Showing:

Funny satire stories about assault

Try another search?

Funny story: Wiltshire police to charge door frame with assault of woman in custody

Wiltshire police to charge door frame with assault of woman in custody

A Wiltshire door frame is expected to be charged with the actual bodily harm of a woman in custody after a policeman previously imprisoned for the act, was found not guilty on appeal. Sgt Mark Andrews, of Wiltshire Police, was filmed ushering Pame...

Read full story
Funny story: Vote for Rand Paul or Southern Boys Will Step on Your Head

Vote for Rand Paul or Southern Boys Will Step on Your Head

Republican nominee Rand Paul finally apologized to the protestor seen in a UTube video with a Rand supporter stepping on a woman's head and pinning her to the ground. The apology came after the video became viral and Paul was forced to make a state...

Read full story
Funny story: British justice saves the day by molly-coddling yobs! Evil teenage thugs who tortured helpless autistic boy for 17 days released by judge because they "said sorry"

British justice saves the day by molly-coddling yobs! Evil teenage thugs who tortured helpless autistic boy for 17 days released by judge because they "said sorry"

The evidence was there for all to see. A gang of 3 evil teens - used a mobile phone to film themselves carrying out depraved assaults on their 17-year-old autistic victim - who suffers from Asperger's syndrome. In a sickening spree of violence the...

Read full story
Funny story: Porky Pig Gets Be-dee Be-dee B-Beaten Up

Porky Pig Gets Be-dee Be-dee B-Beaten Up

Police were called to the Six Flags Great America Park in Illinois to investigate a reported beating of the Porky Pig character by two off-duty park workers. There was some kind of beef (no pun intended) between the parties that resulted in the...

Read full story
Funny story: Man with Big Mouth Assaulted by Man with Small Penis

Man with Big Mouth Assaulted by Man with Small Penis

Miami, FL - Here's a tip. If you are going to insult someone who carries a police baton, you better be sure you have someone watching your back. A male airport security officer is accused of assaulting a fellow employee with a police baton because he...

Read full story
Funny story: Woman drinking fizzy orange Tango'd by police officer

Woman drinking fizzy orange Tango'd by police officer

A police sergeant at the G20 protests in London hit a woman who was holding an orange fizzy drink, twice with his steel baton because he thought the woman was a threat. The woman had just taken a drink of her orange fizzy drink,when she was sudde...

Read full story
Funny story: Jack and Jill in Domestic Dispute: Jack Hospitalized

Jack and Jill in Domestic Dispute: Jack Hospitalized

Mother Goose Land (AP) - The community was shocked today when a tragic accident befell well-known local couple Jack and Jill. Jack and Jill, sources say went up the hill. Their evident purpose: to fetch a pail of water. Witnesses say they did thi...

Read full story
Funny story: Marlon King's Agent Hints At Man United Deal

Marlon King's Agent Hints At Man United Deal

Disgraced former Wigan striker, Marlon King's agent has hinted that upon his client's release from a custodial sentence, a well known coach is eager to gain his signature. Marlon King was jailed last month for punching 20 year old student Emily Ca...

Read full story
Funny story: Amy Winehouse Cleared of Assault - Shit Didn't Hit Fan

Amy Winehouse Cleared of Assault - Shit Didn't Hit Fan

Amy Winehouse has been cleared of assaulting a dancer in a charity ball in central London last year. Miss Winehouse was found not guilty after it was revealed was that she was drunk, the person she was alleged to have hit was drunk and most of the...

Read full story
Funny story: BGT's Shaun Smith Assaulted By Crazy Man

BGT's Shaun Smith Assaulted By Crazy Man

He wowed everybody with his impeccable interpretation of classic soul song 'Ain't No Sunshine' and had the judges positively salivating, but for young rugby player Shaun Smith, it was the start of a nightmare. As the jubilant youngster returned to...

Read full story
Funny story: Alleged Mourinho assault investigated

Alleged Mourinho assault investigated

Inter Milan manager Jose Mourinho was being investigated by Greater Manchester Police today, after allegedly assaulting himself after the Champions' League match at Old Trafford. Witnesses said they heard Mourinho shout to himself: 'I am the chose...

Read full story
Funny story: Women assualts man after badly told joke

Women assualts man after badly told joke

A women assaulted a man in a pub after she over heard him telling a sexist joke to his surrounding friends in London pub. Florence Woodhall (age 39) leaped across the table of My Fathers Moustache, a small pub in Camden London, punching Steven Dow...

Read full story
Funny story: Steven Gerrard Nicked Over Night Club Assault Shennanighans

Steven Gerrard Nicked Over Night Club Assault Shennanighans

Liverpool FC Captain Steven Gerrard was reportedly arrested last night following allegations of assault in a Southport nightclub. Rumours that he was out drinking with fellow Liverpudlian Joey Barton have yet to be confirmed. The only informati...

Read full story
Funny story: Necktie bandits wanted for wave of assaults

Necktie bandits wanted for wave of assaults

Police reports regarding so-called "necktie bandits" have been flooding emergency phone centers as the rise of assaults on businessmen have been increasing around cities' financial districts. Assailants are grabbing the neckties of passersby and f...

Read full story
Funny story: Frathouse Mu Sigma Nu Beta Kappa Shut Down for Gender Assault!

Frathouse Mu Sigma Nu Beta Kappa Shut Down for Gender Assault!

Media majors' mens' fraternity MSNBC has been shut down after its frequent and vulgar attacks on one particularly smart and assertive woman.

Read full story
Funny story: Mark Lowton Indicted on Brutality Charges

Mark Lowton Indicted on Brutality Charges

Wealthy and powerful newspaper mogul Mark Lowton was indicted yesterday by Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. Mark was represented by former O.J. lawyer Robert Shapiro.

Read full story
Funny story: 13-year-old Boy Jailed For Robbery & Assault In Legal Wrangling Mess

13-year-old Boy Jailed For Robbery & Assault In Legal Wrangling Mess

A 13-year-old boy who violently assaulted and robbed a 14-year-old classmate, has been given an 8-year jail sentence at the Old Bailey.

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more