Showing:

Funny satire stories about X-Ray

Try another search?

Funny story: Local Boy's Anger Over X-Ray Specs

Local Boy's Anger Over X-Ray Specs

Local teenager Danny Dickweed Jnr has demanded a refund after purchasing a faulty pair of X-Ray spectacles. Danny ordered a pair of the glasses from an advertisement he saw on the back pages of his 'Amazing Danger Dudes Weekly' comic book for 75p.

Read full story
Funny story: Airport X-Ray 'Strip' Scanners May be Purchased by Larry Flynt

Airport X-Ray 'Strip' Scanners May be Purchased by Larry Flynt

When Michelle Obama refused to walk through the new X-ray scanner at the Heathrow Airport, on a trip to visit her cousin, the plan to install these new imaging systems in every airport in the country, ran into an unexpected hurdle. The X-ray scann...

Read full story
Funny story: Scotch Tape Emits X-Rays and Saves Pennies; McCain Adds it to His Healthcareless Plan!

Scotch Tape Emits X-Rays and Saves Pennies; McCain Adds it to His Healthcareless Plan!

Scotch tape has been discovered to emit X-rays in zero-gravity. The reasonably priced made-in-Scotland product has been an essential part of the life of all the peoples of the planet. Due to a patent on the magically invisible sticky stuff, it ca...

Read full story
Funny story: Moving Through Walls

Moving Through Walls

Langley VA, July 2008: Edmund Krunt, president and CEO of Smedley Engineering Inc, a small Midwestern engineering company was in town to brief a US government agency on a classified product his company plans to manufacture. The unit allows stealthy t...

Read full story
Funny story: 'Big Boned' woman proven to be Big Fat Liar

'Big Boned' woman proven to be Big Fat Liar

Shaniqua Adams a 30-year old grandmother of four was today exposed as a fraud by doctors at New Orleans General Hospital today.

Read full story
Funny story: Doctors Using X-Ray Glasses In Rural Hospitals

Doctors Using X-Ray Glasses In Rural Hospitals

Hayesville, North Carolina (IP) - Doctors in this rural town at the edge of Cherokee County are using X-Ray glasses in their every day work. Cherokee County is strapped for cash and the County Administrator collects aluminum cans and recycles them i...

Read full story
Funny story: Jay Leno Exposed To Excessive Radiation

Jay Leno Exposed To Excessive Radiation

It was supposed to be a routine chest X-Ray, but for Tonight Show host Jay Leno, the result was exposure to a dangerously high level of radiation.

Read full story
Funny story: Glory holes add another dimension to artist colony

Glory holes add another dimension to artist colony

In an effort to educate, entertain and raise money at an artist's colony, it was reported today that glory holes were added to the walls of the MacDowell artist's colony in New Hampshire.

Read full story
Funny story: Two Charged in Boston After Ad Campaign "Blows Up"

Two Charged in Boston After Ad Campaign "Blows Up"

The two young men arrested for placing electronic advertising around the city of Boston on Wednesday were charged with misdemeanor offenses today and were sentenced by a Boston judge to poll dancing for 38 straight hours in Boston Common.

Read full story
Funny story: Advertisers in Boston Learn Valuable Lesson; Disguise Campaigns As Bomb Threats

Advertisers in Boston Learn Valuable Lesson; Disguise Campaigns As Bomb Threats

The attention given to the Turner Broadcasting Co. for their electronic light boards featuring adult-cartoon characters triggering bomb scares around Boston is enough to make advertisers around the country salivate and taught them a valuable lesson t...

Read full story
Funny story: Bells Ring on Wall Street As "Vagina Warrior," President Bush Makes Grand Entrance

Bells Ring on Wall Street As "Vagina Warrior," President Bush Makes Grand Entrance

More than just bells were ringing as the president decided to walk in on the New York Stock Exchange today. One CNN female reporter almost had an orgasm as the president was within five feet of her.

Read full story
Funny story: Britney Spears Spotted Shopping In Pubix Grocery Store

Britney Spears Spotted Shopping In Pubix Grocery Store

Britney Spears, tired of all the media attention and hoop-la, took a break today from concerts and paparazzi and went grocery shopping.

Read full story
Funny story: Britney Spears Now On The Great Seal of The United States

Britney Spears Now On The Great Seal of The United States

Congress approved measures today to put Hollywood pop diva Britney Spears on The Great Seal of the United States. Instead of the traditional bald eagle with its wings outstretched in heraldic honor holding an olive branch in its right talon and 13 ar...

Read full story
Funny story: Painting of Britney Spears Displayed in The Rotunda of U.S. Capitol

Painting of Britney Spears Displayed in The Rotunda of U.S. Capitol

The photos of Britney Spears getting out of a limo panty less have become immortalized and American symbols for bald capitalism and individual freedom. Writers for Spoof International found a painted rendition of one of the now famous photos hanging...

Read full story
Funny story: Bush Continues War Support; Answers May Be Found In U.S. Capitol Prayer Room

Bush Continues War Support; Answers May Be Found In U.S. Capitol Prayer Room

Critics of the president's war strategy in Iraq and other cowboy "diplomatic" measures said an answer to the partisan way that he has conducted politics may be found in the prayer room of the U.S. Capitol in Washington.

Read full story
Funny story: Dylan Quits Server Farm; Says, "I Ain't Gonna Work On Google's Farm No More"

Dylan Quits Server Farm; Says, "I Ain't Gonna Work On Google's Farm No More"

Bob Dylan, spokesperson for a generation and known for his iconoclastic and poetic balladry, said today that he will no longer work for Google. The multi-billion dollar International server company said that they hired Dylan six months ago t...

Read full story
Funny story: Server Farm Laborers Go On Strike; Say Integrity Compromised

Server Farm Laborers Go On Strike; Say Integrity Compromised

Workers at a North Carolina server farm went on strike today protesting a morally compromising work environment. They cited lewd and unconsecrated images and stories being held and disseminated by data banks inside the servers housed on the farm.

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more