Sir Paul McCartney announced today that he is to marry childhood sweetheart Yoko Ono, widow of his former songwriting and sparring partner John Lennon. "Few people know this but Yoko's Japanese family used to run our local Chinese takeaway when I...
Ageing ex Beatle Paul McCartney is reportedly dating his old rival Yoko Ono.
Pretend Lady and imaginary Beatle, Yoko Ono has recently given interviews in which she discusses the travails of inheriting billions after destroying the money machine called the Beatles. She and her talent less children are also involved in a fight...
Soon-to-be-divorced from a Beatle Heather Mills McCartney, aka Mucca, has become one of the richest women in the world after masterminding the sale of her domain name for a reported £24.3 million.
London - (Chrysanthemum Puppet Throne Mess): In a surprise legal move the CIA was finally successfully subpoenaed in the Bahraini Royal Princeling v Michael Jackson lawsuit in London today.
London - (Rotters): 'Expect an imminent celeb drive-by shooting' is this week's lead news-story in LA FagHagSlagMag as vexatious divorce litigant Heather Mills vies to erase Yoko Ono after yet another a bid to publish Be...
California - (Preposterous Mess): Jumped up nonentity Yoko Ono Lennon has been outed by CIA archives as the mother of the tribute con artist masquerading as Michael Jackson.
Following news that NASA will broadcast Beatles songs across the universe, renowned piss-artist, Yoko Ono, has stepped up to the fore to rally support for intergalactic communication. "I see this as the beginning of the new age in which we will co...
If I just wanted to get you to read my post and went to the extent of juicing a headline, I would have done even better than that, like "Bush MRI Reveals Brain Fully Intact" or "Yoko Ono and Condi Rice Discovered in Love Nest", but this is a real deal here and as a hetero, I have to deal with my feelings about gay crabs (or transgender...I suppose like the headline says, some c...
New York, New York - Yoko Ono, widow of slain Beatle John Lennon, claimed today that "my John" had forseen global warming.
London, England (IP) - Yoko Ono was retroactively crowned the Queen of Bad taste in a spectacular ceremony viewed by a world wide pay per view audience.
Just days ago Larry King interviewed Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Yoko Ono Lennon, and Olivia Harrison. John Lennon was so taken with the events in Vegas, surrounding the Cirque Du Soleil musical LOVE, he struck a deal with St. Peter and contacted La...
Liverpond -- "What the bloody **** was that!" shrieked Sir Paul McCartney as a rocket propelled grenade launched by Yoko Ono streaked across the plate glass windshield of his Bentley automobile. "I told you Sir just to Let it Be
Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi is probably best known for terrorizing America in the 1980s through his ties to the Soviet Union and his financing of terrorist activites against Western targets.
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