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Funny story: Catching Up With Woody Allen And Soon-Yi

Catching Up With Woody Allen And Soon-Yi

New York - Comedian Woody Allen, 75, and his adult child bride Soon-Yi Previn Farrow Allen, 40, recently celebrated 13 years of wedded bliss in their own special way. While most observers in Hollywood never thought the two lovebirds would make i...

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Funny story: Mubarak To Star In Next Woody Allen Romantic Comedy

Mubarak To Star In Next Woody Allen Romantic Comedy

Former President Hosni Mubarak is expected to star in the next Woody Allen romantic comedy which will be filmed in Cairo, Egypt. Currently in the center of news and a revolution, Allen feels Egypt would make an excellent location for his film. Att...

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Funny story: Paris runs out of bread: to blame Woody Allen and Carla Bruni

Paris runs out of bread: to blame Woody Allen and Carla Bruni

The famous long, thin and crispy French baguette, so loved by visitors to France, has disappeared from the shelves of Paris bakeries. This was something which last happened 221 years ago (1789) and which sparked off the French Revolution and resulted...

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Funny story: Script Leaked From New Woody Allen Porn Movie

Script Leaked From New Woody Allen Porn Movie

Famous Hollywood Director Woody Allen is shooting a new movie; this will be his first in the genre of pornography. He will both direct and star in the movie (and is also the producer and writer). A page of the script, where Allen encounters his first prostitute, was accidentally left at a New York City lunch counter. A monologue from that script is printed below: "How much do I have to pay...

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Funny story: Woody Allen Says Obama Should Be Declared Dictator For Our Own Good

Woody Allen Says Obama Should Be Declared Dictator For Our Own Good

The usually joking actor may be turning into a joke himself as he stated yesterday that he thinks President Barack Obama should be declared dictator until he can get the United States out of the mess it finds itself in today. He is absolutely seri...

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Funny story: Woody Allen Loves The Twilight Movies, Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus

Woody Allen Loves The Twilight Movies, Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus

Famous director Woody Allen says that the new Twilight movies are sensational. "They are great. I wonder how old those young girls are? They all look young. I'm trying to reach out to young actresses and see if I can help them up." Woody also s...

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Funny story: Woody Allen Removed From Discussion Forum

Woody Allen Removed From Discussion Forum

Film director, actor, writer, and comedian Woody Allen was removed from a New York City Forum for comments that he made. The group of famous people, which included former President Clinton, a Catholic Bishop, and others, was convened to answer q...

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Funny story: Woody Allen Thinks Man Who Left Crap On Floor May Have Had Eboli Virus

Woody Allen Thinks Man Who Left Crap On Floor May Have Had Eboli Virus

With new cases of the Eboli Virus coming to light by the day overseas, actor/director Woody Allen is afraid that the man who rushed by him Tuesday night and ran into the bathroom, may have had the Eboli Virus but is afraid to mention it to the autho...

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Funny story: Woody Allen Sex Life Slammed By American Apparel

Woody Allen Sex Life Slammed By American Apparel

A clothing company known for its pretty racy ads in magazines & television is fighting a ten million dollar lawsuit brought by Woody Allen, arguing that it can't have damaged his wonderful reputation by using his image because the film director h...

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Funny story: Slumdog's Pinto Signs To Do Woody Allen Movie

Slumdog's Pinto Signs To Do Woody Allen Movie

Fresh from celebrating her part in Slumdog Millionaire oscar landslide, its star, the model-turned-actor Freida Pinto, has signed up to star in Woody Allens latest film, "Hangdog Hotel Room", Vanity reports. Allen, himself basking in the glow from...

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Funny story: Woody Allen to Release Vicki, Christina, Barcelona, Syphilis

Woody Allen to Release Vicki, Christina, Barcelona, Syphilis

Woody Allen is working on a sequel to his wildly popular sex pilgrimmage to Gaudi's cathedral: Vicki, Christina, Barcelona. Allen the great film author is rumored to have gotten the idea while recovery from a case of syphilis while on location in...

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Funny story: Britney Spears to Star in New Woody Allen Movie

Britney Spears to Star in New Woody Allen Movie

Former actress and pop singer Britney Spears will attempt to revive her career when she appears as Woody Allen's love interest in his newest film, "Pomp and Curcumcision." The actor/director is famous for casting younger women as his love intere...

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Funny story: Chinese Year of the Golden Pig will crown its most famous porkers

Chinese Year of the Golden Pig will crown its most famous porkers

Chinatown - (Rioters): This weekend's celebrations of the Chinese lunar new year will see the crowning of awesome success for those born under the Pig sign as a sixty-year cycle ushers in the year of the Golden Pig.

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Funny story: Woody Allen & Steve Martin Confess to Hot Love Affair

Woody Allen & Steve Martin Confess to Hot Love Affair

The Confession may have been one of the most moving moments in Hollywood romance history. Both comedians, playwrights and film directors finally say that they have found love in each others very gray bosoms.

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Funny story: Woody Allen: "I'm Worried... I Think I'm Pregnant!"

Woody Allen: "I'm Worried... I Think I'm Pregnant!"

Famous Dixieland musician and film director Woody Allen agreed to an interview with Spoof reporter, Morgan Truce while shooting the final scenes of his latest romantic comedy, "Memories of Rejection".

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