

Shocking footage has emerged showing Mitt Romney hugging, then introducing renowned evil businessman C.Montgomery Burns to an audience of student evil businessman. The videotape, which was filmed in 1974 at the C.Montgomery Burns Evil Businessman...

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Funny story: Nine Obama relatives detained by INS, Obama writes Fatwah

Nine Obama relatives detained by INS, Obama writes Fatwah

The president of the United States wrote a Fatwah against the INS following the detention and threatened deportation of nine close personal relatives. The Obama clan's trouble with immigration authorities began with Zeituni Onyango, Obama's patern...

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Funny story: Obama Demands Donald Trump's Birth Certificate

Obama Demands Donald Trump's Birth Certificate

In a surprising turn of events President Barack Obama has issued a formal request to examine the birth certificate of real estate magnate Donald Trump. The question of Trump's paternity arose recently following the so-called "birther" debate surr...

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Funny story: Donald Trump's Daughter Ivanka Gives Birth To a Baby Girl - President Obama Says He Wants To See The Birth Certificate

Donald Trump's Daughter Ivanka Gives Birth To a Baby Girl - President Obama Says He Wants To See The Birth Certificate

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump is the proud grandfather of a baby girl that his daughter Ivanka and her husband Jared Kushner have named Arabella Rose, after the official Republican flower of Sarah Palin's Tea Bag Party. Little Arabella Rose Kushner...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Says That Now He Wants To See President Barack Obama's 'Little Black Book'

Donald Trump Says That Now He Wants To See President Barack Obama's 'Little Black Book'

MANHATTAN - Donald Trump, the host of Celebrity Apprentice continues to strive to remain in the national spotlight. He emailed the president and told him that he would now like to see his little black book. Trump is still embarrassed as hell af...

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Funny story: Celebrity Apprentice: The Three Black Women Are Out! - NeNe Leakes Quits, And Donald Trump Fires La Toya Jackson and Star Jones

Celebrity Apprentice: The Three Black Women Are Out! - NeNe Leakes Quits, And Donald Trump Fires La Toya Jackson and Star Jones

NEW YORK CITY - In a move that some television media critics are calling highly "interesting," the three Black women who were left on Celebrity Apprentice are all now gone. And many are wondering if that is simply just one heck of a coincidence or...

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Funny story: Births deaths and marriages

Births deaths and marriages

An unreal life on an the imaginary planet of Dreamworld. In an unprecedented sequence of events, Dreamworld has been set rocking by three astounding occurrences, a marriage, a birth and a death on three consecutive days. This is all so incredibly funny for our cynical members. In the first event, the son of a rugby captain was wed to an unknown person in a congruous display of mind contro...

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Funny story: White, Brown, Yellow And Czechs Offended By Obama Birth Certificate Listing Father As "African"

White, Brown, Yellow And Czechs Offended By Obama Birth Certificate Listing Father As "African"

The latest edition of the Barack Obama birth certificate docu-drama inexplicably defines the race of Barack Obama's Kenyan father as "African." There are two problems with this. First and foremost, in 1961, the year Barack was born, political c...

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Funny story: Barack Obama Demands To See Donald Trumps Toupee Receipts

Barack Obama Demands To See Donald Trumps Toupee Receipts

President Bacack Obama, sick and tired of the recent birth certificate debacle, has decided to get even with Donald Trump. At a recent fund raising dinner, he demanded that the billionaire show the world his toupee receipts. "I showed everyone my...

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Funny story: Critics Unsatisfied With Obama's Birth Certificate Revelation Now Demand Shot Records

Critics Unsatisfied With Obama's Birth Certificate Revelation Now Demand Shot Records

"Birthers" and other critics of U.S. President Barack Obama are upset that his birth certificate revelation this week has shut down their arguements and conspiracy theories. Undaunted, the group is seeking other avenues to remove "this country's wor...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Now Wants To See A Copy Of President Barack Obama and Michelle Obama's Marriage License

Donald Trump Now Wants To See A Copy Of President Barack Obama and Michelle Obama's Marriage License

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump who has suddenly become the GOP front runner for the 2012 presidential campaign is not content with having seen President Obama's birth certificate. The man known simply as "The Hairdo" now wants to see the president a...

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Funny story: Donald Trump States That The Fact That He Forced President Obama To Reveal His Birth Certificate Means That He Should Be The Next President

Donald Trump States That The Fact That He Forced President Obama To Reveal His Birth Certificate Means That He Should Be The Next President

DOVER, Delaware - Donald "Mr. Hairdo" Trump has claimed victory by saying that he has accomplished what Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, Sarah Palin, and Chuck Norris couldn't and that is to get President Barack Obama to release his birth...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Now Wants To See President Obama's 'Dental Records'

Donald Trump Now Wants To See President Obama's 'Dental Records'

NEW YORK CITY - Not content with having seen President Barack Obama's birth certificate Donald Trump is now asking to see the presidents dental records. It appears that Mr. Trump just happens to have way too much free time on his hands. Vice Presi...

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