Strictly come dancing, the show every senile person all over the planet loves to watch has a completely different version in Madagascar! Instead of admiring celebs, sport stars, ex-boxers, politicians, star chefs, etc, making tits of themselves at...
ARCAHATE, Haiti -- Two thousand naked Hatians forced their way past screws into the local jail here, Warden Yozambie Yomama said on the record. The interlopers were suffering from exposure, starvation, zombification, and the Clinton Foundation, a...
New studies indicate large numbers of dead people are lining up to vote across the country in advance of November 8. Nigel J. Provender, president of CWS (Cadavers With Soul), is in one of these lines. He reveals that Mr. Trump's claim dead peo...
Republican presidential candidate, Donald Trump called it first. At a campaign rally in Green Bay, Wisconsin he told the crowd he predicts "1.8 million deceased individuals" will vote for "somebody else" in the presidential election. Many have mis...
Every year providers and patients from around the world travel to a central location to attend the annual Misophonia Convention. Misophonia is a disorder of the autonomous nervous system in which particular patterned sounds are incorrectly processed...
The Obama Administration today announced a plan for dealing with the Anti-vaxxer problem. At a news conference, DHHS Secretary Sylvia Mathews Burwell stated, "There are millions of children in our midst who are partially or completely unvaccinated ag...
Washington, D.C.- Following an alarming number of calls to the CDC, FBI, and NSA, security analyst have concluded that the zombie apocalypse came and went without any causalities and $0 in property damage. Current Secretary of Defense, Chuck Hage...
A study conducted by the University of West Georgia has concluded that not all Zombies, or 'Walking Dead' are flesh eating - in fact some are quite friendly. "There is a wide misconception that every reanimated rotting corpse is a danger to living...
A recount has been demanded on the already scandalous Bush/Gore 2000 Presidential election by Democrats because it has been discovered that illegal zombies have been allowed to vote. Apparently in their over-exuberance to get people out to vote Re...
Another football player has turned into a Flesh Eating Zombie after being bitten during a World Cup match. Zombie consultant George A. Romero said on Breakfast T.V. "You might get one more match out of him if he wears a Hannibal Lecter type mask...
The film world prepares itself for a new low as Michael Bay has been hired to direct a remake of cult classics Shaun Of The Dead and Fight Club, as one film. Critics are already calling this project the biggest misjudgment in Hollywood since Brad...
Amazing as it may seem, the idea of 'zombies' and the Christian prophesy of certain people now passed, rising, may well have a combined connection. Harold Weatherbee of Hollywood Christian Crusader Watch Foundation, recently spoke to offer a few...
Two Florida brothers confirmed today that their Grandmother had died in her sleep after poking her corpse with a stick. Upon waking, the two boys, who were visiting their Grandma, 75 year old May Hogan for spring break, entered her bedroom confuse...
MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- Mexican Drug lord Nazario Moreno was killed again on Sunday, when federal forces shot him during a firefight. It was the second time since 2010 that the bandito was killed by authorities. "He is persistent for a dead man," a...
DETROIT, MI - Her lawn was mowed. Her bills were paid. Her mail was collected every day. But the lady of the house never went out or answered her door. She couldn't: she was dead. In fact, she was mummified. Her remains were found, neatly...
JACKASS, MS -- Seventy-eight-year-old Walter Williams has cheated the Grim Reaper. Pronounced "dead" five days ago by a doctor whose credentials are "under review" by the Amerikan Medical Association, Williams was on the embalming table, about to be...
South Korea has just announced that they believe something strange is going on in North Korea as their leader Kim has not been seen in 2-3 days and that they have had to protect themselves on the border by North Koreans who drop when shot but get bac...
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