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Beauty Pageant Tells Miss Colombia To Start Wearing Panties or She'll Get Disqualified

Funny story: Beauty Pageant Tells Miss Colombia To Start Wearing Panties or She'll Get Disqualified

SAO PAULO, Brazil - The 2011 Pageant has already encountered its very first piece of controversy (no pun intended). According to the pageant's president Pandora "Dimples" Slickpizzle, the contestant identified as Catalinita "La Bonita" Robayo and...

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'Some blond contestants have rubbish hair' as Miss USA 2011 shots released

Funny story: 'Some blond contestants have rubbish hair' as Miss USA 2011 shots released

Las Vegas - An abandoned rats' nest teetering on foreclosure is how critics of pageant coiffure have summed up some contestants' hairdos ahead of this year's Fathers Day extravaganza. "That backcombed peroxide big hair look is still incredibly pop...

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Viewers of 'Toddlers and Tiaras' Upset with Marilyn Manson Costume

Funny story: Viewers of 'Toddlers and Tiaras' Upset with Marilyn Manson Costume

A New Jersey mother, who previously dressed her 2-year old daughter in Wonder Woman and Madonna outfits complete with pointy cones, is taking more heat for the latest costume her now 3-year old daughter will be wearing in next season's Toddlers and T...

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Miss Nude Universe pageant gets underway

Funny story: Miss Nude Universe pageant gets underway

Desperate to win the crown many of this years top-bet beauty pageant contestants have gone topless. Photos of these contestants, nude, with nothing but body paint have appeared all over the Internet. Pageant CEO Donny "Comb-over' Frump pouted:...

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Isle of Wight News - Annual Beauty Pageant Winner Named

Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Annual Beauty Pageant Winner Named

Newchurch - Local beauties paraded this week in the annual Garlic Festival beauty pageant. The pageant has been a source of controversy at it is now being held only every other year causing some to complain that it should not be advertised as an annual event. Mayor Tom Shovel defends the practice as not being untruthful as the Garlic Festival continues to be an annual event. "The Annual...

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Stripper poles now allowed in pageants

Funny story: Stripper poles now allowed in pageants

It's been a controversial issue for a while amongst pageant insiders, judges, and competitors all over the United States and bordering neighbors, Canada and Mexico. Starting in 2005 with a request from 4-year old Sophia Clarkman's mother, Jane C...

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Donald Trump To Miss California: "You're Fired! Give Me Your Sash and Tiara"

Funny story: Donald Trump To Miss California: "You're Fired! Give Me Your Sash and Tiara"

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump's support of Carrie Prejean, the reigning Miss California has gone out the window. The Trumpster dumped her in the dumpster like a hot tamale. An aide to Mr. Trump, who owns the Miss USA Pageant, said that he overheard...

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Susan Boyle comes in second at Miss England contest

Funny story: Susan Boyle comes in second at Miss England contest

Angie Beasley, the organiser of the Miss England contest, has reminded young women in Oxfordshire that size does not matter when it comes to taking part in the Miss Oxford contest, which is being backed by the Oxford Mail. She mentions the name Susan...

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