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Funny story: Madonna and Angelina Jolie to club together to buy Haiti

Madonna and Angelina Jolie to club together to buy Haiti

Both Madonna and Angelina Jolie have tried to help some of the unfortunate victims of the Haiti earthquake in 2010 by taking them into their own families through the adoption process. Madonna's application has been flatly refused, whilst Jolie's i...

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Funny story: Adopt a Bollock

Adopt a Bollock

Adopt a Bollock is a new recognized charitable organization which came into being when it was discovered that many men, with testicular cancer, were unable to raise the money to pay for treatment. Men diagnosed with testicular cancer, have their bollock or bollocks photographed and the photographs can be viewed on www.adoptabollock.come . You are free to chose whichever bollock you wish to spo...

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Funny story: Joy in Beverly Hills As Suri Reunites with Katie & Tom Cruise & Drops Acrimonious Divorce Suit In Exchange for Extravagent Christmas Presents!

Joy in Beverly Hills As Suri Reunites with Katie & Tom Cruise & Drops Acrimonious Divorce Suit In Exchange for Extravagent Christmas Presents!

Hundreds of Follywood stars who collect children like Mike Vick used to collect pet dogs, breathed a sigh of relief today as Suri Holmes-Cruise dropped her divorce suit seeking separate maintenance and 'her own life' that could have set a dangerous...

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Funny story: John has Semen Transplant Child

John has Semen Transplant Child

John John and his husband Fred Furnish revealed today they are expecting their first child. John, who had a hair transplant in the 70's, told journalists he was forced to undergo a semen transplant enthusiastically donated by his close friend Gra...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Has Just Adopted A Baby Girl From Africa and A Baby Boy From Arizona

Osama Bin Laden Has Just Adopted A Baby Girl From Africa and A Baby Boy From Arizona

KARACHI, Pakistan - In a move that has news reporters, war correspondents, and the international media all shaking their heads Osama Bin Laden has made a surprisingly unbelievable announcement. Speaking from an undisclosed camel hoof repair shop i...

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Funny story: Katie Holmes 'Devastated' Over Reports Suri Suing for' Divorce', Her own Penthouse, Separate Maintenance and Nanny Support!

Katie Holmes 'Devastated' Over Reports Suri Suing for' Divorce', Her own Penthouse, Separate Maintenance and Nanny Support!

On the eve of her 32nd birthday, Katie Holmes is said to be 'shocked and shaken' after she and husband Tom Cruise, 48, were served with separation papers served by their 4 year old daughter's solicitor! Suri, age 4, is said to be determined to sta...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Adopts Bin Laden

Angelina Jolie Adopts Bin Laden

Angelina Jolie adopted Osama Bin Laden today, and she continues to hide his whereabouts. "I'm very proud of my new son, he has proven himself the most loyal terrorist" says Jolie We asked her does it bother her that everybody in the United Sta...

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Funny story: Gay Man Announces Plan to Adopt Handsome Young Boy

Gay Man Announces Plan to Adopt Handsome Young Boy

Gay man Larry Sabu, 20, says the time has come for him to become a family man. He tells us that he is on the look out for a troubled cute teenage boy - preferably from Texas - to raise as his own. "I want to take him out to all the teenage gay clu...

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Funny story: Mass evacuation as Kerry Katona threatens to adopt child

Mass evacuation as Kerry Katona threatens to adopt child

In scenes reminiscent of World War 2 a mass evacuation of children to the countryside has begun following Kerry Katona's claim that she would like to adopt a child. "It's the only way to ensure the safety of our children" commented Home Secretary...

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Funny story: Adopted Child Sent Back to Russia With Note From Mother

Adopted Child Sent Back to Russia With Note From Mother

The Russian Government reacted angrily at the actions of an adoptive mother who was at wits end and sent her son back from whence he came; or so we thought. Russia immediately called for a ban on adoption but the truth is they are pissed because they...

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Funny story: Mold-a-Kid , Never Adopt Again

Mold-a-Kid , Never Adopt Again

Hollywood and the Rest of the Planet - It is a status symbol to be the one with the most kids adopted from a foreign country. To be the next to adopt you have to be able to get your application in and of course have the most money to lay out to ru...

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Funny story: Pygmy Orphans In The Congo: Please Don't Let Angelina Adopt Us!

Pygmy Orphans In The Congo: Please Don't Let Angelina Adopt Us!

Orphaned Pygmy children have hired a translator from Belgium to get the word out on the internet and elsewhere that they do not want to be adopted by Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. "We see them in the news at the big house all the time and they are...

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Funny story: Elton John Defends Adoption Decision

Elton John Defends Adoption Decision

Mediocre song writing "talent" Elton John has hit back at the tabloid media who have criticized his and partner David Furnish's effort to adopt Ukranian orphan Lev. In a heated interview on day-time telly-show "Tomorrow's Morning." Elton slammed...

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Funny story: Elton's Ultimate Shopping Spree

Elton's Ultimate Shopping Spree

Popular entertainer Reg Dwight - better known as Sir Elton John - will continue his mission to adopt, despite his harsh treatment by the Ukrainian authorities, who branded him "too old" and "too queer" to purchase 14-month old orphan Lev. "Elton i...

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Funny story: Madonna to adopt Theo Walcott

Madonna to adopt Theo Walcott

Mad donna has today launched an audacious bid to adopt baby faced Arsenal star Theo Walcott. Mad donna spotted his distraught picture in the newspaper the other day and told her assistants she wanted him. When the assistants tried to point out to...

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Funny story: E-E-T News: Mr. Chastity Bono, Madonna Goes Native And Miss Kalifornia

E-E-T News: Mr. Chastity Bono, Madonna Goes Native And Miss Kalifornia

(Atlanta-GA) Marine Rick Duncan said he survived the attacks on the Pentagon of September 11th. He then claimed surviving a roadside bomb in Iraq. The problem? He was never a Marine or even in the United State Armed Forces. And his name isn't Rick Du...

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Funny story: Administrative blunder sees Madonna adopt Guy Ritchie and marry Malawian child

Administrative blunder sees Madonna adopt Guy Ritchie and marry Malawian child

In what was expected to be 2 routine paper exercises, Madonna had intended to finalise her divorce from Guy Ritchie, and to complete the adoption of Chifundo "Mercy" James. However, in what is being described by her spokesman as an "embarrassing a...

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