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Zimbabwe To Trade In Buttons

Funny story: Zimbabwe To Trade In Buttons

Zimbabwe, the funny little African country where inflation triples every five minutes, has abandoned its currency, and will, from tomorrow - or maybe even tonight - trade in buttons. President of Zimbabwe, the Dr Robert Mugabe, announced the chang...

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Zimbabwe inflation declared over

Funny story: Zimbabwe inflation declared over

Government officials in Zimbabwe declared victory today over runaway inflation, stating it was finally defeated. To bolster the public's confidence in the nation's currency, Zimbabwe Mint officials issued a 100 trillion dollar coin as evidence demons...

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Grace Mugabe put in charge of extracting confessions by torture

Funny story: Grace Mugabe put in charge of extracting confessions by torture

Trials have been speeded up in Zimbabwe. Grace Mugabe, the wife of dictator Robert Mugabe, has been appointed the new top expert in "evidence" collection by her husband. This follows the delayed appearance in court of over 40 opposition MDC suppo...

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Obama Appoints Barbara Walters To Be Ambassador To Zimbabwe

Funny story: Obama Appoints Barbara Walters To Be Ambassador To Zimbabwe

NEW YORK CITY, New York - President Barack Obama met with television talk show host Barbara Walters and he offered her the position of United States ambassador to the African country of Zimbabwe. Ms. Walters who is 79, graciously accepted Presiden...

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Mugabe resigns

Funny story: Mugabe resigns

Succumbing to public outcry and intense media scrutiny over his alleged October 2008 sexual liaison with a Presidential Palace concubine, embattled Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe finally resigned last night. "Bob has finally done the right thi...

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Rhubarbie Declares "Zimbabwe is Mine!"

Funny story: Rhubarbie Declares "Zimbabwe is Mine!"

Deranged African dictator Robert Rhubarbie celebrated his 138th birthday anniversary this week at Harare's prestigious McDinga's chew and spew burger outlet, declaring to press reporters that "Zimbabwe is mine, Lord Carrington and David Owen done gav...

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Cholera outbreak traced to Buckingham Palace

Funny story: Cholera outbreak traced to Buckingham Palace

London - (Sickening Ass Mess): Zimbabwe's fetid cholera outbreak has been traced to a dodgy composting toilet in Buckingham Palace's notorious 'H' Block. The organic throne room is used by senior members of the Puppet Monarchy four times a year as...

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Germ Warfare against Zimbabwe

Funny story: Germ Warfare against Zimbabwe

Robert Mugabe today blamed Britain and the United States for the cholera epidemic sweeping through Southern Africa. "It is an evil plot by Brown and Bush to force regime change on Zimbabwe" he said. When asked why he thought those countries wou...

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Paris Hilton possible replacement for Mugabe in Zimbabwe

Funny story: Paris Hilton possible replacement for Mugabe in Zimbabwe

In breaking news, Paris Hilton has put up her hand (God knows where that's been) for the post of President of Zimbabwe. With the imminent demise of Robert Mugabe in the country's acme position, Madame Hilton believes that she is best placed to serve...

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Eerie Silence at Zimbabwe Diamond Mine

Funny story: Eerie Silence at Zimbabwe Diamond Mine

An eerie yet pregnant silence permeates the scrub region locating the remote Chiadzwa diamond fields, apart from occasional bouts of gunfire, an odd anti-personnel mine explosion and the ensuing screams. Mr. Muti Fruiti was one of the first 'get r...

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Zimbabwean Big Game Hunter Makes Christmas Appeal

Funny story: Zimbabwean Big Game Hunter Makes Christmas Appeal

Clayton Le Moors, the legendary Zimbabwean big game hunter, renowned for falling down a hole in Hampshire whilst stalking rabbits with an AK 47, and notorious for his failure to supply high meat content sausages to Euro sausage guzzlers on time, alle...

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Mugabe Resigns - Moves to UK to Run for Prime Minister

Funny story: Mugabe Resigns - Moves to UK to Run for Prime Minister

Harare, Zimbabwe - Robert Mugabe has stunned the world once again by announcing his resignation as President of Zimbabwe with immediate effect. The controversial Mugabe was once hailed as a symbol of the new Africa, but a brutal regime and ruined...

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Zimbabwean Big Game Hunter Finally Supplies Sausages. Everything Cushty.

Funny story: Zimbabwean Big Game Hunter Finally Supplies Sausages. Everything Cushty.

Zimbabwean big game hunter Clayton Le Moors finally supplied his much sought after high meat content sausages following a tense three week wait. Three weeks is a long time to wait for a sausage order under normal circumstances, but Clayton Le Moor...

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Zimbabwean Big Game Hunter In Sausage Supply Scandal

Funny story: Zimbabwean Big Game Hunter In Sausage Supply Scandal

Zimbabwean big game hunter and store proprietor Clayton Le Moors today came under fire from hordes of frustrated potential customers after promising to supply sausages with outstandingly high fresh meat content as served in the south of Africa to Eur...

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Robert Mugabe annoyed at unfair power sharing

Funny story: Robert Mugabe annoyed at unfair power sharing

Robert Mugbaby, president and dictator of Basketcaseland, formerly Zimbabwe, who acceded to world pressure and announced the dividing up of government posts on a fair and equal 50-50 basis between his Zanu-PF party and Morgan Tsvangirai's MDC opposi...

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Mugabe, Tsvangirai and Mutambara Dance the Zimbabwean Makarena!

Funny story: Mugabe, Tsvangirai and Mutambara Dance the Zimbabwean Makarena!

From bloody purge, electoral theft and threatened revolution, Zimbabwe has transitioned to a veritable dance, dance, revolution! Avowed enemies are now dancing the day and night away after a compromise that will make all leaders happy and leave Zimba...

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Zimbabwe Money Is Getting Bigger!

Funny story: Zimbabwe Money Is Getting Bigger!

Money in Zimbabwe is worth less and less and less every day so Mr Robert Mugabe the President has told the Zimbabwe Central Bank to start printing a $10,000,000,000 bank note. As well as the new amount the size of the note has changed.

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Looking back, Mugabe credits slogan for victory

Funny story: Looking back, Mugabe credits slogan for victory

Zimbabwe's president Robert Mugabe, who recently was reelected, credits his victory to his "grand" campaign slogan.

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