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Funny story: Dead man returns to life, craving blood

Dead man returns to life, craving blood

JACKASS, MS -- Seventy-eight-year-old Walter Williams has cheated the Grim Reaper. Pronounced "dead" five days ago by a doctor whose credentials are "under review" by the Amerikan Medical Association, Williams was on the embalming table, about to be...

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Funny story: North Korea Overrun By Zombies!

North Korea Overrun By Zombies!

South Korea has just announced that they believe something strange is going on in North Korea as their leader Kim has not been seen in 2-3 days and that they have had to protect themselves on the border by North Koreans who drop when shot but get bac...

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Funny story: New York officials investigating 'Walking Dead' Zombie stunt!

New York officials investigating 'Walking Dead' Zombie stunt!

Authorities in New York said a marketing company did not have permission to promote "The Walking Dead" by hiding "zombies" in a subway grate. "Those people need to lighten up a bit. It was just an ad for the new show. Do they think that the peopl...

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Funny story: Michael Sam: Players Don't Care If He's Gay

Michael Sam: Players Don't Care If He's Gay

During the NFL Combine, the annual gathering of rookies to evaluate their NFL potential, general managers asked tight end Nick Kasa whether or not he "likes girls," or has a girlfriend. Linebacker Manti Te'o's sexuality was the "elephant in the room"...

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Funny story: Is It A Zombie? or Practically Nude Man Sleepwalking in Snow!

Is It A Zombie? or Practically Nude Man Sleepwalking in Snow!

What most people saw in the Massachusetts Wellesley College area was a practically naked man either sleepwalking or in a frozen Zombie-like Trance! Whatever it was, the Headmaster immediately called the campus police and the local sheriff, who m...

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Funny story: "Walking Dead" mid season premiere featured zombies

"Walking Dead" mid season premiere featured zombies

Savannah, Georgia- This week the world witnessed the return of AMC's hit show 'The Walking Dead.' According to many sources, zombies were featured in this episode. Bill, a maintenance manager at a local Marriott had this to say about the episode,...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart, Rob Pattinson Go Screaming, Fleeing House

Kristen Stewart, Rob Pattinson Go Screaming, Fleeing House

Rob Pattinson had just taken Kristen Stewart over the weekend to see a foreign film with subtitles, that was a horror movie. "I had never seen one of those", stated Pattinson, "and didn't expect much but I was very much surprised by the guy who pr...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Imitator Actually A Zombie!

Michael Jackson Imitator Actually A Zombie!

Over 2000 fans who attended the "Michael Jackson Imitator Show" in Las Vegas say that they were not fooled with the make-up and that it was Michael Jackson's Zombie that took the stage, Saturday night. "They can say this is a great imitator but mo...

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Funny story: White Russian Zombies in Singapore Sling Pink Squirrels While Bahama Mama Has Screaming Orgasm After Sex On The Beach During Hurricane Relief Effort

White Russian Zombies in Singapore Sling Pink Squirrels While Bahama Mama Has Screaming Orgasm After Sex On The Beach During Hurricane Relief Effort

SINGAPORE - A bizarre chain of events after Hurricane Vamei resulted in the arrest of two white Russian zombies and one Afro-Bahamian prostitute. Following the devastation of the Singapore Coast by Hurricane Vamei, the President of Russia, Vladami...

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Funny story: The U.S. Government Votes To Designate Zombies As Illegal Aliens

The U.S. Government Votes To Designate Zombies As Illegal Aliens

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The immigration issue has been receiving quite a bit of attention lately. At first the Red State senators felt that all illegal aliens from Mexico, Central America, and South America would be sent back to their respective home t...

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Funny story: Super Bowl Versus History of Zombies

Super Bowl Versus History of Zombies

In this age of too many TV channels, one can easily lose control of the remote and end up on an unexpected network. Opposite the Super Bowl, as usual, was Downton Abbey. Most of us can tell the difference between the deathly Dowager Countess and C...

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Funny story: Dead People Playing Dead Extras Demand More Diverse Roles

Dead People Playing Dead Extras Demand More Diverse Roles

Hollywood has now been struck by a new ballyhoo. Dead people who have for decades been playing the dead extras in so many of Hollywood's blockbuster movies are demanding more diverse roles than that of playing a dead person. This does bode well...

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Funny story: New Sub-Culture Of Zombies Reap Mayhem Thoughout Chain Stores On Black Friday

New Sub-Culture Of Zombies Reap Mayhem Thoughout Chain Stores On Black Friday

Reports have been coming in from across the country of a rash of zombie-like masses rushing about specific chain stores in large communities in a feeding like frenzy. Zombieologists, a newly developed scientific category that specifically studies zom...

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Funny story: Zombies for Romney claims Florida group

Zombies for Romney claims Florida group

OCALA, Florida (ABSNN) - The National Chapter of Zombies USA, or ZUSA, overwhelmingly endorsed Mitt Romney for President today. According to ZUSA officials "our membership voted 6710 to 47 in favor endorsing Mitt Romney over Barack Obama in the upco...

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Funny story: Funeral Reawakening strikes fear into those nearest to us

Funeral Reawakening strikes fear into those nearest to us

A funeral in Brazil was held up as a woman claimed the corpse had squeezed her hand. Maria Neymar Ronaldo Cesar said: "I leant in to say goodbye to Grandmamma and she squeezed my hand. I shouted for them to switch the furnace off and we called a a...

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Funny story: Obama's poor debate performance; Vampires vs. Zombies in Prime Time

Obama's poor debate performance; Vampires vs. Zombies in Prime Time

Washington DC - In a shocking revelation, our coverage of the 2012 Presidential Campaign has unearthed sources who claim that the Republican Party is controlled by Vampires, with the Democrats run by Super Zombies. Although yet to be confirmed,...

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Funny story: Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens Talk About "The Zombie Chronicles"

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens Talk About "The Zombie Chronicles"

LOS ANGELES - Charlene Belle Pinnzucker, director of the Epitome Network hit The Zombie Chronicles recently said that she has never worked with two nicer, more professional actors than Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens. Efron, 24, stars as Sebastian L...

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