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Funny story: Ross Kemp Favourite For Lead Role In New 'Kojak' Movie

Ross Kemp Favourite For Lead Role In New 'Kojak' Movie

Casting has started in Hollywood for the new 'Kojak' movie, hotly tipped to be the blockbuster movie of summer 2010. Kojak, originally starred baldy actor Telly Savalas as a lollipop sucking NYPD detective whose catchphrase was: "Who loves ya baby...

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Funny story: Baldness calculator has millions of hits in a day.

Baldness calculator has millions of hits in a day.

'Herr Hair' is a new calculator launched by a German company to predict the amounts of hair loss and more importantly, when and what rate. Programme users are asked to state their age, marital status, occupation, if there is any history of hair lo...

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Funny story: Bald Headed Man Attacked By Cat

Bald Headed Man Attacked By Cat

Memphis Tn - Completely bald Cletus Presley was today recovering in hospital in Memphis after being savagely attacked by his own pet cat. The cat, named Duke, after the late actor John Wayne was described by neighbors as being an ornery critter.

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Funny story: Obama Statue Going Bald

Obama Statue Going Bald

Chicago, Il - A statue of President Barrack Obama, erected in honor of his victory party here in Millennium Park, is going bald just four months after it was installed. The head of the bronze seven foot statue, depicting President Obama standing...

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Funny story: Man On Bus In Baldness Shock

Man On Bus In Baldness Shock

There was drama in a West Midlands town this afternoon, when a passenger travelling on a bus realised, to his horror, that he was in an advanced state of baldness. The man, who cannot be named due to embarrassment reasons, was sitting on the 126...

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Funny story: Santa is bald!

Santa is bald!

Paparazzi pictures from Lapland have shown that Santa Claus is balder than a politician's lie. The spirit of Christmas was spotted pottering in his garden prior to his busiest day of the year, tending his marigolds wearing a Dolci and Gabana red s...

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Funny story: Diane Abbott's Hairline Receding Fast

Diane Abbott's Hairline Receding Fast

There was drama at the BBC TV studios last night, when This Week host Andrew Neil told his regular political pundit guest, Labour MP Diane Abbott, that her hairline was receding faster than that of ex-Tory Michael Portillo. Abbott looked embarrass...

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Funny story: Bald Melon Shopper Gets Head Thumped

Bald Melon Shopper Gets Head Thumped

Toronto - 42 year old Wilbert Roscoe got his head thumped this week while shopping for watermelons at Kensington Market. Mr. Taylor who is heavy set and bald was leaning over a bin of seedless watermelons and was thumping them for freshness when anot...

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Funny story: Official Go Bald For Baldies Week 2008

Official Go Bald For Baldies Week 2008

This week is the traditional 'Go Bald For Baldies week' where people shave off their hair to become bald, to support those who are naturally bald.

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Funny story: Slaphead stars to reveal all

Slaphead stars to reveal all

Veteran rocker Ronnie Wood is amongst a host of stars who are to doff their wigs for charity.

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Funny story: Bald man arrested

Bald man arrested

Former home secretary has been arrested today after being stopped by the police for indecently exposing his head in public.

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Funny story: Britney Spears to World: "Stop Finding Me So Interesting, Go Read Warren Ellis's NEXTWAVE"

Britney Spears to World: "Stop Finding Me So Interesting, Go Read Warren Ellis's NEXTWAVE"

It's happened - Britney Spears has finally come up with an alternative to herself. The damaged girl, who the media and internet seem intent on damaging even more, has asked the people of the world to go and read NEXTWAVE instead of bothering her...

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Funny story: Panda love: A shocking expose!!

Panda love: A shocking expose!!

Shanghai- Ever since the People's Republic of China decided it wasn't actually Communist, but instead a voracious capitalistic beast, money has flowed effortlessly from the state coffers and into the pockets of a new class of Chinese super ri...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Bald

Britney Spears Bald

OOPS! Britney you did it again.

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Funny story: Wig Wearing Britney Spears Back in Rehab After Wild Week

Wig Wearing Britney Spears Back in Rehab After Wild Week

A wig wearing Britney Spears checked back into a Los Angeles rehab center today for treatment. Unfortunately for those who saw her, it was not the right kind of wig. The former pop princess casually strolled into the facility wearing the toupee wor...

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Funny story: Britney Spears In Syrup Sensation

Britney Spears In Syrup Sensation

Britney Spears was seen out and about days after shaving her head but wearing a syrup.

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Funny story: Justin Timberlake Says "Britney Shaved Her Head Bald For Me"

Justin Timberlake Says "Britney Shaved Her Head Bald For Me"

Justin Timberlake, entertainer, singer, and former boyfriend of Britney Spears, admitted today that Britney shaved her head to be closer to him. "It's an obsession with her," he said. "I shave my head, so she has to shave her head. I pull off Jane...

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