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Funny story: Gormless consumer behaviour on show as Pop does, in fact, continue to eat itself

Gormless consumer behaviour on show as Pop does, in fact, continue to eat itself

There was brief excitement today as some band got into the charts with a song that sounded a bit like a good song that an older band did years ago but everyone had forgotten about. Both songs contain a reasonably catchy riff and a decent chorus, a...

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Funny story: 60's Pop Combo The Applejacks To Form Lottery Syndicate

60's Pop Combo The Applejacks To Form Lottery Syndicate

The 1960's pop combo from Solihull in the West Midlands, the Applejacks, who had a monster 60's hit with 'Tell Me When' have announced that they are to form a National Lottery Syndicate. Initially, it is thought that the syndicate will only involv...

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Funny story: Girls Aloud Back Without Cheryl

Girls Aloud Back Without Cheryl

Girls Aloud have confirmed they are ready to record their next album without Cheryl Cole. The four less famous members, Sarah Harding, Kimberley Walsh, Nadine Coyle and the other one have admitted they can't wait around forever to see whether Cher...

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Funny story: Liam Keeps Beady Eye On Album Sales

Liam Keeps Beady Eye On Album Sales

Shy and retiring Ex-Oasis singer Liam Gallagher told fans to be patient this week as his new band 'Beady Eye' released their debut album 'Different Gear,Still Speeding' this week. 'The Music Press made a big deal of our first single bombing but what the F**k Do They Know?' said Liam. ' They're a set of W*****s the F*****g lot of 'em. The B*****d B***bags haven't got a clue. I'm the best F*****g...

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Funny story: Apparently, are alive. Selena Gomez's ex?

Apparently, are alive. Selena Gomez's ex?

On entering the concert hall, I was enveloped in a screaming mass of hormonal teenagers and middle aged mid-life crisis suffering adults. The dreadful wannabe screaming of the so called band could be heard, I was sure, from China. Bracing a look at the anatomies clashing in a throb of a so called 'mosh-pit', and trying hard not to stare at the sheep of familiar dressed emos, I hurried through...

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Funny story: Russell Brand starts band called Heroin

Russell Brand starts band called Heroin

Bad boy Russell Brand ,who is on the heels of quitting his BBC radio show after an outcry of complaints about his indecent behaviour, has a new project. Brand is now the lead singer of a band called Heroin. The catch? Everyone in the band is a heroi...

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Funny story: They're Getting the Band Back Together!

They're Getting the Band Back Together!

Madison, Wisconsin (The Badger Herald) - Ignoring an indefinite suspension that stemmed from allegations of severe misconduct, the University of Wisconsin Marching Badger Band has decided to re-form as the Band Formerly Known as the University of Wis...

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Funny story: Hefner Dumps Girlfriend, Scouts New Prospects at Band Camp

Hefner Dumps Girlfriend, Scouts New Prospects at Band Camp

Long time Hugh Hefner girlfriend and former Playmate, Holly Madison, has been kicked to the curb after her rumored spit swapping session with mediocre Las Vegas magician, Chris Angel. Madison, along with two other "girlfriends" had been publicly jo...

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Funny story: Wisconsin Marching Band Suspended Indefinitely

Wisconsin Marching Band Suspended Indefinitely

Madison, Wisconsin (Daily Badger Staff Reporter) - The University of Wisconsin marching band has been disbanded indefinitely due to "extracurricular conduct unbecoming a marching band". Prior to Saturday night's matchup versus Big Ten football r...

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Funny story: The S & M Band are Banned

The S & M Band are Banned

A group of students from Portsmouth were going to launch a band that sang about conspiracy theories. Commonly known as the "Drab Four" because of their geek-like appearance, they planned to make their debut next week.

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Funny story: Local boy with no musical talent proclaims local band "a bunch of assholes".

Local boy with no musical talent proclaims local band "a bunch of assholes".

Stan Mendes, A local unattractive awkward boy with no musical talent referred to well groomed popular indie act Slersh as "a bunch of no talent overrated pretty boys". He later reaffirmed his anti band stance, saying: "The whole scene...

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Funny story: Scissor Sisters new album all the rage

Scissor Sisters new album all the rage

The Scissor Sisters are the producers of the hit song "Don't feel like dancing." This song has hit the top of the charts in several countries across the globe.

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Funny story: U2 Member "The Edge" Changes Guitar Lick From "Plunka-plunka-plunka-plunka" To: "Plunka-plunka-STRUM-plunka"

U2 Member "The Edge" Changes Guitar Lick From "Plunka-plunka-plunka-plunka" To: "Plunka-plunka-STRUM-plunka"

Dublin - "The Edge," guitar player for the mega-hit band "U2" announced today that he had finally found a new guitar lick.

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Funny story: N'Sync: Boy Bands and the Lamers Who Love Them

N'Sync: Boy Bands and the Lamers Who Love Them

...All right, who let the Boys From Brazil in? Every once in a while I think, "Well, we can't get much lower than this." Then some fucker proves me wrong, thus horrifying me into a coma. N'Sync is just one example of this phenomenon. The Backstreet Boys also exemplify it. However, both Boy Bands are interchangeable. Yes, I am lumping them together. No, that's not a v...

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Funny story: Babes to Split

Babes to Split

One of Britains most succesful girl bands the Sugabaes are to split under a cloud of controversy. The group have been plagued with so-called rumours since newest band member Heidi Range joined in 2000.

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