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Funny story: Vehicle accessories

Vehicle accessories

For women, accessories relate to dress and include such items as bows, tiaras, necklaces, bracelets, pins, rings, anklets, purses, shoes, and men with thick wallets. For men, accessories relate to vehicles, and include hubcaps, rims, wheels, racing stripes, cabin-mounted rifle racks, decals, and truck balls. Although men accessorize both cars and trucks, the latter are often decorated with raci...

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Funny story: Erotica: How to Know It When You See It

Erotica: How to Know It When You See It

According to some, erotica is what women, who lack the balls to refer to it by its real name, call pornography. However, they contend that erotica differs from porn in that it is ofter, warmer, fuzzier, and feels better on the lips and tongue than pornography tends to feel. Characteristics Some individuals also contend that a number of its characteristics further define erotica, distingu...

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Funny story: Michele Bachmann to Obama: Grow some balls...and a moustache!

Michele Bachmann to Obama: Grow some balls...and a moustache!

ROSEVILLE MN (ABSNN) - Republican congresswoman Michele Bachmann challenged President Obama's "Genius" foreign policy and said the President should "grow some balls and kick some A-rab ass," Saturday during a speech in this suburb of St. Paul, MN.

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Funny story: Ex-Redskin Player Says He Was Offered $25,000 To Disable Peyton Manning, Tony Romo!

Ex-Redskin Player Says He Was Offered $25,000 To Disable Peyton Manning, Tony Romo!

A former football middle linebacker told the press today that he and other players on the team were offered cash bonuses to knock key players on the other teams out of the game and out for the season if possible. Although he would only talk to two...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp Promises Fans 'Raand' Balls If He Becomes England's Manager!

Harry Redknapp Promises Fans 'Raand' Balls If He Becomes England's Manager!

Harry Redknapp promised fans yesterday that if he becomes the next England manager he will be inspecting the balls to be used for England's matches personally to ensure they are the same round shape as was used when England won the World Cup in 1966.

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Funny story: Aspartame Boy hospitalized - no one cares

Aspartame Boy hospitalized - no one cares

Phoenix, AZ - After a skirmish outside U.N. headquarters, Aspartame Boy, our reporter on the science beat, was grossly injured after being brushed off by a Ms. Knotshohot, who claims she was being followed and bothered by Aspartame Boy. Police wer...

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Funny story: Steve Davis not Ginger

Steve Davis not Ginger

Snooker legend Steve Davis has sensationally revealed he dyes his hair ginger. The popular potter who won a lot of matches way back said 'I needed an angle. Ray Reardon looked like Dracula, Dennis Taylor had his comedy glasses and Alex Higgins wa...

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Funny story: Blue Square Conference to adopt Smart Balls

Blue Square Conference to adopt Smart Balls

The Blue Square Conference, non-league's highest tier, is to lead the way with new 'Smart Balls'. Made by Fila, these balls are the latest in intelligent sports gear. As well as being perfectly spherical, the balls promise to aid referees in some...

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Funny story: Gay Man Photographed Pumping Little Boys Balls

Gay Man Photographed Pumping Little Boys Balls

A gay man in the local village was pictured in the local paper this week furiously pumping a little boys balls at the side of the road. Larry Sabu, 20, was cruising along in his mother's Fiat Panda when he spotted a child in distress. "Upon see...

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Funny story: Adopt a Bollock

Adopt a Bollock

Adopt a Bollock is a new recognized charitable organization which came into being when it was discovered that many men, with testicular cancer, were unable to raise the money to pay for treatment. Men diagnosed with testicular cancer, have their bollock or bollocks photographed and the photographs can be viewed on www.adoptabollock.come . You are free to chose whichever bollock you wish to spo...

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Funny story: An Off-Color Christmas Album - Carol #1: I'm Rolling My Balls in Sugar

An Off-Color Christmas Album - Carol #1: I'm Rolling My Balls in Sugar

I'm Rolling My Balls in Sugar I'm rolling my balls in sugar The perfect Christmas gift To send to all my lovely friends It gives them quite a lift I soak them in a bit of rum And dry them overnight Then roll in sugar and wrap them, To make them taste just right. My balls are always the right size To pop right in your mouth Just make sure you don't eat them all Or you could end up...

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Funny story: Ashley Cole Humbled After Crotch Cricket Discovered to Have World's Largest Testicles Relative to Body Mass!

Ashley Cole Humbled After Crotch Cricket Discovered to Have World's Largest Testicles Relative to Body Mass!

A government funded study said to have cost $millions has discovered that a Cricket has the world's largest pair of testicles in comparison to it's body mass, a discovery said to have come as a shock to Tabloid Readers. The Bush Cricket (no pun in...

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Funny story: Bushcrickets surpass Negro men as the species with the biggest "balls"!

Bushcrickets surpass Negro men as the species with the biggest "balls"!

A species of Bushcricket has caused "alarm-balls" to ring amongst boasting negro men; it's been discovered that the "balls" of the bushcrickets are many more times larger than a negroes in comparison. Black men boast about the size of their "piece...

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Funny story: Cricket Sports Largest Testicles

Cricket Sports Largest Testicles

The humble bushcricket has been clicking so much over the centuries because, in proportion to body weight, it has the largest testicles per body mass in the world at 13.8%. A human equivalent would have two tyres between his legs. However, these g...

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Funny story: Jorge Posada: I just didn't realize man

Jorge Posada: I just didn't realize man

Jorge Posada, catcher for the New York Yankees, admitted in a recent interview that he automatically reaches and scratches his crotch without even realizing it. "I have been a catcher all of my career, and all of that getting up and down, behind the...

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Funny story: Google encourages surfers to touch their balls

Google encourages surfers to touch their balls

It's true, I kid you not. It's all over the internet and it's the hot news being tweeted by the tweeple on tweet. Even celebs are in on the act. Celebrity brain box and quite interesting front man, Stephen Fry, has even been getting his tweets o...

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Funny story: Govt to ban painful practice of ball-clamping

Govt to ban painful practice of ball-clamping

The painful practice of ball-clamping, whereby if somebody loiters in the same spot for more than an hour his testicles are clamped and he must pay a fee to have them released, is to be banned. The practice sprung up during the 1990s, as councils...

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